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Haepiniseu (2021)
No wonder this series did not went viral and popular
Korea is very excellent in making zombie-themed movie and this the worst they have ever produced.
So I just watched the first ep and I stopped watching during the scene where the female lead casually having a convo with the lieutenant after attacked by a zombie (the trainee) in the building.
First of all, during the attack, she was saved by the squad and it is so laughable when nobody cared about her sitting on the floor looking nervous. All they cared about was the trainee. Commonly, the squad would've pull her and get her to a safe corner or something. Also, in the mid of the squad stopping the zombie, she still acted so calm and could even read the temperature monitor. Honey, u are being attack by a creature and u sit there to watch the monitor instead of get up and run? Okay! So dumb it's hurts.
And nobody even brought her to her room after the attack and let her casually walked into the lieutenant office and have a very relaxing convo? Have some common sense, director. We are not watching cartoon here.
And the police who acts so mighty literally just showed his police identity card and suddenly they allowed him to enter the facility just because he have the pill? Maybe they could have just instructed him to hand over the pill in some sort of safety military box? So a strict military system literally let common people enter a study facility full of infected? Okay make it makes sense please.
The first scene where the female lead nonchalantly pushed the male lead off the school building. Nonsensical. The series should have just stop there and let him die falling off the building. THE END.
Jigeum uri hakgyoneun (2022)
They could've utilized the halfbies characters
The first 3 episodes are really promising that I can't wait for more. Then the series goes downhill to the last episode. It became so cliche and lame. For instances; Nam Ra could have just screams run to them once she smelled zombies instead of detecting how many zombies were coming. Also, instead of running on the road, why wouldn't they just hide in an empty house? Moreover, they decided to fight the zombies with sticks and hammer? Okay Thor. And the mom is the dumbest by entering a field full with infected and called the obviously infected and get eaten. She deserved it. The father of the female lead went through a lot to find her daughter just to have a less than a minute scene with her. Also, there are too many self reflecting scenes among them. Honestly, we don't care. Last but not least, the director could've just utilized the halfbies (The bully and Nam Ra) characters more. It'd be a great ending if they both fighting for their own interest either for good and bad. Or maybe they could control all the zombies and use their ability to end the pandemic. The directors probably save the characters for the next series I hoped.
Taineun Jiokida (2019)
Lots of plot holes and who is that man anyway?
Plot holes:
1) The new guy that suddenly appears asking for phone charger. Then going back to his room and we spotted he has plenty of charger on the table? So, what that scene supposed to tell us?
2) The entire repetitive army camp scene. I don't even understand that scenes at all.
3) The stutter guy went into his dead brother room and pull a big luggage out. Is his dead brother inside the luggage?
4) That landlord lady forcing a woman who wants to do prayer to follow her to a looks like karaoke room. Whatever happens to that woman then?
5) Is his mom knows something about him? Why is her mom always sounds concern and worried about him?
6) Why is his girlfriend refuses to tell the policewoman what she heard and saw in the crime scene where her bf portrayed split personalities?
7) Who excatly is that untouchable man? Is him his alter-ego? If he is his alter-ego, why does police officers saw his body?
8) A scene where he's feeding a stray cat but got disturbed by the bad guy was only a flashback scene. Why?
9) Why does the new guy didn't just run away and follow him when he came back to the building to actually save him?
10) What with the flashback of his mom reminds him to be very careful with people? Is she knows her son has mental illnes, she should just remind him to be good to people. Right?
11) Why does the reporter friend came into the office late night and sit on the CEO room without CEO permission? Why does the CEO went back to the office late night instead of jeafter meet up with main character and his girlfriend? A
Taineun Jiokida (2019)
Lots of plot holes and who is that man anyway?
Plot holes:
1) The new guy that suddenly appears asking for phone charger. Then going back to his room and we spotted he has plenty of charger on the table? So, what that scene supposed to tell us?
2) The entire repetitive army camp scene. I don't even understand that scenes at all.
3) The stutter guy went into his dead brother room and pull a big luggage out. Is his dead brother inside the luggage?
4) That landlord lady forcing a woman who wants to do prayer to follow her to a looks like karaoke room. Whatever happens to that woman then?
5) Is his mom knows something about him? Why is her mom always sounds concern and worried about him?
6) Why is his girlfriend refuses to tell the policewoman what she heard and saw in the crime scene where her bf portrayed split personalities?
7) Who excatly is that untouchable man? Is him his alter-ego? If he is his alter-ego, why does police officers saw his body?
8) A scene where he's feeding a stray cat but got disturbed by the bad guy was only a flashback scene. Why?
9) Why does the new guy didn't just run away and follow him when he came back to the building to actually save him?
10) What with the flashback of his mom reminds him to be very careful with people? Is she knows her son has mental illnes, she should just remind him to be good to people. Right?
