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Prey (2022)
Virtue smoke signalling
My family are 2nd generation Lakota.
We were so looking forward to seeing this movie with great anticipation, even after knowing Hollywoke & Dismal had their fingerprints all over this.
Just like 9/11, a believable storyline and the laws of physics went straight out the window.
Are producers & writers so insecure in life that they have to religiously keep pushing the gender appropriation narrative as if the everyday females prowess & image, is weak and in need of saving.
Its an insult to all of us true biological woman who are strong, smart and don't need a knight in shining armor to save us from a fire breathing iguana or a giant monkey
Here's an idea that would make an absolute fortune and a lot more sense than this piece of garbage.
Make the Predator a female!
A female who has an issue with males of all interplanetary species.
She could recruit and tag team with indigenous females from all planets.
Teach them the skills and mindset to overcome a larger and stronger adversary.
Enhance their cosmic culinary attributes on Sautéing, filleting, marinating, roasting, frying etc.. all men, from a uniquely Universal perspective.
Can you imagine what a female Predator on her period would be capable of.
Instead of ripping the skull and spine out, she violently procreates and eats them while they're still alive, just like Black widows, Scorpions, Praying Mantises and many of Earths other delightful femme fatales of the animal kingdom do.
Instead of collecting skulls as trophies she collects male appendages
Gives a whole new meaning to the word Predator.
Supply a woman with her weapon of choice such as a car, SUV, truck, plane, boat, tank or any other vehicle or machine with weight, and then ditch any restraints when it comes to safety and we will win everytime no matter our physical stature.
Then imagine giving us a weapon that fires projectiles repeatedly.
The possibilities are endless LMAO
Woman have the capability of being some of the most scariest psychopaths on this earth, if not the galaxy.
See...it wasn't that hard to come up with realistic, believable storyline !
The Old Man: VII (2022)
Trainwreck storyline
Hmmm. Had so much potential but typical Hollywoke demolition of an original story, by amateur writers & producers who really need to get a proper day job.
Without any understanding of what the concept of creative licensing means, they have managed to start at the top of the mountain and quickly crash spectacularly to the bottom in less that 3 episodes.
Fantastic, experienced actors whose character developments have fallen into the 'Care factor...Zero' category.
The wonderful Amy Brennemans (Judging Amy) was treated with utter contempt with the direction of her character, Zoe.
I think many of us were waiting in anticipation to see her biting the bullet.
Everything was about to fall into place after Bridges character did what he was expected to do by adding credibility to the continuity of the storyline, only to feel totally ripped off by a fantasy visualization on how he was going to do it.
After all that, none of it made sense.
If it wasn't for Jeff Bridges, there is no way on Gods earth this would of made a 2nd season let alone the 8.1 IMDB rating.
D/L this off FX and couldn't move quick enough to delete this off my drives to free up space.
Morbius (2022)
WTF
They're not even trying anymore.
They should never have called this Morbius because it is nothing like the character or storyline from the original.
It makes the androgynous Vampires from Twilight look like sadistic macho MMA fighters
The amount of shockingly bad movies for 2022 keeps getting worst and worst, and this is right up there with the worst
They should be paying us to watch this.
Which pretty much sums up what's going on in the world at the moment
An hour and 44 mins I can't get back.
The Northman (2022)
One of the worst movies of the year
Whoa....
60 million dollars on this piece of garbage.
Where did it go?
I now understand what the phrase 'An embarrassment of riches' means.
Its an embarrassment that riches were spent on this, lucky to be a B grade piece of rubbish.
If people think this is worthy of a 7.5-7.8 rating...
They'll be highly disillusioned the movie' Pathfinder' wasn't nominated for Academy awards.
At least that movie is a windswept saga compared to this epic failure.
Eagle Eye (2008)
Elected Electric Eye
Well done to Shia LaBeouf and the supporting cast.
Chemistry works well in all departments
Zero woke & virtual signalling anywhere to be seen.
