[on what brought him to London] I got a place at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama when I was 18. I lived in a flat that stank of cigarettes and rancid milk. It didn't when we got there, we made it that way.
[on what advice he would give visitors to London] Hold on when the Tube moves off.
[asked what is the best thing about living in London] Leaving it on a Friday night, and returning to it on a Monday morning.
Just chewed a 4mg Nicorette by mistake. I might fall over. [Patch or gum?] By and large I've found that chewing the patches doesn't really work. Bit clothy.
Oh for Christ's sake. "Uber Facts: You are never more than 10 feet away from a spider."