Crazy horror films
The strangest horror movies out there. The kind where you get genuinely worried for the sanity of the film-makers, then you start worrying you've gone mad and imagined it all. Or you might question the wisdom of their going for an unlikely monster - a pinata? Is that wise? Apparently not.
Further reading: 25 Strange and Ridiculous Horror Movie Villains:
http://horror.about.com/od/horrortoppicklists/tp/25strangevillains.htm
See also: Bonkers, crazy kung fu horror films, New Japanese Gore, witches with flying heads and monstrous births.
The removed: Angel Above - The Devil Below, another "killer vagina" film, this one flagged as porn so it can't be added to the list.
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Further reading: 25 Strange and Ridiculous Horror Movie Villains:
http://horror.about.com/od/horrortoppicklists/tp/25strangevillains.htm
See also: Bonkers, crazy kung fu horror films, New Japanese Gore, witches with flying heads and monstrous births.
The removed: Angel Above - The Devil Below, another "killer vagina" film, this one flagged as porn so it can't be added to the list.
Comments: As I don't have a Facebook account I cannot interact with the new comments system, so have switched it off. I will start a thread on the message board and link it in here shortly.
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- DirectorLarry BlamireStarsDaniel RoebuckSusan McConnellFay MastersonA small town infestation of crawling alien foreheads that begin attaching to people and taking them over collides with a scientist's experiments to extract foreheadazine and things go horribly horribly wrong.Here for the thumbnail graphic, the list begins below:
- DirectorDan MilnerStarsTod AndrewsTina CarverLinda WatkinsA wrongfully accused South Seas prince is executed, and returns as a walking tree stump.A tree stump??
- DirectorJohn SherwoodStarsGrant WilliamsLola AlbrightLes TremayneRocks from a meteor which grow when in contact with water threaten a sleepy Southwestern desert community.
- DirectorRay KelloggStarsJames BestIngrid GoudeKen CurtisOn an isolated island, a small group of people are terrorized by giant voracious shrews in the midst of a hurricane.As the human race is descended from shrews, perhaps they are more dangerous than you'd think.
Public domain - get from the Internet Archive:
http://archive.org/details/The_Killer_Shrews - DirectorDoris WishmanStarsJoão FernandesLinda SouthernLarry HunterArthur undergoes a penis transplant and his donor penis unknowingly came from a serial rapist. Arthur soon goes berserk and he beings to rape any woman wearing gold earrings -- the favorite target of the dead rapist.The Hands of Orlac, but this time it the problem donation is a rapist's penis.
- DirectorWilliam F. ClaxtonStarsStuart WhitmanJanet LeighRory CalhounGiant mutant rabbits terrorize the south-west.Rabbits!!
- DirectorRené Cardona Jr.StarsAnjanette ComerHugo StiglitzZulma FaiadA wealthy playboy kidnaps and murders young women, feeding their corpses to his horde of felines.Night of a Thousand Cats
Unless you have allergies, that just doesn't sound very scary. - DirectorBrad F. GrinterSteve HawkesStarsSteve HawkesDana CullivanRandy GrinterA biker gets a job at a turkey farm and agrees to act as guinea pig for some chemicals that need tested, failing to anticipate the murderous side effects.
- DirectorGeorge McCowanStarsRay MillandSam ElliottJoan Van ArkA group of helpless victims celebrate a birthday on an island estate crawling with killer amphibians, birds, insects, and reptiles.
- DirectorFredric HobbsStarsChristopher BrooksStuart LancasterE. Kerrigan PrescottA mutant sheep is on the move near a ranch in the American West.
- DirectorJamaa FanakaStarsMarlo MonteReatha GreyStan KamberAfter being released, a wrongfully imprisoned black man exacts vengeance on those who've crossed him via the power of his newly sentient penis, which may or may not be the result of an experiment gone wrong.Killer cock.
- DirectorGeorge BarryStarsDemene HallWilliam RussJulie RitterA bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive.
- DirectorHerb RobinsStarsHerb RobinsLindsay Armstrong BlackJoseph SacketA German hermit, who can talk with worms, seeks revenge on the town's mayor by putting mutant worms in everyone's meals and turning them into human worm slaves.
- DirectorNobuhiko ÔbayashiStarsKimiko IkegamiMiki JinboKumiko ÔbaA schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt's country home, which turns out to be haunted.
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsDavid MillerGeorge WilsonSharon TaylorA group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes.
