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- DirectorLuc BessonStarsJean RenoGary OldmanNatalie Portman12-year-old Mathilda is reluctantly taken in by Léon, a professional assassin, after her family is murdered. An unusual relationship forms as she becomes his protégée and learns the assassin's trade.
- DirectorHoward DeutchStarsJohn KassirLea ThompsonBritt LeachA hooker learns that beauty is only skin deep.
- DirectorJohn Howard DaviesStarsRowan AtkinsonPaul BownRudolph WalkerMr. Bean sits an exam and is confident until he realizes he has studied the wrong math equations. Mr. Bean tries to change into his swim trunks at the beach without anyone seeing his bits. Last, Mr. Bean tries to stifle a sneeze in church.
- DirectorJames W. HorneStarsStan LaurelOliver HardyJune LangStan and Ollie mistakenly enlist in the army and find themselves posted to the Northwest Frontier in India on a dangerous mission.
- DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsJohn CandyLeonDoug E. DougWhen a Jamaican sprinter is disqualified from the Olympic Games, he enlists the help of a dishonored coach to start the first Jamaican Bobsled Team.
- DirectorDon WeinerStarsMitch PileggiMark ThompsonSybil AzurThe following "big" secrets are revealed: Lady to a Tiger in a Cage, Levitating a Lady, Chinese Lantern (From Shadow to Flesh), Zig Zag Lady, Exploding Crate, Sawing a Lady in Half, Lady in a Sword Basket, Elephant Vanishing from a Cage.
- DirectorVirgil WidrichBits of found film and different types of animation illustrate a classic chase scene scenario: A woman is abducted and a man comes to her rescue, but during their escape they find themselves in the enemy's secret headquarters.
- DirectorTom HollandStarsCatherine HicksChris SarandonAlex VincentA struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.
- DirectorPenelope SpheerisStarsMike MyersDana CarveyRob LoweTwo slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.
- DirectorJoe DanteChuck JonesStarsZach GalliganPhoebe CatesHowie MandelThe Gremlins are back, and this time, they've taken control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper.
- DirectorCharles BrabinCharles VidorStarsBoris KarloffLewis StoneKaren MorleyEnglishmen race to find the tomb of Genghis Khan before the sinister Fu Manchu does.
- DirectorLeonard NimoyStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyDeForest KelleyTo save Earth from an alien probe, Admiral James T. Kirk and his fugitive crew go back in time to San Francisco in 1986 to retrieve the only beings who can communicate with it: humpback whales.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonSuzy AitchisonElizabeth BennettMr. Bean goes to the hospital to have a tea kettle removed from his hand, and while trying to get in faster ends up with him getting in much later. Afterwards, he decorates a British guard so that he can take a picture. After he has insomnia, Mr. Bean finally finds the solution and falls asleep.
- DirectorPaul WeilandStarsRowan AtkinsonSusie McKennaAndy BradfordMr. Bean spends a rather unusual day at a Funfair attraction with a rather unusual baby which he accidentally found. Mr. Bean tries to find ways to keep the baby occupied while he goes on his rides. In the end, the baby is returned to its mother and Mr. Bean calls it a day.
- DirectorPaul WeilandStarsRowan AtkinsonMichael Fenton StevensRoger BrierleyMr. Bean goes to a hotel where he causes trouble and seeks competition in his hotel neighbor. After he eats some spoiled oysters, he wakes up at night from some loud noise and ends up being locked out of his room.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonSuzanne BertishLucy FlemingMr. Bean goes back to school for an orientation day while he sees the different projects and activities in which he gets into mischief.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonJacqueline DefferaryGrant MastersMr. Bean goes to a laundromat where he washes his clothes and other various items and ends up causing trouble with the other people and their laundry. Afterwards, he heads off to a mini golf course where he plays but ends up following the ball everywhere it goes and continues to play even when it's not on the course.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonMatilda ZieglerC.J. AllenChristmas adventures of Mr. Bean include shopping, Christmas Eve at home, and preparing the Christmas turkey.
- DirectorJohn BirkinStarsRowan AtkinsonRobert AustinSimon GodleyMr. Bean hosts a New Year's party with his friends Rupert and Hubert. The next day, Bean buys many tools and appliances to decorate and improve his apartment. He decides to paint his room by covering everything in newspaper and using a firecracker to blow up a paint can and paint his room.
- DirectorRupert EdwardsStarsRowan AtkinsonMel SmithLenny HenryThe story behind "the funny little wiggly man".
