Today, we are getting the answer to a question people have seldom asked: what if Dr. Robotnik had a son? Someone to follow in his footsteps, reaping his brand of villainy all over Mobius? I'd say very little would change, because this version of Robotnik is an ineffectual villain who is easily overthrown and is proven to be a complete and utter boob. Still, he desires an heir to his throne of wickedness, someone who thinks like him, who is a regular chip off the old block, and since no woman in her right mind would ever mate with him and carry his insidious seed for all the money in the universe, Botsy would have to build the child himself, and that's exactly what he does in this week's barrel of fun, so let's dive in and meet Robotnik Jr. We open on Robotnik and his comedy duo initiating yet another futile attempt to stop Sonic. Instead of anything clever, they just aim a giant vacuum hose down the road in hopes of sucking him up. Trap number 1125 from the Wile E. Coyote handbook. Well, it almost worked, except the hedgehog tricked Scratch and Grounder into aiming the hose up in the air, bringing down Robotnik in his Egg-o-Matic, literally smashing that plan to pieces. Craving someone to be as evil and vicious as he, Robotnik decides he'll build himself a son, but as we've seen with Scratch and Grounder, he's not very good at building competent machines, so lord only knows how he'll screw this up and ruin his mechanical child's life before he was even born. Well, quick as you can say "daddy dearest", Robotnik had built the spitting image of himself: a short, rotund, smart-mouthed hellion dubbed Robotnik Jr. The doctor was so happy, he even bestowed upon Junior his own mini Egg-o-Matic, and takes his son camping in the meadow. But this isn't just any regular camping trip, as a Robotnik and Son camping trip includes deforestation, pouring of concrete to park their huge RV, and then paving a freeway to get it there, and then constructing an airport for the hell of it. Nearby, Sonic and Tails see the flumes of black smoke coming from the meadow, they know that where there's smoke, there's Robotnik. It could also be an improperly extinguished campfire, but either way, Sonic can't resist the urge to show off, so he races over to where Grounder and Scratch are driving an enormous steamroller, where he dresses like a rep from the asphalt supply company, saying the stuff is defective. They should've told him to kiss their asphalt, but because they're stupid, they don't recognize him, like always. Sonic claims the stuff isn't sticky, which tricks Scratch into standing on it. Next, he tricks Grounder to join him in the path of the steamroller by saying the machine is defective too, and then he backs over them and flattens them like pancakes. He also flattens Robotnik's RV and calls Junior ugly. Hey, you're not exactly a bouquet of roses yourself, Speedy. Deciding to forego the camping trip, Robotnik sets about teaching his new son about his mission in life: to capture Sonic the Hedgehog, and ultimately fail miserably.
Botsy sets up a classroom and teaches Catching Sonic 101, laying out his latest fiendish plan of tricking the hedgehog into running into a maze, with the only exit being the sewer, which they will then flood and make him a goner. Sounds like an interesting plan, though I wonder how the reality will play out. Well, when you're tasked with writing an episode of this show, the deadline is two hours, and you have to include loads of slapstick, and Sonic is an untouchable Mary Sue, then you better believe the result will be nonsensical, but quotas must be met. Anyway, so Grounder and Scratch chase Sonic toward the maze via motorbikes, but the hedgehog was one step ahead of them, because he saw the cocktail napkin this script was written on and knew what was in store for him. He obligingly races into the maze, allowing Robotnik and Junior to shut the doors, only for him to cut his way out and run away. However, Junior proves himself to be a bit smarter than his pop, as he installed an extra trap door, which magically opens under Sonic, sending him to the underground river, then they seal it shut behind him. With Sonic out of the way, Robotnik claims he no longer needs Scratch and Grounder, so he has them recycled into a bedpan and