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Torchwood: Miracle Day: The Blood Line (2011)
Terrible conclusion for a terrible season.
Terrible conclusion for a terrible season. What a waste of time and money. Taking all my Torchwood DVDs to Half Price Books to sell.
To even insinuate that Torchwood is related to Dr. Who is sad. Once in a while they put in a reference to a Dr Who, like that is a Blessing which is supposed to legitimize this sad sad excuse for a show.
The early Torchwood episodes held some promise, but Miracle Day totally lost premise, plot and any semblance of entertainment.
AVOID!!
I'm just glad it's over. How the heck did they convince Pullman to do this show? He couldn't have been THAT hungry, could he?
Moonbase 8 (2020)
It's not for me
Give it a shot. It might be for you.
But it's not for me.
Hit me as an 8 minute SNL skit jammed into hours of TV show.
After a while it just overstays its welcome.
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Nothing but cascade of one-liners and pointless scenes
Boring, pointless, testosterone poisoned, predictable excuse for an action film. Avoid! Despite the star-filled cast. Did I mention boring? Waste of time.
Extraterrestrial (2014)
Not even good enough to be bad.
Stupid kids doing stupid crap. Evil aliens! Evil government! Everyone dies! Not like we care. Why should we? Pointless waste of time. I'd rather shave my head with a cheese-grater than watch another movie this awful.
Geostorm (2017)
It's not even good enough to be bad!
Simply awful. In every way.
Oh that's too short of a review?
Well, it's too long of a movie by about 2 hours.
It's practically a form of capital punishment.
Pacific Heights (1990)
Most irritating movie ever?
I'd give it a 0 if I could. Started out with a perfectly good love scene and then BOOM! You're stuck in a couple's nightmare. Why the heck would anyone want to see this? Its just irritating to watch people who shouldn't be renting property to anybody. They are set-up from the beginning to fail. It is painful to get through every single minute of it. Even when MG looks like she's turning the tables on MK you cannot assume it will go well. It is not at all what we thought this movie would be. MK impressive as a bad guy? Who the crap cares? The movie was too painful to watch. I don't care home many good names are attached to this loser. DO not watch it. I warned you.