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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
Another cheap and boring movie
Let's make a movie to try and make money. We don't need to invest in a good director and let's copy Starwars but just enough to not be too obvious!
Oh and let's make the bad guys really nasty and look like nazi's out of a 1970's wartime film but without any acting qualities.
What were they thinking? Were they thinking?
The film is boring.
The special effects are boring and badly done.
Lot's of slowmo that only accentuates how bad scènes are.
Good actors are given shoddy rolls.
The music is dreadful and annoying.
Don't waste your time on this film, it's not worth it. I watched most of it but didn't even care how it was going to end and gave up the last 20 minutes.
No spoilers, nothing to spoil.
Leave the World Behind (2023)
Absolutely crap movie
This one has to score well on the rotton tomato list.
None of the characters are nice. So I really could'nt care if they live or die. The visual effects are poor and unralistic. They can hear shuffling footsteps outside above talking within a huge house but can't hear a plane crash just down the road.
Acting is bad. Really bad. Julia Roberts looks like an old hag.
Movie takes slow to a new level. And there is no suspense. The only supense is waiting to see if it will pick up or not. It doesn't.
Even the sound effects are bad (sneakers sounding like leather soled office shoes).
Not one good thing to say about it.
The Lost City of Z (2016)
Crap movie!
I'm sure it's a good story, must be a good book around but the movie is crap, acting is crap. I'm afraid my opinion is based on a short part as the film wasn't worth the watch.
The time line isn't well portrayed, nor the facts nor the bond between the characters.
None of the characters call on any sympathy so the sooner they die or disappear the better.
My Son (2021)
Boring
Nice landscapes, completely lost interest in the plot. Then suddenly it ended. Can't even think of 150 characters to waste on it. The characters played in the movie weren't nice, didn't call for much sympathy. So I didn't care.
The Open House (2018)
False start
It seemed to start okay but soon just became weird. Then ended.... well at least titels appeared so I guess that was the end. I can't give you a story line, there isn't one.
Atiye (2019)
Topical Netflix, starts well, turns into an endless soap
Starts well, exciting, promissing storyline. But as ever Netflix turns it into a boring, endless soap. I,m done, don't care how it ends. If you enjoy the Bold and the Beautiful you will love this.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Boring, actually fell asleep. !
Read a non fiction study book for some.excitement instead!
Voyagers (2021)
Bad Sci fi version of lord of the flies
Bunch of annoying teenagers screwing things up. Didn't bother watching it to the end, waist of time. Oh, and the little film music is annoying too.
Mid90s (2018)
As the titel suggests: mid90's
I really enjoyed this film. I thought the acting was great. The story caught me out a few times on jumping to the wrong conclusies.
It's about a period in the life of a bunch of kids 'mid90's'! All the emotions, peer pressure etc involved.
Good music. Great feeling of being one of the bunch.
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
Dreadful
Can't think of anything good to say. Great actors doing the worst acting ever. Whingy voices, horrible snobbish English accents. Costumes you wouldn't want to be seen dead in. Women being fussy and running around fluttering their arms. Made it through 37 minutes. I'm done.
Lore (2017)
Absolutely awful
To start with the awful narration. It sounds like a computer speaking, grated on me for the whole 20 minutes I watched. Then it's just a bunch of short silly stories.
Virus (2019)
Ssssllllowwwww
Slow and boring. Felt like I had been watching for 2 hours, 20 minutes in. Then quit.
Ad Astra (2019)
Beautiful but slow
I don't think I've ever paused a film so often. The film shots are fantastic, the way the film is put together is fantastic. But it's so slow, so slow. And the story isn't gripping, bit of a 'so why did I keep watching?' thought afterwards. But, Brad Pitt maybe at his most attractive ever!
Robin Hood (2018)
Atypical version
Despite the poor reviews I rather liked this refreshing modern middle age version, a kind of medieval ocean's eleven. Not to be taken too seriously but entertaining.
Invictus (2009)
Boring
The film is soooooo boring. The story, of course, is not..... but telling it this way..... I tried.... but could not continue watching it.
Reprisal (2018)
Okay story, bad acting
Could have been a good film but the acting was very amaturistic. And tossing in the soppy kid (bad acting) and wife with an inaccurate story about diabetes....., great pity.