a bidet and sells them to a nursing home. No, I'm just kidding, he demotes them to laundry detail. Not happy that they now have to wash Botsy's soiled underwear, they devise a plan to get rid of Junior. As for Sonic, he sinks into the water for a bit, sucking up large bubbles to maintain oxygen, which is a nice callback to the games, and I'm glad there are more big bubbles here, because trying to find them in the games with that time running out tune playing is nerve wracking. Anyway, Sonic does a tornado spin and extricates himself out of the trap. Nobody likes a cocky showoff, my friend. Meanwhile, Robotnik shows Junior the family tree, showing him what a proud line he comes from, and to show his pride in his son, he's going to arrange a fishing trip for father and son to bond, so he tasks Scratch and Grounder into taking him instead. Did they even read this script out loud? Oh, Robert Askin, you're just Askin for some criticism, which I will properly dole out at the end. Once they arrive at the lake, the robots put into play their plan of getting Junior out of the way. They drive up to the water in a cement mixer with the intention of filling the lake with cement, but then they trick Junior into looking in the back of the truck, then kick him in. Junior cries for help, which Sonic hears and swings in to the rescue. He tells Junior that he doesn't have to be bad, and if someone has bad friends, they'll eventually be bad to him. Dr. Robotnik arrives to bring his son home, and when Junior claims Sonic rescued him, he refuses to listen and instead sets about his next brilliant plan to eradicate his sworn enemy. Yeah, because your last plans worked so well, you bumbling blimp. So what's the setup for his next huge, embarrassing failure? Well, it's like burning ants with a magnifying glass, but in this case, it's a giant magnifying glass that reflects sunlight with an intensifying beam. Realizing that his old man was no good, Junior races to the Egg-o-Matic, hoping to put himself between Sonic and the beam, saving his life. Very noble. This can't be Robotnik's son. Seeing the boy flying around snaps the hedgehog into action, which proves he could've saved himself without Junior's help. Either way, the boy has switched affiliations. Robotnik's own flesh and blood, on in this case, metal and oil, has disowned him. How typical. Out of plans for the week, Robotnik shouts his famous catchphrase, and this train wreck mercifully ends. Our Sonic Says is about peer pressure, and how not to give in when you're told to do something you don't want to do. A very good lesson.
So, here's the rundown: the animation in this episode was terrible. The characters constantly go off-model, it looks like a serious rush job. The voice acting was terrible, but I want to state that although the acting is terrible, the actors are not. This show has some very good voice actors: Gary Chalk, Phil Hayes, Ian James Corlett, and many others, whom I've heard in other things where they do a good job, so when I say the acting in this series is terrible, I don't blame them. I blame the voice director and the producers for making them give these performances. With that said, I also lay blame at the feet of Robert Askin, who wrote a sloppy script, but I like the idea. Robotnik building himself a son who's as much of a troublemaker as he, but finds a moral compass and makes the choice to switch to the side of good, that part of it was done very well, however it was mired in a non-stop barrage of unfunny gags and pointless traps because Sonic always manages to find a way out, and in other episodes, when he can't, they make the robots stupid and let him out themselves, so there was no tension whatsoever. It's a shame Momma Robotnik didn't show up, because she would've immediately taken her grandson away and raised him to be truly rotten, knowing what a screw-up her son is. In closing, can I recommend "Robotnik Jr"? Yes, but only if you don't take what you see seriously, if you just view it as mindless, noisy fun, then you should be fine, but if you want something well-written, well-acted, and well-animated, look elsewhere. We'll be seeing Junior again in "Sonic the Matchmaker", where he pairs him up with Breezy, another of Robotnik's machines that switch affiliations on him.