- DirectorTracy AtkinsonJoan BaranStarsMalcolm McDowellMichael KaterPeter PadfieldHow Adolf Hitler and the Nazi regime made use of ancient mysticism and occultism to win the war. The Nazi's also used occult mind control techniques to brainwash Germans to perceive themselves as the master-race.
- 1989–199627mNot Rated6.9 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMary LambertStarsJohn KassirM. Emmet WalshAudra LindleyJonas has been forced into mandatory retirement. He can't relax, though, because Anita's friends are driving him crazy.
- DirectorWalter HillStarsLance HenriksenKevin TigheJohn KassirReno and Sam are a pair of hardcore gamblers who don't play for fun. They challenge each other in a simple game of cards, and the end result could be deadlier then they could've ever bargained for.
- 1989–199630mNot Rated6.4 (1.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred DekkerStarsMiguel FerrerTeri HatcherKyle SecorWhen an abusive agent learns that his sexy model of a girlfriend is cheating on him with a photographer, he kills him and later kidnaps his girlfriend, but soon learns the love is more powerful in death
- DirectorChris WalasStarsD.W. MoffettPamela GienAubrey MorrisThe gold-digging landowner of a Caribbean villa attempts to woo a haughty rich young woman with the aid of a potion made by his ex-lover; a voodoo priestess. But trouble ensues when he ignores the warnings about the potion.
- DirectorDavid Burton MorrisStarsGavan O'HerlihyRuth de SosaPaul LieberA married couple is trying to enjoy their anniversary. However, the husband is sure his wife is cheating on him.
- DirectorRichard GreenbergStarsKim DelaneyKevin KilnerDon HoodAn insurance salesman murders an obnoxious tycoon to get his seductive wife and his fortune, but later is blackmailed by a rival.
- DirectorHoward DeutchStarsDemi MooreJeffrey TamborNatalija NogulichCathy wants a rich and successful life, and fast. She visits a medium who tells her she will meet a man who will inherit a lot of money, and die in a violent way soon after. When she meets grossly overweight Charlie who informs her of his rich relatives, she promptly marries him. As it turns out, the medium is always right.
- DirectorJeffrey PriceStarsLee ArenbergKatey SagalIggy PopA greedy rock promoter tries to steal the money raised at a benefit concert when his conscience intervenes.
- DirectorTom HollandStarsPatricia ArquetteChelcie RossSusan BlommaertFarmer George is attracted to Mary Jo, the nubile young woman who helps out with the chores. The problem is... she's in love with a scarecrow.
- 1989–199624mNot Rated7.6 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard DonnerStarsDon RicklesBobcat GoldthwaitJohn KassirAmateur ventriloquist Billy Goldman learns that being a ventriloquist might not be the best career for him.
- DirectorArnold SchwarzeneggerStarsWilliam HickeyRick RossovichKelly PrestonA wealthy and elderly man subjects himself to a revolutionary new treatment in order to please his gold-digger girlfriend. Unfortunately becoming young again turns out to be very expensive.
- 1989–199630mNot Rated6.1 (1K)TV EpisodeDirectorRanda HainesStarsFrances BayCarol KaneBrian KerwinA housewife stressed out by her husbands reckless behavior welcomes an elderly cosmetics saleswoman in to her home. Only to discover that the old hag has another more devious motive.
- DirectorRowdy HerringtonStarsHarry AndersonCynthia GibbColleen CampA cop learns that an illustrator of "Tales from the Crypt" might have the power to make his monstrous creations come to life due to his shrewish wife.
- 1989–199630mNot Rated6.5 (960)TV EpisodeDirectorJim SimpsonStarsRichard ThomasPatricia ClarksonReed BirneyYoung woman Suzy looks out of the window of her apartment and witnesses a man murdering a woman in the apartment directly across from hers. Suzy is so traumatized by what she sees that she's rendered mute. Suzy is placed in the care of Dr. Trask, who alas turns out to be the man who committed the murder she witnessed.
- DirectorCharlie PicerniStarsMorton Downey Jr.Dorothy ParkePeter Van NordenA TV shock journalist gives an on-air tour of an eerie haunted house.
- DirectorPeter S. SeamanStarsTimothy StackJonathan StarkJessica HarperSiamese twins, one timid and kind-hearted and the other reckless and sadistic, must make a decision on whether or not to allow an experimental surgery to have them separated even though one of them doesn't want to be split from the other.
- DirectorJ. Michael RivaStarsLarry DrakeGrace ZabriskieMike SimmrinA young orphan, named Theodore's adopted by the odd and well-off Colberts, with a dark secret. They're not the only ones.
