- Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
- For convent girls sex is hugely attractive; dark, mysterious and very powerful.
- Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life.
- Scots are more romantic than the English.
- I'm not talking about men in the same way that men talk about women, am I? I haven't referred to them in a disparaging way. I haven't called them chicks or birds.
- [on transgender people] Just because you lop off your dick and then wear a dress doesn't make you a fucking woman. I've asked my doctor to give me long ears and liver spots and I'm going to wear a brown coat but that doesn't turn me into a fucking Cocker Spaniel.
- Sir Elton John and his "wife" David Furnish have entered on the birth certificate of their two sons that David Furnish is the mother. I'm sorry. That will give you an idea of how the concept of motherhood has emptied out. It's gone. It's been deconstructed.
- [on male-to-female gender reassignment] I'm not saying that people should not be allowed to go through that procedure . All I'm saying is that it doesn't make them a woman.
- [on Prime Minister Julia Gillard] You've got a big arse Julia. Just get on with it.
- Everyone thinks the only people who like looking at pictures of boys - and I mean boys, not men - are gay men but that's not true. I, for one, love looking at them.
- If you're a 50-year-old truck driver who's had four children with a wife and you've decided the whole time you've been a woman, I think you're probably wrong.
- [on same-sex marriage] What we have is a strange new belief that marriage is a fundamental human right. Human beings have never had, and do not have now, a right to be married.
- The women involved in #MeToo have chosen to appear in news media as victims - these days called survivors - time and time again. The display of female victimhood in entertainment media is not the result of a conspiracy between wicked men to objectify, reify and sexualise women, but a straightforward capitulation to market forces. Female victimisation sells.
- [Toy Story Review] The message is that children need their toys, which they don't.
- [Minority Report Review] I mean the Autistics are bathed in a biotic nutrient, but we all knew that, didn't we?
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