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- DirectorKerry ConranStarsGwyneth PaltrowJude LawAngelina JolieAfter New York City receives a series of attacks from giant flying robots, a reporter teams up with a pilot in search of their origin, as well as the reason for the disappearances of famous scientists around the world.Horrible acting, slow dialogue, bad directing, to predictable. Kind of interesting, but ultimately boring.
- DirectorZack SnyderStarsJackie Earle HaleyPatrick WilsonCarla GuginoIn a version of 1985 where superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach on the trail of a conspiracy that will change the course of history.Horrible, especially the music.
- DirectorJosh SchwartzStarsVictoria JusticeJohnny KnoxvilleChelsea HandlerWren's Halloween plans go awry when she's made to babysit her brother, who disappears into a sea of trick-or-treaters. With her best friend and two nerds at her side, she needs to find her brother before her mom finds out he's missing.Wow, this is bad. Shave my head and make me ride a pony.
- DirectorEvan GoldbergSeth RogenStarsJames FrancoJonah HillSeth RogenSix Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.This had and interesting story, but is ruined by it ugliness, perversion, drugs and stupidity.
- DirectorNoam MurroStarsSullivan StapletonEva GreenLena HeadeyGreek general Themistocles of Athens leads the naval charge against invading Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god Xerxes and Artemisia, vengeful commander of the Persian navy.An absolute disappointment. This may be the worst sequel failure in box office history.
- DirectorJon HurwitzHayden SchlossbergStarsJohn ChoKal PennNeil Patrick HarrisAfter being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.Harold & Kumar started off with a fun and interesting movie with the first release, but this sequel is one of those that was made only due to greed and desperation.
- DirectorBrad BirdStarsGeorge ClooneyBritt RobertsonHugh LaurieBound by a shared destiny, a teen bursting with scientific curiosity and a former boy-genius inventor embark on a mission to unearth the secrets of a place somewhere in time and space that exists in their collective memory.One of the worst Disney releases to date.
Tried to watch it over ten times and it put me to sleep every time.
Buy this if you have insomnia. - StarsMike VogelOsy IkhileDaisy BettsAfter peaceful aliens invade Earth, humanity finds itself living in a utopia under the indirect rule of the aliens, but does this utopia come at a price?60 minutes of pure gnarly baby farts.
- DirectorTim BurtonStarsMia WasikowskaJohnny DeppHelena Bonham CarterNineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror.Tim Burton can create some wonderful movies, this wasn't it. Maybe it's the fact that having Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in all of them has become nauseating.
- DirectorRidley ScottStarsChristian BaleJoel EdgertonBen KingsleyThe defiant leader Moses rises up against Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses II, setting six hundred thousand slaves on a monumental journey of escape from Egypt and its terrifying cycle of deadly plagues.I had to give this a score of 2. This is an example of taking a potentially epic historical movie, and letting liberal idiots write and direct it.
Hollywood needs to learn that you can't make an epic movie based on the Bible by putting it into the hands of atheists. But if you want to keep wasting 100 Million dollars or more. You got the money to waste, so have fun. - DirectorDarren AronofskyStarsRussell CroweJennifer ConnellyAnthony HopkinsNoah is chosen by God to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world.Another potentially epic historical movie written and directed by liberal idiots. Its hard to say if this movie is worse then Exodus: God's and Kings.
Hollywood needs to learn that you can't make an epic movie based on the Bible by putting it into the hands of atheists. But if you want to keep wasting 100 Million dollars or more. You got the money to waste, so have fun. - DirectorAlessandro CaponeStarsDanny GloverDaryl HannahMichael MadsenRyan Willburn (Stephen Baldwin), a Green War rebel Agent sent on a mission to collect evidence against the Confederate Central Government, for its heinous crimes. The mission quickly turns chaotic when he meets Tuag (Neva Leoni), a mutant survivor.I gave this movie a score of 1, because IMDB won't let me give it a score of Sub-Zero.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsJaden SmithDavid DenmanWill SmithA crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help.I saw After Earth at Paramount Studios Theater during a special premiere for filmmakers. It honestly could be worse, but not by much. William Smith is losing his touch.
- CreatorJeff SchechterStarsEmma IshtaKyle HarrisRitesh RajanA young woman is recruited into a secret government agency to be "stitched" into the minds of the recently deceased, using their memories to investigate murders.
- CreatorDave HolsteinStarsJim CarreyFrank LangellaJudy GreerJeff, a famous children's television icon, struggles to retain his sanity as his family falls apart.
- DirectorJulien TempleStarsGeena DavisJeff GoldblumJim CarreyA Southern California girl befriends three furry aliens after their spaceship lands in her swimming pool.
- DirectorChé BakerDallas BlandStarsBilly ZaneBruce SpenceJack ThompsonThe film is set in a post-apocalyptic world in which civilisation has crumbled. A massive electromagnetic pulse has killed all children on the planet with the exception of Molly (Billie Rutherford), the daughter of Jake Slater (Jake Ryan).
- DirectorAlex ZammStarsFrench StewartElaine HendrixTony MartinInspector Gadget returns in this sequel to the 1999 hit. A glitched Gadget once again must fight his arch nemesis, Claw, with the aid of a female Gadget: G2.
- DirectorAlbert Hanan KaminskiStarsOri PfefferHana LasloNitzan SitzerKing Solomon, son of King David of Jerusalem, is in a journy to find his place as king while facing a demonic creature and queen Sheeba.
- DirectorMalcolm D. LeeStarsKevin HartTiffany HaddishRob RiggleA group of high school dropouts is forced to attend night school in hopes that they will pass the GED exam to finish high school.
- DirectorJohn CarpenterStarsKurt RussellSteve BuscemiStacy KeachSnake Plissken is once again called in by the United States government to recover a potential doomsday device from Los Angeles, now an autonomous island where undesirables are deported.
- DirectorRon HowardStarsTom HanksAudrey TautouJean RenoA murder inside the Louvre, and clues in Da Vinci paintings, lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years, which could shake the foundations of Christianity.
- DirectorTim HeideckerEric WareheimStarsTim HeideckerEric WareheimRobert LoggiaTwo guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course. In order to make the money back, they then attempt to revitalize a failing shopping mall.
- DirectorLawrence GoughStarsPeter CapaldiPearl MackieMatt LucasThe Doctor and Nardole team up with a university student to take down a sinister life-mimicking alien.
- DirectorSallie AprahamianStarsJodie WhittakerBradley WalshTosin ColeThe Doctor, Yaz, Graham, and Ryan find their way back to Yorkshire only to find something is stirring amidst the eight-legged arachnid population of Sheffield.