- 1989–199629mNot Rated6.4 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorTom HollandStarsJohn KassirAmanda PlummerStephen ShellenPeggy wants to make sure her honeymoon turns out perfect.
- DirectorJack SholderStarsMoses GunnJon ClairTeddy WilsonWhen funeral director Ezra Thornberry gets his very polite young nephew Bobby as a roommate, he eventually learns his rude harsh behavior towards him could be fatal.
- DirectorKevin YagherStarsLewis ArquetteStefan GieraschMark RolstonEnoch, the two-faced man, an attraction at a sideshow, falls in love with a 4,000 year old mummy, eventually leading up to the conception of their bastard child, The Crypt Keeper.
- DirectorJohn LandisStarsJohn BelushiDan AykroydCab CallowayJake Blues rejoins with his brother Elwood after being released from prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old R&B band and save the Catholic home where the two were raised, outrunning the police as they tear through Chicago.
- DirectorRon HowardStarsDon AmecheWilford BrimleyHume CronynWhen a group of trespassing seniors swim in a pool containing alien cocoons, they find themselves energized with youthful vigor.
- DirectorDave PayneStarsDaryl HannahTim CurryNicole FugereThe Addams Family goes on a search for their relatives.
- DirectorLasse ÅbergStarsLasse ÅbergJon SkolmenMats BergmanI bet anyone can get better at golf than you are in one week, a golfer says to her golfing businessman for a boyfriend in a quarrel. Unfortunately Stig-Helmer is standing nearby when the boyfriend accepts the bet, and he is chosen to be the competitor. Stig-Helmer has never played the game before, but his Norwegian friend Ole promises to help him.
- DirectorChristophe GansStarsJulie CondraKevan OhtsjiMark DacascosA woman sees an assassin outside San Francisco killing yakuza men and later in Vancouver. She's been told that he leaves no witness. Will she be his next victim or...?
- DirectorDavid G. CroftStarsPaul ZenonCharlie Griffiths
- DirectorPeter BogdanovichStarsCherEric StoltzSam ElliottA teenager with a massive facial skull deformity and biker gang mother attempt to live as normal a life as possible under the circumstances.
- DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsNicolas CageHolly HunterTrey WilsonWhen a childless couple--an ex-con and an ex-cop--decide to help themselves to one of another family's quintuplets, their lives become more complicated than they anticipated.
- DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsWilliam CampbellLuana AndersBart PattonA scheming widow hatches a bold plan to acquire her late husband's inheritance, unaware that she is being targeted by an ax murderer who lurks in the family's estate.
- DirectorSigurd WallénStarsSigurd WallénCarl-Gunnar WingårdLinnéa HillbergSigge and Putte has moved to a private school, where they fight and get up to mischief.
- DirectorEdward BuzzellStarsGroucho MarxChico MarxHarpo MarxThe Marx Brothers try to help the owner of a circus recover some stolen funds before he finds himself out of a job.
- DirectorTerry JonesStarsJohn CleeseTerry GilliamEric IdleThe comedy team takes a look at life in all of its stages in their own uniquely silly way.
- DirectorStefan MarjoramStarsWee BrianMike CooperDan LaneThree animators struggle to make a film as the deadline rapidly approaches.
- DirectorJesse RosensweetStarsDavid FowlerLisa MannDavid WallA doctor is making his way through the corridors of the vast medieval hospital. He enters the X-ray room, where we catch a glimpse of the process as performed five hundred years ago. He then continues into the operating theatre, where the patient is anesthetized and operated upon. The procedure works, but there is something wrong in the methodology...
- DirectorIrvin KershnerStarsPeter WellerNancy AllenBelinda BauerRoboCop returns to protect the citizens of old Detroit but faces a deadly challenge when a rogue OCP member secretly creates a new, evil RoboCop 2.
- DirectorDan AykroydStarsChevy ChaseDan AykroydJohn CandyA businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in a bizarre mansion in the backwoods.
- DirectorKinji FukasakuStarsRobert HortonLuciana PaluzziRichard JaeckelAfter destroying a giant asteroid heading towards Earth, a group of scientists unknowingly bring back a strange green substance that soon mutates into a monster.
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsMichael J. FoxChristopher LloydLea ThompsonMarty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the maverick scientist Doc Brown.
- DirectorByron HaskinStarsJoseph CottenGeorge SandersDebra PagetIn 1868, American inventor Victor Barbicane develops a powerful military explosive that he also uses as fuel for a moon-bound rocket manned by himself and a motley crew.