In the end we were all so sad for AIIRA (Julianne Moore)
"If only dreams could come true"
Dune (2021)
Pig with lipstick
One of the very few movies I could not stomach till the end.
Visually it is brilliant.
The writing and the acting is cringe worthy and pathetically cliché'
When are current day actors going to learn the real art of acting?
Momoa belongs to the category of one dimensional actors ..eg: Dwayne Johnson.
You always know what you're going to get, which is non inspirational beta male dialogue and punch in the face swagger
Hugo Weaving, Karl Urban, Mads Mikklesen, Russell Crowe, Daniel Radcliffe, would of been perfect fits for all the male leads.
Brooding, sinister, intimidating, realistic
I was shocked to find out that Chalamet real age is 25 but the way he portrayed his character he came across as a 14 year old Instagram follower.
If his goal was to come off as a total dwebb., mission accomplished.
Dunes Justin Bieber
As for the female cast...if you really take your acting seriously, portraying realistically strong and independent woman...learn from the greats such as Helen Mirren, Cate Blanchett, Charlize Theron ,Rhona Mitra.
The reason why movies are absolute garbage nowadays is because people will settle for all the fanfare without substance.
All in all, the original Dune makes this look like a Chinese knock off.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
FORGETTABLE
Mortal Kombat 1995 was more coherent and organic than this lame remake.
The actors/fighters don't even know how to fight properly
The whole story is centered around a big tournament that never happens.
I highly recommend watching Mortal Kombat Rebirth, the Michael Jai White & Jeri Ryan version.
In comparison, it is a masterpiece which makes this 2021 offering look outdated & frail.
Valentine (2017)
Real Wonder Woman
Makes Wonder Woman 1984 look even more loathsome & pathetic than it already is.
No woke or virtue signalling in this delightful, smaller budget film.
Put a smile on my face & the rest of the family
Estelle Linden for Wonder Woman 2021
Bully (2011)
Setting the Example
Seriously....what hope do bullied American youth have?
They and the rest of the world have witnessed the Democrats & leftists for the past 4 year use every bullying,slandering,cheating,lying & intimidation technique they could, against one man.
All because they couldn't get their own way.
With a straight face they then justify it by saying its acceptable,normal behavior and we all need to come together.
You're allowed free speech as long as you agree with them
The last time the U.S was this divided was 1861
You only have to look at U.S foreign policy to see that the tactic of bullying is part of their main arsenal
It all starts from above and the example.... just flows downhill
The New Mutants (2020)
Worst spent $ 67,000,000 in 2020
Total & utter rubbish.
A failure with a capital F minus
My teenagers have ranked this as one of their top 3 worst movies of all time.
Really BAD!
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Terminator..Dark fate of woke culture
Wow...definitely the end of an era!
This would have to be one of the most blatant virtue signalling movies going around at the moment.
The 'participation trophy' crowd who rated this pile of garbage highly ,need to go and get an education on culture or open a book on the real 'Human condition'.
They can sugarcoat it with all their PC opinions & fragile feelings as much as they like,but at the end of the day...wishful thinking won't save it, no matter what planet you think you're on.
The characters revived for this installment are so far irrelevant to the originals, that you would be excused for thinking that Marvel produced and directed it!
Even Netflix & Amazon come up with better ideas than this.
Don't take my word for it...the Universe has spoken and another nail is in the coffin of the 'Hollywood woke movie brigade'....this Terminator is a financial failure.
It's so bad that they won't even entertain the idea of making another one!
This franchise deserved a lot better than the 'safe space' treatment. it got!
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
How to kill a franchise..just add Disney!
The latest offering of P.C Star Wars is a perfect example of "Go woke...Go Broke"!
This Franchise has slowly been hemorrhaging to the extent that it is now an open wound and the amount of blood lost cannot be replaced.
The characters and script are so bad that actors and writing guilds need to re-access their teaching methods and stop handing out participation trophies to graduates.
But there again...it looks like you only needed minimum qualifications for this debacle.
R.I.P: Star Wars 1977-2002..it was good while it lasted
Gemini Man (2019)
Hollyweird slowly sinking
You know the old saying....
