Worst films I've ever seen!
In alphabetical order. This list contains films that are SO bad that they are worse than The Prince of Tides with Barbra Streisand!
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- DirectorBob ClarkStarsPeter BillingsleyMelinda DillonDarren McGavinIn the 1940s, a young boy named Ralphie Parker attempts to convince his parents, teacher, and Santa Claus that a Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift.A Christmas classic? No, tedious dirge!
- DirectorColin StrauseGreg StrauseStarsReiko AylesworthSteven PasqualeShareeka EppsWarring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.I despised Paul WS Anderson already... then he somehow managed to make me hate myself for watching this garbage!
- DirectorJeff BrookshireStarsGary KohnLindsey MorrisNate WittyWhen the DEAD walk the earth, there's no place for a man of peace.No, awaken the viewer!
- DirectorFrederick R. FriedelStarsLeslie LeeJack CanonRay GreenThree criminals on a murder spree arrives at a farmhouse, where a girl is living with her paralyzed grandfather.There's a rape and a cripple... need I say more?
- DirectorMichael FeiferStarsKane HodderAmy LyndonOdessa RaeDennis L. Rader systematically tortured and killed innocent victims for over two decades, evading the police for over 30 years while living a seemingly normal life as a husband, father, security officer and church president.Kane Hodder has a face I could punch all day!
- DirectorFrank HenenlotterStarsKevin VanHentenryckTerri Susan SmithBeverly BonnerA young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed, formerly conjoined twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.A cult classic? No, it's just shi*te!
- DirectorJonathan KingStarsOliver DriverNathan MeisterTammy DavisAn experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.Not funny in the slightest... watch the Chris Farley film of the same name. You'll at least enjoy that!
- DirectorDaniel MyrickEduardo SánchezStarsHeather DonahueMichael C. WilliamsJoshua LeonardThree film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.My hatred of camcorders shows its first signs when I was 15! Only film I've ever walked out of; due to motion sickness!
- DirectorTodd S. KnissStarsJordan BelfiJeridan FryeFemi EmiolaWhen memories of her dead grandma are unearthed during a candlelit night of drinking, Katie gets trapped with her friends in an old house left wondering, who will survive the night.Just go and watch paint dry...
- DirectorStephen KayStarsBarry WatsonEmily DeschanelLucy LawlessA young man tries to deal with the childhood terror that has never stopped haunting him.Boogeyman 2 was really good for a remake, but what on Earth was this. The laughter was from embarrassment, rather than being so bad it's good!
- DirectorRichard KellyStarsCameron DiazJames MarsdenFrank LangellaWith the press of a button, a wooden box bestows riches and death.Take a really bad idea, add the worst actress on the planet, have no positives whatsoever and you have one of the worst films ever made.
- DirectorTi WestStarsRider StrongNoah SeganAlexi WasserA high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water.The credits are by far the best thing about this crapfest; it didn't even end...
- DirectorOlatunde OsunsanmiStarsSybil DarrowMustafa ShakirOgy DurhamIn a Asian desert, a team of explorers learn of a newly discovered cave system and set out to explore it. However as soon as they begin the descent, it becomes clear that this was a secret that should have remained below the surface.Called "The Cave" in the UK which makes more sense... why would anyone go into an underground cave?
- DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsRobert PattinsonJuliette BinocheSarah GadonRiding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager's day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart.R Pat driving about in a limousine, for no reason at all. Then he meets Paul Giamatti. Nobody cares. Nothing happens. The End!
- DirectorJustin DixStarsNicholas BellNgaire Dawn FairJohn BrumptonA special forces unit sent, to infiltrate Pine Gap Australia's top secret underground military compound, come under attack from unknown forces.Scanners meets claustrophobia beneath the Australian outback. What?
- DirectorBarry MahonStarsJohn McKayLinda OrmondMonica DavisA voodoo priestess sends out zombies to bring back live victims for her sacrificial rituals.126 votes on IMDb in 53 years, think that says it all about the success of this film!
- DirectorAndreas SchnaasStarsAndrea BruschiClaudia AbbateGiuliano PolgarAn elderly man is murdered in his lavish Italian castle. When his friends and family arrive there for the reading of his will, the murderer has plans to continue his gory killing spree.I've blanked this from my memory...
- DirectorJorge OlguínStarsCamille LynchKarina PizarroCarolina AndradeIn an unknown future, the earth has been destroyed by man and the air is polluted with a mysterious virus that turns humans into zombies.I now know why the Chilean minors buried themselves in the ground. It was due to watching this film.
- DirectorJames ShanksStarsBrian BlessedJulie T. WallaceChris JohnEvil awaits artist Daniel when he accepts an invitation to return to his hometown. Soon Daniel's recurring nightmares return, disturbing events begin to occur, and his long-forgotten secret rides in on the coattails of a vengeful demon.How can a film with the legendary Brian Blessed suck THIS much???
- DirectorWilli PattersonStarsJenny SeagroveAnthony EdwardsCharles DanceWell meaning friends try to persuade Suzanne, a beautiful widow, to remarry and the choice seems to be between Frank, a philandering dentist, and Tony, a sensitive, failing sports trainer who helps her son.Can someone tell me why I've seen this? Anthony Edwards may be the only man who can challenge David Caruso for the worst actor in the world Oscar!
- DirectorLawrence KasdanStarsMorgan FreemanThomas JaneJason LeeFriends on a camping trip discover that the town they're vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space.Morgan Freeman, what were you thinking? Worms that kill by invading the anal passage... and a random retard who can save the world, oh dear God!
- DirectorEric WestonStarsClint HowardR.G. ArmstrongJoe CorteseAn outcast military cadet taps into a way to summon demons and cast spells on his tormentors through his computer.Clint Howard, end of synopsis.
- DirectorDrew BellStarsChristopher AdamsonRebekah KochanDane RosselliIn a modern retelling of Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932), "Freakshow" tells the story of a group of criminals who chose to hide out by working security at a traveling circus. At first, they plot with an insider to steal the ticket sales, but the wily Lucy has bigger plans. She convinces the gang to let her seduce and marry the aging circus owner, Lon, in order to secure the entire circus fortune after he "suffers an accident". "People die all the time," Lucy says. The freaks are on to their scheme, however, and when the youngest of them is caught by the ruthless gang, they show no mercy to ensure her silence. When the circus folk find the child's remains, they swear vengeance, and no one is safe from their fury--least of all, the wily Lucy.Basically a really bad remake of Browning's '31 classic Freaks! Avoid like the plague!
- DirectorReynir LyngdalStarsHelgi BjörnssonEinar DagbjartssonValur Freyr EinarssonA young couple, physiologist Agla and filmmaker Gunnar wake up at a glacier camp to find the camp mysteriously abandoned and their co-workers gone. When searching for the lost team they realize they're up against an unknown deadly force.This is why Iceland has no real film industry. It's cold; people die.
- DirectorJon HurwitzHayden SchlossbergStarsJohn ChoKal PennNeil Patrick HarrisAfter being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.Racist, and rubbish!