Botsy sets up a classroom and teaches Catching Sonic 101, laying out his latest fiendish plan of tricking the hedgehog into running into a maze, with the only exit being the sewer, which they will then flood and make him a goner. Sounds like an interesting plan, though I wonder how the reality will play out. Well, when you're tasked with writing an episode of this show, the deadline is two hours, and you have to include loads of slapstick, and Sonic is an untouchable Mary Sue, then you better believe the result will be nonsensical, but quotas must be met. Anyway, so Grounder and Scratch chase Sonic toward the maze via motorbikes, but the hedgehog was one step ahead of them, because he saw the cocktail napkin this script was written on and knew what was in store for him. He obligingly races into the maze, allowing Robotnik and Junior to shut the doors, only for him to cut his way out and run away. However, Junior proves himself to be a bit smarter than his pop, as he installed an extra trap door, which magically opens under Sonic, sending him to the underground river, then they seal it shut behind him. With Sonic out of the way, Robotnik claims he no longer needs Scratch and Grounder, so he has them recycled into a bedpan and a bidet and sells them to a nursing home. No, I'm just kidding, he demotes them to laundry detail. Not happy that they now have to wash Botsy's soiled underwear, they devise a plan to get rid of Junior. As for Sonic, he sinks into the water for a bit, sucking up large bubbles to maintain oxygen, which is a nice callback to the games, and I'm glad there are more big bubbles here, because trying to find them in the games with that time running out tune playing is nerve wracking. Anyway, Sonic does a tornado spin and extricates himself out of the trap. Nobody likes a cocky showoff, my friend. Meanwhile, Robotnik shows Junior the family tree, showing him what a proud line he comes from, and to show his pride in his son, he's going to arrange a fishing trip for father and son to bond, so he tasks Scratch and Grounder into taking him instead. Did they even read this script out loud? Oh, Robert Askin, you're just Askin for some criticism, which I will properly dole out at the end. Once they arrive at the lake, the robots put into play their plan of getting Junior out of the way. They drive up to the water in a cement mixer with the intention of filling the lake with cement, but then they trick Junior into looking in the back of the truck, then kick him in. Junior cries for help, which Sonic hears and swings in to the rescue. He tells Junior that he doesn't have to be bad, and if someone has bad friends, they'll eventually be bad to him. Dr. Robotnik arrives to bring his son home, and when Junior claims Sonic rescued him, he refuses to listen and instead sets about his next brilliant plan to eradicate his sworn enemy. Yeah, because your last plans worked so well, you bumbling blimp. So what's the setup for his next huge, embarrassing failure? Well, it's like burning ants with a magnifying glass, but in this case, it's a giant magnifying glass that reflects sunlight with an intensifying beam. Realizing that his old man was no good, Junior races to the Egg-o-Matic, hoping to put himself between Sonic and the beam, saving his life. Very noble. This can't be Robotnik's son. Seeing the boy flying around snaps the hedgehog into action, which proves he could've saved himself without Junior's help. Either way, the boy has switched affiliations. Robotnik's own flesh and blood, on in this case, metal and oil, has disowned him. How typical. Out of plans for the week, Robotnik shouts his famous catchphrase, and this train wreck mercifully ends. Our Sonic Says is about peer pressure, and how not to give in when you're told to do something you don't want to do. A very good lesson.
So, here's the rundown: the animation in this episode was terrible. The characters constantly go off-model, it looks like a serious rush job. The voice acting was terrible, but I want to state that although the acting is terrible, the actors are not. This show has some very good voice actors: Gary Chalk, Phil Hayes, Ian James Corlett, and many others, whom I've heard in other things where they do a good job, so when I say the acting in this series is terrible, I don't blame them. I blame the voice director and the producers for making them give these performances. With that said, I also lay blame at the feet of Robert Askin, who wrote a sloppy script, but I like the idea. Robotnik building himself a son who's as much of a troublemaker as he, but finds a moral compass and makes the choice to switch to the side of good, that part of it was done very well, however it was mired in a non-stop barrage of unfunny gags and pointless traps because Sonic always manages to find a way out, and in other episodes, when he can't, they make the robots stupid and let him out themselves, so there was no tension whatsoever. It's a shame Momma Robotnik didn't show up, because she would've immediately taken her grandson away and raised him to be truly rotten, knowing what a screw-up her son is. In closing, can I recommend "Robotnik Jr"? Yes, but only if you don't take what you see seriously, if you just view it as mindless, noisy fun, then you should be fine, but if you want something well-written, well-acted, and well-animated, look elsewhere. We'll be seeing Junior again in "Sonic the Matchmaker", where he pairs him up with Breezy, another of Robotnik's machines that switch affiliations on him.
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