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The Donor Party (2023)
Horrendous film
It's dull, badly written, boring, not in the slightest bit funny or even amusing. The characters are all unlikable, the script is poor (I'm trying to kind) in fact I genuinely cannot think of a positive? Even the acting was plain irritating. How on earth this film got produced is stupefying. Many films are so bad they're actually great fun but this is just Meh!! Pleaze, don't ignore the reviews on here, it genuinely is as bad, dull, mind numbing, sleep inducing, unlikable, completely non endearing waste of 1he and 33mins of your life. I seldom write reviews but I needed to get this off my chest. I feel better now. Time to watch a good film!
Lair (2021)
Terrible in every way
Script is appalling, acting is worse than a school play. The most unlikable characters I've seen in a movie in years. For a horror it's about as scary as jelly and ice cream. I'm genuinely struggling to think of a positive aspect to this monstrous excuse for a film. Oh, it's very boring too. I've wasted an hour and a half of my life, please take my advice and don't do the same.
Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition (2021)
Unplayable rubbish
I'm a huge fan of all the GTA games and was super excited about this package. I read the bad initial reviews so waited until there was big fixes and the price to go down. How wrong was I to think this would improve the games?? A complete waste of money. I'm on GTA 3 which I loved and couldn't wait to play this definitive version. Alas, it's unplayable. It lacks any and all atmosphere, charm and even the graphics don't look as good as the original on my ps2. The controls and movement of the character and vehicles seem like a child has made it. Which would be applaudable but this isn't a game a kid made, this is the masterpieces that are gta games. Rockstar, what on earth are you thinking? Really it should be taken off the shelves. Mines going straight on eBay but really it deserves to go straight in the bin.
Khali the Killer (2017)
Why the low score?
I'll keep it simple, it's a great film, well acted, directed and moreover, entertaining. Obviously not gonna be everyone's cuppa tea but I dug it. Yes, not gonna break grounds in film making but was a genuinely entertaining and decent film. Not sure why it's got such a low score. Acting is really good, story is simple and kinda predictable but in a good way. I think, just see it yourself and make no preconceived judgement and I bet you'll enjoy it.
Deadbeat (2014)
Entertaining and funny but ruined by the Cat Deeley character
Definitely worth watching as is funny and entertaining. The only downside for me was the Cat Deeley character. Personally I'd have preferred a different dynamic and think they should have concentrated on the Lucy DeVito character more both dead and alive.
Rapture-Palooza (2013)
Just awful!
Not remotely funny, hugely unlikable characters, terrible story, script etc.. An hour and a half I'll never get back. I'm sure some people will thoroughly enjoy it but I found it absolutely dire.
Countdown (2019)
I've seen a lot worse but doesn't make this good
If you have an hour and a half to kill and don't mind a dull, predictable, horror (use that term loosely) with B movie effects, music and script but without any of the B movie charm then you may enjoy it. The concept is pretty good but was executed poorly and borrowed from far better films like the final destination franchise.
The Aeronauts (2019)
Appalling in pretty much every way
Possibly the worst film I have seen in a long time. Other reviews have got it spot on. I managed ten minutes before switching off. Thought I'd give it another go, managed another ten minutes and then switched off for the final time. A film made to please and in doing so pleased nobody and just makes a mockery of storytelling and history. Acting wasn't even on par with a low budget afternoon film. If given the option of watching another ten minutes of this or jumping out of a balloon in mid air with no parachute, I'd seriously consider the latter.
Rage 2 (2019)
Appalling game in every way
I wouldn't usually write a review but I had to get, how appalling this game is off my chest. Graphics are no better than last gen consoles. Controls are fiddly and slow. Gameplay is worse than a pre production demo version. Story is boring and detached. There's more glitches than a noise artists album on bandcamp. Sound just randomly stops. Game constantly crashes. The worst game I've played in years.
The Durrells (2016)
Glorious!
The Durrells is an absolutely wonderful and feel good show. Keeley Hawes is just fantastic as is the rest of the cast. Great acting, great script, feel good but also very heartfelt and honest script. Highly recommended.
The ABC Murders (2018)
The worst adaptation I've witnessed
Absolute tosh! Should have had a warning 'very loosely based on the original story'
The only thing that saved me rating it a one star was the fact it was well filmed. Decent cast too though, utterly wasted on this.