- DirectorNathan SchiffStarsJohn SmihulaFred BorgesFred DabbyReturning from the planet Venus, an errant NASA spacecraft crashes into the ocean, spilling its radioactive cargo. Enveloped by a radioactive mass, a rabid weasel is transformed into a gigantic killer mutant. Prowling the countryside, the huge weasel kills and devours victims. The creature is captured by a disturbed scientist who plans to use its regenerative blood to amass an army of similar monsters, enabling him to conquer the Earth.
- DirectorH. Tjut DjalilStarsIlona Agathe BastianYos SantoSofia W.D.A woman researches a book that takes her to the black magic cult of Leák in Bali. She meets an evil witch who promises to train her dark arts. But she is tricked and turned into a flying vampire with internal organs hanging from her neck.
- DirectorLarry CohenStarsMichael MoriartyAndrea MarcovicciGarrett MorrisA delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world.
- DirectorRené Cardona Jr.StarsChristopher AtkinsMichelle JohnsonSonia InfanteVanessa, a television reporter covering a story of a farmer attacked by his chickens, discovers that this is not an isolated incident...Chickens
- DirectorStephen ChiodoStarsGrant CramerSuzanne SnyderJohn Allen NelsonAliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsAnthony StarkeGeorge ClooneyKaren M. WaldronCrazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.
- DirectorJuan Piquer SimónStarsMichael GarfieldKim TerryPhilip MacHaleKiller slugs on the rampage in a rural community.Slugs
- DirectorEmmanuel KervynStarsCatherine AymerieCaroline BraeckmanRichard CoticaTwo sweet little old ladies fall victim to an ancient curse that transforms them into bloodthirsty killers!aka Rabid Grannies
- DirectorJeffrey MandelStarsDan HaggertyJulie AustinDeanna LundA woman finds she is part of a Nazi breeding experiment with elves to create supermen. She and friends are trapped in a store with an elf. Only a renegade Santa Claus can save them.Not just elves, Nazi elves!!
God knows why this hasn't been released on DVD (apart from the simple fact that is awful and the trailer is pretty much all you need to watch). - DirectorMichael Paul GirardStarsRichard MondaJean StewartBillybob RhoadsAliens return to earth after 10 million years to see what has become of the human experiment they have created only to be disappointed by what they find. After landing they come upon Vernon a homeless bum and decide that earthlings are untidy and figure crossing a vacuum and a human will elimate the problem as well as create a better race of beings. The experiment however goes awry after one of the aliens pee in Vernon's bottle of gin which makes him insanely in love with the vacuum Dusty which was brought to life by the aliens. Things get a tad bit crazy from here as Dusty tries to reproduce and Vernon tries hard to find Dusty.A vacuum cleaner
- DirectorFrank HenenlotterStarsJames LorinzJoanne RitchiePatty MullenA medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes.
- DirectorFrancis TeriStarsFrank RiveraMarie MichaelsGerald PregerA pregnant woman reluctantly goes to an illegal abortion clinic, which also doubles as a brothel, only to have her aborted mutated fetus attack everyone at the clinic.
- DirectorMichael SavinoStarsLori RegoniniChristina MurphyLori CarsonA group of teenagers get drunk and abuse a hapless refrigerator. The machine then goes on a killing rampage, eating the ones who beat him up.
- DirectorNicholas JacobsStarsJulia McNealDave SimondsPhyllis SalaberriosA couple move into a bad apartment in a bad neighborhood in New York. The apartment contains a refrigerator, which is the only thing they like in the place. However, they slowly discover that the refrigerator is a monster which kills people in gruesome ways and then sends them to hell. The refrigerator is already gaining mind control over the husband. What will happen?
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsDebi FaresRick RockwellJohn WitherspoonProfessor Gangreen attempts to brainwash the world; a police assistant and a tomatologist team up to stop him.
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsEd BrassardMarc PriceAngela VisserAfter escaping from jail, Professor Gangreen plots to take over France and eventually the world, by having his hapless assistant impersonate Louis XVII.
- DirectorJim GroomStarsMichael BalfourSamantha PerkinsJackie D. BroadThe horny farmer McDonald has his wicked way with a goat. Life returns to normal for the family, until the goat gives birth! The mutant off spring, called Billy, is tormented by the Farmer's sons, only the daughter feels any pity for him. It isn't long before Billy, who keeps growing bigger, plans revenge...