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsMeryl StreepBruce WillisGoldie HawnWhen a fading actress learns of an immortality treatment, she sees it as a way to outdo her long-time rival.
- DirectorFred M. WilcoxStarsWalter PidgeonAnne FrancisLeslie NielsenA starship crew in the 23rd century goes to investigate the silence of a distant planet's colony, only to find just two survivors, a powerful robot, and the deadly secret of a lost civilization.
- DirectorSam WoodEdmund GouldingStarsGroucho MarxChico MarxHarpo MarxA sly business manager and the wacky friends of two opera singers in Italy help them achieve success in America while humiliating their stuffy and snobbish enemies.
- DirectorMikael SyrénStarsDavid BatraAnna BlombergIng-Marie CarlssonThe couples celebrate Christmas with their families. Magnus is worried that he will ruin the celebrating with Frida's family, Ulf celebrates with Christina's family who celebrate Christmas very differently than others and Jenny celebrates with her family.
- DirectorMikael SyrénStarsDavid BatraAnna BlombergRichard ForsgrenMagnus and Frida are having a New Years Eve dinner. Ulf, who is supposed to bring fireworks, brings a bomb called Oklahoma City. Frida faints and wakes up in 1943. Jenny dates Robert Wells. Magnus, who is buying booze for the evening, gets thrown out of the cab for saying champagne is originally from France, not Russia.
- DirectorGösta RooslingStarsHilda BorgströmGöran BernhardKiki"The snow shines white on the roofs. Only Santa is awake." A film adaptation of Victor Rydberg's poem "Santa."
- DirectorStaffan GötestamStarsZara ZetterqvistHanna AlströmEwa RoosA touching tale about a little girl (Eva), her mean cousin (Berit) and her uncaring aunts. Eva's mother is in the hospital and might not make it, and her aunt's aren't exactly making it easy for her. Add the cruelty of her cousin, and you've got an interesting story about how a little girl fights injustice in her own special way.
- DirectorDavid LeafJohn ScheinfeldStarsFred ApplegateMelvyn DouglasDavid FrostDocumentary about the career of Peter Sellers.
- 19641h 35mPG8.4 (519K)97MetascoreDirectorStanley KubrickStarsPeter SellersGeorge C. ScottSterling HaydenAn unhinged American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.
- DirectorOlle HellbomStarsInger NilssonMaria PerssonPär SundbergFed up with their strict parents, Tommy and Annika run away from home, with their friend Pippi Longstocking to look after them in their long trek.
- DirectorJakob MárkyStarsErica CarlsonPierre FrennessonSebastian HedinEpisode 3 of Humorlabbet's 2nd season.
- DirectorDaniel BergmanStarsBjörn GustafsonPeter HallStina LindmarkThe children are left alone at home with the explicit instruction not to let anyone enter. But the door is left unlocked, and a homeless hobo enters...
- StarsAnders JanssonJohan WesterAnna BlombergItzhak tells the stories about some popular HippHipp characters' preparations for Christmas.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelSandra GonzalezMary Kara"Uncut" includes never before seen footage, outtakes and one of the show's most talked about illusions: the trash can uncut and in one continuous shot.
- 1987–199446mTV-PG7.4 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorPatrick StewartStarsPatrick StewartJonathan FrakesLeVar BurtonWhile the crew is experiencing some much needed down time, Worf and his son go on an Old West excursion in the holodeck, where they meet several versions of Data serving as the bad guy after an experiment in Engineering goes wrong.
- DirectorCharles NicholsStarsPinto ColvigJames MacDonaldTwo coyotes (father and son) smell food. They arrive in a campsite just in time to see the owner (presumably Mickey) heading downriver in a boat. The food is secured up in a tree, and Pluto, though sleeping, is standing guard. The father sets to work on getting the food down, but junior keeps dragging Pluto out for his dinner. Dad knows that Pluto is nothing but trouble, and keeps putting him back in the tent. They eventually get the food down, between run-ins with Pluto, and are preparing to feast when Pluto runs them off and the owner returns. Pluto realizes that, without the coyotes, he's going to get blamed, and goes off to join his former foes.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekDave BaramCriss attempts to walk down the side of a hotel with no harness and no safety nets.
- DirectorStar PriceTim RoganTed SaadStarsPenn JilletteTellerTony CarnevalePenn and Teller examine how political correctness and left-wing politics have infiltrated American colleges.