11) Why does the reporter friend came into the office late night and sit on the CEO room without CEO permission? Why does the CEO went back to the office late night instead of jeafter meet up with main character and his girlfriend? A
Ghost Stories (2020)
The first story was scary and the rest were just plain
Let's get this straight to the point, the first story where a private nurse taking care of the (Already dead) old women is epic. It is really scary that I was really excited to see the other 3 stories. But the movie went downhill from the second to the final story. I mean, it was really promising at the start but the directors let the premise sink all the way down.
The second story about a pregnant woman who taking care of her nephew. Her nephew dislike the fact that his auntie gonna have a kid because he wants his auntie to only love him. She has this disturbia during her childhood that haunting her that she ended eating her own unborn baby. I am not sure why is her nephew smiled at the end of the story exclaiming that his auntie will only love him? I mean, is he a devil? I mean, there is a scene where he drew his pregnant auntie and scribbled her stomach that his auntie feels the pain.
The third story is about zombie. And it is a comedy. Enough said. I do not understand the ending of the story where they drive the guy to I-don't-know-where with the suspicous look on their face. I mean, the guy just found woke up in a mud and I thought it was all just a dream but they look like they want to kill him in the car. So, that wasn't a dream?
The last story is about a man who could not let go of his dead grandma. This was quite scary but fall flat with all the overdramatic face expressions by the actors (for instance, the mom, the dad, the maids). Like, if I were the girl, I wouldn't even want to see the family anymore after the first met. Then we have this dead grandma who is cursing in afterlife. Like, really? Moreover, there are too many inappropriate languages and dialogs in the final story. Those words taking away the eerie atmosphere and very unnecessary.
Lust Stories (2018)
They Left You Hanging...
The firs half of the first story was very promising that you expecting the story will get intense and better but then all of a sudden the story ends with the teacher yells 'I am a married woman!'. Okay but what was that? All of the dramatic stalking, house barging and phone call and it ends with that dialogue. I was not expecting that at all.
So, I continue watching for story 2 in hope to get a glimpse of good ending at least. But boy I was wrong. All you will see is indistinct conversations, emotionless souls and sweets. Then the maid bumped into a maid next door. She talked about the present her employer gave to her and the other maid offer her the sweets, they then enter the elevator and it ends. I mean, what was that?
So, just because I was mid-way into the movie, I decided to just kill my time with it eventhough it is going to be a let down. So, here we are, story 3. I find story 3 a bit disturbing. A friend having a relationship with his own friend's wife. The fact that they have been together for 3 years disgusts me. At the end, her husband forgive her adultry and they reconciled after a good sex at his own friend's beach house. So you telling me the wife is actually a sex addict who tend to be weak when it comes to having sex with whoever?
The final story: This one is the best one among them. It is funny and full of content. I just don't get the scenes of the mother of a student who went to the school twice to complaint about the way the teachers raise her daughter in the school. Those scenes are really unecessarry. I mean, what are those scenes have to do with the whole story? But overall, the fourth story was entertaining. At least it not leaving you with ''What the hell was that?'' in you head.
El hoyo (2019)
So, the moral lesson is 'If you want something, you got to work for it'?
I watched it after Netflix keeps feeding this movie on their home page and I was hugely disappointed.
The movie was really promising at first until the main character moves to the different floor. That's when the movie went downhill.
Does this movie telling you if you want to earn something, you got to work for it? The main character is a lazy man so he decided to spent sometimes in the hole so he'd get the Degree without he needs to study and all that. Little did he know, the 'sleep' they provide to him in the hole was extremely hard which he needs to survive the cannibalism among his inmates.
The food platform is an element where the movie is telling you to not take what is not yours and do not be greedy. Just eat adequately and enough for yourself and spare the rest for others.
I don't get the little girl involvement in this movie. What are they trying to imply through the little girl character? Message of what?
The end will leave you hanging. I mean, the main character walks away in the dark accompanies by the old man ghost. Does this means he will walk out with a Degree on his hands? And what will happened to the girl? Why didn't the guy took the girl along with him? Because his main mission was to tell the administration there was a girl in the hole.
Ajji (2017)
Too slow and the content in between is empty as hell
All you get to see is Ajji sneaks out from home, walking slowly in the dark and observing the bad guy and then walking slowly back home. That's it. Then you can see she is meeting a meat trader to learn how to cut meat despite it is a taboo for her as she is a vegetarian. Like, I don't understand all the purpose of doing all that when in the end, she just disguised as a prostitue and freaking cut the bad guy's private part using a freaking SCISSOR.