- DirectorMark NowickiStarsCarl ZscheringEdward TannerLaura CummingsLoner turns into a girl to lure and kill other girls.Here largely for the name, as the film has nothing at all to do with nostril picking.
- DirectorTony RandelStarsRosalind AllenAmi DolenzSeth GreenA group of troubled teenagers are led by social workers on a California wilderness retreat, not knowing that the woods they are camping in have become infested by mutated, blood-sucking ticks.Get ticked off!!
- DirectorAlvaro PasseriStarsTony DomeniciCarlo BonSharon MarinoWhen five teenagers embark on a boating trip, they stumble on an abandoned yacht in the midst of a storm. Unbeknownst to them, there are also ferocious mutated prehistoric fish running amok on the yacht.
- DirectorTobe HooperStarsRobert EnglundTed LevineDaniel MatmorA laundry-folding machine has been possessed by a demon, causing it to develop homicidal tendencies.An industrial mangle
- DirectorLuca BercoviciStarsStella StevensShannon WhirryLuca BercoviciGranny's family wants her dead so they can collect her insurance. While she is on her death bed, she drinks an eternal life potion and returns to the land of the living. She is on a mission to wreak havoc over her greedy relatives.Grannies are scary, but not this scary.
- DirectorAlberto SciammaStarsMelinda ClarkeJason DurrMapi GalánThis horror story involves a woman hiding out with four pastel colored poodles in a desert gas station with the loot from a heist while her boy friend does prison time. A meteorite crashes near the station transforming the woman into an alien being with a gigantic voracious tongue and her poodles are transformed into four drag queens. The whole thing grows even weirder as her boy friend escapes from prison and also encounters the meteorite, as does a mute Nun who is converted into a sexy drum majorette. Pursued by the prison officials who are after him, the whole group eventually come into conflict.aka Killer Tongue
- DirectorMartin WalzStarsUdo SamelPeter LohmeyerIris BerbenThe plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a Hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears. Detective Mackaroni who gets the case thinks that the college girl just bit off her teacher's penis! Mackaroni goes to the motel himself to check out the crime scene, in the lobby he finds a gigolo named Bill and he asks him to follow him to crime room, there the two men attempt to have sex when they are suddenly interrupted by the attack of a killer condom.aka Killer Condom
- DirectorKevin L. WestStarsClive BarkerDavid BooneConnie CampbellInbred hillbillies trap various passersby at their World o Wool llama farm where an animal coroner is conducting genetic experiments which turn the animals into sex-starved toxic beasts. A new look at bad animal husbandry.
- DirectorMichael CooneyStarsScott MacDonaldChristopher AllportStephen MendelAfter an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executedA mutant killer snowman.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJacqueline LovellJonathan NormanNanette BianchiA mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women.
- DirectorMarc RuefStarsMartin AnnerMartin BrandStephan Haefeli
- DirectorPanos H. KoutrasStarsGiannis AngelakisChristos MantakasMyriam VourouAround the year 2000, a terrible incident shocks the city of Athens: a huge piece of moussaka appears on the city streets, spreading panic and death. Everyone keeps wondering: why, where, how? But no one can give an answer.A giant mousaka
- DirectorRusty NailsStarsRusty NailsTracey HayesJim DarleyFranny and Zoe wake up one morning ready to go on a high school field trip. Their plans quickly change when Zoe drinks contaminated waterMurderous zits
- DirectorMichael CooneyStarsChristopher AllportEileen SeeleyChip HellerThe mutant killer snowman Jack Frost returns to kill more people during Christmas.
- DirectorMichael PleckaitisStarsKevin McCauleyPhilip M. GardinerPeter RandazzoAll's quiet in the small Vermont town of Hazelville as Memorial Day approaches until a string of mysterious deaths begin plaguing forest ranger Mark Cody. As hikers and campers turn up dead, Cody struggles to figure out what's behind the murders while the Mayor looks to keep the deaths hush-hush, afraid it will affect tourism on the town's biggest money-making day of the year. Botanist Max Cooper arrives and determines them to have been victims of the dreaded "Great White Pine." After the Mayor refuses to close the woods and tragedy ensues on Memorial Day, Cody hires grizzled lumberjack Squint to hunt down and kill the voracious tree leading to Cody, Cooper, and Squint venturing out into the woods in Squint's old beat-up pick-up truck for a final showdown with the monster tree.You can imagine the pitch: "Its Jaws, if you replace the shark with a tree." The real mystery is why anyone thought that was a good idea.