- DirectorStar PriceChip ClementsTim RoganStarsPenn JilletteTellerAroup ChatterjeePenn and Teller reveal that Mahatma Ghandi was a racist, Mother Teresa a religious zealot who was happy to see the poor suffer, and that the Dalai Lama is not as squeaky clean as he seems.
- DirectorStar PriceTim RoganTed SaadStarsPenn JilletteTellerRon JeremyIs circumcision a valid practice? Penn & Teller look at the various justifications behind the procedure and try to determine whether there exists a medical or social cause.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekDave BaramCriss is handcuffed and then buried alive in a coffin under six feet of dirt and must escape.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekDave BaramCriss engages in a body suspension ritual that has him hanging by hooks through his back from a helicopter.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekSandra GonzalezHellstromism is the art of muscle reading. Criss uses this technique to find a key hidden on a multi-acre car lot.
- DirectorStar PriceKevin BarryChristopher PooleStarsPenn JilletteTellerTishara CousinoPeople are so afraid of even talking about death, why would we do a whole episode about it? Well, because we love saying things people don't want to hear. And people don't even want to think about their own demise. What are we so freaked out about? We'll show you that, yes, even with death, there's much to laugh about. But beware: the bullshit in life doesn't stop after you die. Your loved ones will have to endure the many scams of the funeral industry before they can put you in the ground.
- DirectorStar PriceKevin BarryChip SelbyStarsPenn JilletteTellerGary BuseyPenn and Teller look at the various twelve step programs that are used to cure addiction. They also look at the Alcoholics Anonymous and ask if it is a front for religious indoctrination.
- 2003–201030mTV-MA7.4 (129)TV EpisodeDirectorStar PriceKevin BarryTed SaadStarsPenn JilletteTellerJoline JaffeTantric sex, tarot cards, and herbs are just some of the new age bullshit that Penn and Teller take a look at.
- DirectorStar PriceKevin BarryChip SelbyStarsPenn JilletteTellerThe EnigmaPenn and Teller look at the lengths people will go to to stay young.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekDexterCriss does one better than simply laying on a bed of nails as he attempts to take on the added stress of having an SUV drive onto his chest while he is there.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekDave BaramCriss attempts to escape from a tube submerged in water in the middle of park in New York.
- DirectorBill PlymptonStarsBill PlymptonThe perilous road to kicking the habit is explored in twenty-six vignettes that include various professionals and contraptions.
- DirectorStar PriceTed SaadChip SelbyStarsPenn JilletteTellerTishara CousinoWe all like to recycle our garbage, but Penn and Teller demonstrate how we are fooling ourselves in believing we are doing good for the environment.
- DirectorStar PriceTed SaadChip SelbyStarsPenn JilletteTellerChristian AcevesPenn and Teller look at how the moral minority want to control the language we hear on TV and in public.
- DirectorCriss AngelStarsCriss AngelBanachekLance BurtonTo honor Houdini, Criss attempts to escape from a water-filled wine barrel while suspended eight stories in the air.
- DirectorJackie SödermanStarsPuck AhlsellMats BlomgrenUlf DohlstenReconciliation and disasters end the visit to Bengt Bratt's village.
- DirectorStar PriceKevin BarryChip SelbyStarsPenn JilletteTellerDavid BarashPenn and Teller look at what people will through to find love, and the scam merchants that prey on them.
- DirectorStar PriceKevin BarryTed SaadStarsPenn JilletteTellerBen HermanPenn & Teller reveal why the war on drugs is a waste of time.
- DirectorKevin DunnStarsHulk HoganMark CalawayPaul LevesqueWWE Undisputed Title: Hulk Hogan vs. The Undertaker, Hell in a Cell: Triple H vs. Chris Jericho, WWE Intercontinental Title: Eddie Guerrero vs. Rob Van Dam, WWE Tag Team Titles: Billy & Chuck vs. Rikishi & Rico, WWE Woman's Title: Trish Stratus vs. Stacy Keibler, Hair vs. Hair Match: Edge vs. Kurt Angle, Steve Austin vs. Ric Flair & The Big Show, Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman vs. The Hardy Boyz
- StarsMike AlfonsoBam Bam BigelowSteve BordenVince McMahon buys WCW and cancels Monday Nitro.
- DirectorSteve SekelyFreddie FrancisStarsHoward KeelNicole MaureyJanette ScottAfter an unusual meteor shower leaves most of the human population blind, a merchant navy officer must find a way to conquer tall, aggressive plants which are feeding on people and animals.
- DirectorKevin BurnsStarsJohn LarroquetteAngela CartwrightMark GoddardThe resolution to lost in space in this TV movie documentary.