The movie opens with an elaborate tragic backstory for Poirot's moustache. This is not a joke. I mean, it definitely is, but presumably it wasn't intended as such. We get the feeling that we are supposed to view Poirot's moustache and its tragic backstory with some degree of pathos.
Kenneth Brannagh's clearly a talented guy, and his 1996 Hamlet will forever stand as proof that he's better than his Wild-Wild-West-and-afterwards career, but his Poirot movies are baffling. Having Poirot madly brandish a firearm during the drawing room scene for Murder on the Orient Express was a definite CHOICE. As was hiring both Armie Hammer and Russell Brand for any movie released in 2022.
The movie has polish, and Brannagh is innately charismatic enough to hold the whole affair together at most times, but I'm still hoping this franchise will turn out to have been an elaborate hoax.
Kenneth Brannagh's clearly a talented guy, and his 1996 Hamlet will forever stand as proof that he's better than his Wild-Wild-West-and-afterwards career, but his Poirot movies are baffling. Having Poirot madly brandish a firearm during the drawing room scene for Murder on the Orient Express was a definite CHOICE. As was hiring both Armie Hammer and Russell Brand for any movie released in 2022.
The movie has polish, and Brannagh is innately charismatic enough to hold the whole affair together at most times, but I'm still hoping this franchise will turn out to have been an elaborate hoax.
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