- DirectorDavid HillenbrandScott HillenbrandStarsNicholas BrendonJaime PresslyEugene ByrdA group of teens trapped on an island, and are haunted by a demon hidden inside a pinata.aka Pinata: Survival Island
Yep, its a Pinata and there are no groups of small children with sticks to save everyone (save everyone from watching it by forming a cordon outside the cinema). - DirectorWolfgang BüldStarsPaul ConwayFiona HorseyPhilip HaydenHelen suffers from a psychotic dread of penetrative sex; her lovers are 'consumed' by a 'vaginal monster' that leaves only their clothes behind. Fleeing to London, she does well picking off sleazy punters until virginal Dennis finds her.Vagina dentata
- DirectorMark PirroStarsBill DevlinDani LeonJean BlackWaldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not himA wonderful confection of a compound word, you'd have to make a film based on this once you'd thought of it.
- DirectorRick PopkoDan WestStarsPaul WeinerBeth WestDan BurrA serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.A less successful compound word but that never stopped these guys - a bullet to the head box might have worked (and been deserved).
- DirectorMichael PleckaitisStarsRon PalilloBrandi CoppockKevin McCauleyHaving already faced the Great White Pine in TREES, Ranger Cody is now faced with the task of battling an entire feeding frenzy of geneticly enhanced trees created by the government.
- DirectorConor McMahonStarsMarian AraujoDavid MuyllaertEoin WhelanAn infection spreads from slaughtered animals to humans, which causes the dead to rise and feed on the living.Zombie cows.
- DirectorTakao NakanoStarsSachika UchiyamaNatsumi MitsuSakurako KaoruFive teenagers enter a deserted jungle and trespass inside an abandoned house only to haunted by a woman with a monster hidden inside her reproductive organs.Killer Pussy, indeed.
- DirectorCharles BandStarsGary BuseyRobin SydneyRyan LockeAn evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.
- DirectorWon Shin-yeonStarsMin-seo ChaeJung-sung LeeKyeong-bin RahIn Seoul, Su-Hyeon is terminal with leukemia, and bald due the treatment of chemotherapy. Her sister Ji-Hyeon buys a long-haired wig, but she does not disclose the truth about Su-Hyeon's health condition to her beloved sister. While wearing the wig, Su-Hyeon recovers her health and hits Ji-Hyeon's former boyfriend Ki-Seok, changing her behavior and relationship with her sister. When Ji-Hyeon discovers that the wig is possessed by a fiend, she finds that it was manufactured using hair of a cadaver and a dark secret about Ki-Seok's sentimental life.The first of two Asian hair horror films, with a possessed wig.
- DirectorJonathan KingStarsOliver DriverNathan MeisterTammy DavisAn experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.Zombie sheep, weresheep.
- DirectorLloyd KaufmanStarsJason YachaninKate GrahamAllyson SereboffZombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.
- DirectorCharles BandStarsDavid WeidoffJohn Patrick JordanMitch EakinsA group of friends acquire a "Bong" that is possessed by a terrifying demon, but they don't realize it until they start smoking it and begin to imagine things - or maybe it's true everything that is happening?
- DirectorSam DrogStarsIllya AllmanBarry BishopSarah Frances ConkleOn the darkest night of the year, when Satan is allowed free reign to walk the earth, a motley crew of Satanists kidnap a sharp tongued southern waitress to be a given up as the Dark One's bride and mortal host of the Antichrist. But when her rowdy redneck friends botch up the ritual in a violent rescue attempt, all power of hell is inadvertently transferred into the most unlikely of hosts.
- DirectorLarry BlamireStarsDaniel RoebuckSusan McConnellFay MastersonA small town infestation of crawling alien foreheads that begin attaching to people and taking them over collides with a scientist's experiments to extract foreheadazine and things go horribly horribly wrong.
- DirectorMitchell LichtensteinStarsJess WeixlerJohn HensleyJosh PaisStill a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.More vagina dentata.
- DirectorSion SonoStarsChiaki KuriyamaMegumi SatôTsugumiAbout hair extensions that attack the women that wear them.Killer hair extensions
- DirectorTony UrbanStarsNathan FaudreeKristin AbbottPatricia BellemoreThe "Overlook Animal Research Laboratory" has long been working on genetic engineering without any trouble. That all changes one night when two would be animal liberators set free a test rabbit, not knowing that the bunny's genes have gone haywire. On the loose, the vicious little beast soon attacks a farmer - Hans Kottentail. Hans quickly begins to change. He grows fur, eats veggies and... hops. It isn't long before murderous a rage overtakes poor Hans and he begins picking off townsfolks at a rapid pace. It's up to 5 local women, each with ties to the case, to bring him down before he kills them all.A rabbit
- DirectorSilvia St. CroixStarsMichelle BauerPieter Christian ColsonMichael DeakThe deranged cookie murderer known as the The Gingerdead Man is about to crash a studio lot and leave behind a trail of bloody murder and hilarious mayhem.