"If you don't have any high expectations, you won't be disappointed when they don't eventuate!"
This pretty much says it all about this film
I had a house full of teenage boys and men who called it quits after cringing through half of this 'animation'... as my youngest son called it.
(Obviously used the same CGI software as used in the 2002 The Scorpion King')
You know a movies pretty bad when a dozen or so males rather get up and help with the BBQ & the dishes than finish watching more Hollyweird garbage
Nothing positive to say about this offering from Will Smith.
Lost the plot a long time ago when he stopped doing comedy
Love Island Australia (2018)
Smart, Intelligent,grounded people, need not apply!
Bad is an understatement
Insecure contestants, insecure viewers
The Outpost (2018)
amateur hour
Seriously....how did this get a 2nd season?
This is so bad.....
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019)
The voice of reason
The perfect reality check for our emotionally,fragile society.
Dave once again demonstrates that, just because your feelings are hurt doesn't make you right.
# Warning
Counselors approval required for individuals or groups, who are easily triggered.
Shrinks will be doing a roaring trade with those who have the middle name..Soyboy or Soygirl.
The new President of the Cultural appropriation committee....Dave Chappelle
Shazam! (2019)
This is what 'Cool' is all about!
Our expectations were very low before watching this.
My family and I were not even going to watch this after enduring all the pretentious and utter P.C garbage that Marvel and some D.C movies have been coming out with for years.
The Star Wars franchise is a perfect example on how to destroy a cinematic icon (Disney following the same path ) with minority appeasement
No tokenism,no minority groups pandered to, no liberal snowflake triggering no safe spaces,and definitely no overdosing of CGI
This was a big breath of fresh air.
I wasn't expecting to laugh or relate to anything but boy...was I joyfully wrong!
What a wonderful,funny, feel good movie.
Marvel have absolutely destroyed the superhero genre to the extent that a lot of well known story lines and characters are not even recognizable .
Most superheroes they cast, look like they're straight out of a pilates or aerobics class with no larger that life characters worth admiring
With so much reliant on CGI where it begins to look like a poor Manga rip-off...
DC were kicking the can down the road as well.
Shazam proves that the K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid) method wins hands down.
The director David F. Sandberg deserves full kudos for this delightful and entertaining piece of work.
Zackery Levi,Asher Angel,Mark Strong,and the rest of their co stars really did shine as a behind the camera, family group, and it shows in their performances
The casting/director/writers were spot on and will continue to win more fans as long as they stick with this winning formula.
Most other movies have a collection of try-hard actors who really show how bad their acting skills really are with the typical ho-hum,mundane,cliche',dribble that's just downright insulting
My only negative... I was wanting for more that the 2 hrs and 10 mins
COOL with a capital C
Killers Anonymous (2019)
From Bad to worse
Wow...this started off with some potential.
Then went down really fast.
Put aside the typical LBQT ...MNOP representation/script at the start, that just screams 'Tokenism'that exists in everything coming out of PC LaLa-Land nowadays,things get lost really quick.
Jessica Alba makes a cameo at the beginning and should of really got some ideas from the U.S wo-mans soccer team on her minuscule role.
How bizarre that her name ends up in the credits as if she is one of the leading actors.
The best quote of the film was 'You're all here because you're all not there!"
Other than that,the dialogue & characters are worthy of a 'Sharknado ' sequel.
They either ran out of money,changed directors & writers 3 or 4 times,or the actors had the choice of doing this or a future C grade Steven Seagal movie, when they realized they chose wrong thinking this was going to be better.
The question should be asked...where did the $15 Million to make this movie go!.
Rostered On (2016)
Total garbage
As one reviewer commented "No coincidence that most of these reviews were written on the same day in July"
If you listened to any of the ads promoting this show you would think this is the only comedy show the entire world is watching on commercial T.V & Youtube..
A pathetic attempt at humor that I've ever had the misfortune of sitting through.
Bad is an understatement.1/10 is too generous
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