- DirectorAdam FieldsStarsAmber BensonJason GrahamCharles NapierA hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.
- DirectorFrank HenenlotterStarsCharlee DanielsonAnthony SneedMark WilsonDriven by biological excess, a man and a woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other's existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in a god awful love story.
- DirectorRick PopkoDan WestStarsRick PopkoTony AdamsMichael AllenThe evil Dr. Stern returns, armed with a lethal intelligence serum that yields horrific results at the Butte County Institute for Special Education.
- DirectorJason EisenerStarsJonathan TorrensSarah DunsworthMaris MorganChristmas trees ripped out of their forest plan revenge against people enjoying the holidays.
- DirectorJordan DowneyStarsWanda LustNatasha CordovaLindsey AndersonA homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.Killer turkeys
- DirectorQuentin DupieuxStarsStephen SpinellaRoxane MesquidaWings HauserA homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.A tyre.
- DirectorBill ZebubStarsCaitlin BurdiJordana LeighJessica Alexandra GreenDruids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind.Jesus
- DirectorWayne HenriqueStarsWayne HenriqueKatie RoachKrystal StarSure, a quick stop at the local fast food restaurant may seem harmless enough, but a mysterious contamination of the burger meat makes digesting that meaty goodness into a messy nightmare.
- DirectorWilliam ButlerStarsParis WagnerSteve-Michael McLureKimberly Dawn GuerreroThe gingerdead man travels back in time to 1976 and carries out an epic disco killing spree.
- DirectorBill ZebubStarsMike NastriJessica O'BrienBill ZebubAfter a painful encounter with some bullies next to an ant colony, Ant-Drew will never have to fear again, as an improbable, yet miraculous symbiosis begins. Now, he is unstoppable, and he thirsts for revenge. Is this a dream come true?A guy with an ant colony inside him that emerges via his... oh I think you can work it all out. If not the tagline might help: "he's got ants in his pants."
- DirectorMark AdamsStarsDavid CurtisNathan HeadKristian GriffithsA group of friends struggle for survival as they are faced with the ancient, demonic evil of - the killer carnivorous coat.I once owned a carnivorous coat, so it is good to see they made a film about it.
- DirectorChris WojcikStarsGreg HoopleStephanie MottaAdam SchonbergIn a world where animals have turned on humanity, a teen travels across the country in search of the girl of his dreams.A whole range of killer animals, some scary, but just look at the squirrel on the cover!!
- DirectorSam QualianaStarsSam QualianaMichael O'HearKathy Murphy12 years ago during a scientific expedition 3 animal biologists stumbled upon a great discovery that ended in tragedy. Whatever killed them has awoken and now the legend of the Ancient Snow Beast could prove to be more than just a legend.It's a shark, but in snow!! I blame the Syfy Channel.
- DirectorJordan DowneyStarsDaniel UsajJoe HartzlerPreston AltreeFowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2".Skipping the obvious title, ThanksKilling 2, they went straight to ThanksKilling 3.
- DirectorBoris RodriguezStarsThure LindhardtGeorgina ReillyDylan SmithA painter struggling for inspiration finds an unexpected muse after he accepts a teaching position in a small town and becomes the caregiver to Eddie, a seemingly docile art student with a rare sleepwalking condition.
- DirectorSteve LatshawStarsJohn SchneiderBruce DavisonJames BestFifty-three years after being attacked by killer shrews on a remote island, Captain Thorne Sherman is hired by a reality television crew to return to the island in question. The shrews attack again in short order.
- DirectorJacob VaughanStarsKen MarinoGillian JacobsPatrick WarburtonA man learns that his unusual stomach pains are being caused by a demon living in his intestines.
- DirectorDustin MillsStarsJason CroweJosh EalErin R. RyanAll hell breaks loose when Peter Cottontail aka The Easter Bunny hears that the Catholic Church is about to do away with all Easter rituals not pertaining directly to the resurrection of Christ. With Father Asher (A warrior priest) hot on his trail Cottontail starts a rampage leaving the bodies of the clergy (and a few schoolgirls) in his wake. Can Asher stop him before its too late?The Easter Bunny
- DirectorJordan RubinStarsRachel MelvinCortney PalmLexi AtkinsA fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp.Zombie beavers, if it was unclear.
- DirectorDon ThackerStarsJeffrey CombsAdrian DiGiovanniDanielle DoetschIan Folivor, a depressed and reclusive 30-something, finds himself taking advice from a growth in his bathroom after a failed suicide attempt. The Mold, a smooth talking fungus who was born of the filth collecting in a corner of Ian's neglected bathroom, works to win Ian's trust by helping him clean himself up and remodel his lifestyle. With The Mold's help, Ian attracts the attention of a neighbor he's been ogling through his peephole, Leah, and he manages to find a slice of happiness despite his unnatural circumstances. But Ian starts to receive strange messages from his old and broken down TV set that make him realize that The Mold may not be as helpful as it seems to be, and strange characters combined with stranger events cast Ian's life in the shadow of an epic battle between good and evil that Ian is only partially aware of."A smooth talking fungus"
- DirectorKevin SmithStarsJustin LongMichael ParksHaley Joel OsmentA brash and arrogant podcaster gets more than he bargained for when he travels to Canada to interview a mysterious recluse... who has a rather disturbing fondness for walruses.Walruses (Walri?).
Although it has rather divided opinion amongst the audience I really rather enjoyed this, if approached in the spirit of this list. - DirectorKen CosentinoStarsBill KennedyElizabeth HoulihanJonathan RogersParody of the 1959 cult classic "The Killer Shrews." Hilarity ensues as small town Sheriff Martin Blake, movie starlet Fiona Rae and others defend the world from an onslaught of giant killer shrews.
- DirectorScott WheelerStarsJustin RayKassandra VoyagisMichael SwanA chemical accident turns ordinary donuts into bloodthirsty killers.
- DirectorMarc FehseStarsThomas MorrisEva HabermannBarbara NedeljakovaDeep in the ice of the antarctic, a team of geologists uncover an old Nazi laboratory still intact where dark experiments had occurred. In order to conquer the world, the Nazis created modified sharks who were able to fly.Clearly the SyFy Channel's bread and butter is unlikely combinations of sharks and... just about anything else, but this is a bigger budget film, with, according to one synopsis, "genetically modified flying zombie Nazi sharks."
- DirectorStephen ChiodoStarsGrant CramerAfter 30 years since their last invasion, the clowns once again try to take over earth. The humans must stop them.
- DirectorKevin SmithStarsKevin SmithGenesis RodriguezJason MewesLike Jaws (1975), but with a moose.
- DirectorJerry LandiStarsSal AmoreScott BarileAnthony BiscielloA crack addicted raccoon and its offspring terrorize a Bronx community.
- DirectorChris SeaverStarsChris WalkTommy ShwartzJesse GreenJuvenile micro budget horror-comedy about two vampires fighting over the same girl.
- DirectorJeff MaherStarsColin PriceAlysa KingGwenlyn CumynFour people find themselves stuck on a haunted antique bed where leaving means suffering a gruesome death. Plagued with frightening hallucinations, they must figure out the bed's secrets before they are ultimately picked off one by one.
- DirectorJoonas MakkonenStarsEnni OjutkangasJari ManninenOrwi Manny AmehA group of Finnish and British people get stuck at a cabin when they are attacked by a creature that is a half human, half rabbit.
- DirectorNeal McLaughlinStarsMelanie MinichinoClayton RohnerMegan HensleyA comedy homage to the drive-in monster movies of the 50s.
- DirectorCharles BandStarsSonny Carl DavisJohn Patrick JordanRobin SydneyWhen Rabbit escapes Evil Bong's evil world, he opens a bowling alley, and decides to have a celebration with friends. Little does Rabbit know that not only is Evil Bong on his trail, he's joined by Gingerdead Man, and they're showing up invite or not!
- DirectorJeff LiebermanStarsDon ScardinoPatricia PearcyR.A. DowA storm causes some power lines to break and touch the ground, drawing millions of man-eating worms out of the earth, and into town where they quickly start munching on the locals.
- DirectorPhil KarlsonStarsLee MontgomeryJoseph CampanellaArthur O'ConnellA lonely boy befriends Ben, the leader of a violent swarm of killer rats.