Bumblebee (2018)
Trust me, this is the worst ever
How is Charlie's mom doesn't even questioned her over the big pile mess in the house? The only question her mom asked her was 'What happened, Charlie?' as if Charlie could mess destroy the house like that alone. At least make the parenting skill real. A mom doesn't simply ask a commom question when the house is destroyed. Secondly,what is the point of the cliff diving scene? To show how weak Charlie is? For what? The weakness isn't even serve the purpose in the movie. Unless if her father died from jumping from the platform, that would make sense. And they took a revenge and throw tissues and eggs to Tina house? I thought thet should've throw those things to the Asian girl's house as her love interest insult the Asian girl with the tissue joke earlier. And Bumbblebee destroying Tina's car and nobody in the neighbourhood woke up to check the noise out and not even Tina's family. What a weird 80's neighbourhood. The female Deception spotted Charlie trying to destroy the signal, she then tries to shoot Charlie and guess what, non of her bullets hit Charlie. But every of her bullets would hit Bumblebee without any missed. How weak the villians, huh? And Charlie is so confident saying nobody is in the beach so she could teach Bumblebee. As if she knows nobody is behind those trees on in the wood near the beach. It is a beach we are talking about here. When the electricity pools explode, nobody cares to check it out. If something explodes, I would go out and shout my lungs out. A scene where Charlie jumps into the water to save Bumblebee was so out of mind. She didn't even think twice of the danger if she jumps. What if she jumps in the water and hit them metals and steels that caused by the fighting impact? What is the purpose or a scene where Charlie asked the nerd to take off his shirt to be a Katy Perry? It took her an entire life to fix the car in the garaj but only take half day to fix the beattle and drive home safe. The funniest thing is the two villians working on the signal technology in the human lab like human. They were typing nonsense like a dumb machine. They are a freaking robot. They should've used their mind or power as a machine, not working on technology with their hand. I have to laugh. There a lot more nonsense but my fingers are numb now I need to stop writing. For God sake, this movie is the worst ever. The movie targeted audience is probably infants or babies.
Prometheus (2012)
What the hell was I'm watching for God Sake!
I am not a sci-fiction movie fan but my co-worker recommends me to watch this snooze-fest movies as she said this movie is a very good movie and the plot would makes you 'Wooaahh! So that was the motive!'. But here I am, trying to vent about my clueless-self about the whole mess of the movie because let be real, this is the WORST movie ever created in human kind history. Here is why; 1) Bunch of over excited scientist and archaeologist found a cave with an alien holding stars and assumed that we human are come from one of those star. Then they decided to go to the space to find the unknown star which they themselves unsure whether the star really exist or not. Basically they risk their life in space looking for the unknown that later they found the star in less than 30 second after they woke up from the chamber. So easy and off putting. 2) Despite the star is a new place to them, they decided to take a little stroll into the cave WITHOUT a gun carry with them. During the explore in the cave, the android human simply touch every thing in the cave that resulted to a random hologram of giant being running away from whatever thing that never been explained in the movie. And the fact that it was easy for the android human break the spaceship code. Literally with one click of every button. Like, how smart! Don' t let me start with he touching the green sticky liquid but not worry about what that thing could do to his body or whatsoever. 3) All of a sudden, the biologist gets angry and mad over an alien dead body. Literally, What with the attitude, man. He then get all cutesy with alien snakes and wanting to touch it without taking account of what those creature could do to them. 4) What is the point the android human poisoned the scientist? Never explained in the movie as well. And I thought those black liquid could eat you from the inside (the first scene when the alien drink the liquid and get rotten and decomposed) but instead, the black liquid mutating the scientist. 5) The android human sometimes acts like a bad person but then act all neutral and nice. Like, what is he supposed to be? 6) Dr. Shaw can walk and run like an Olympic athlete after being cut and stapled on his abs. Is she actually the alien! Jk... 7) What is Vickers actually doing the the movie? What is she contributes? Only cat walking and seduce the pilot? Oh and to expose the plot that the old man is his father? Which is pointless. So what if he is your father? 8) The old man along with the crew strolled back into the cave to talk to the survived alien and end up being killed with only 3 words spoken to the alien. Oh and the alien didn't even talk to them but simply beats them to death. So the old man character was USELESS along with his so call daughter's character. Contributes nothing at all. 9) The pilot with his assistance willing to scarified their life just only to hit the alien space ship with their one the only space ship. Wow so massive scene! 10) The alien space ship roll over in a very slow speed but Vickers didn't even smart enough to run to the side but instead being so stupid running in the same direction as the space ship of the alien. Wonder what with all the intelligent acting she was played the whole time. 11) The alien space ship rolling like a marble of the floor but the android human head is still intact at the same place it was tear off by the alien. Wow... The white liquid comes out from his head is so sticky but it was easy for Dr Shaw to grab his head afterward. 12) Instead of going back to Earth, Dr Shaw decided to commit suicide by going to the alien's origin planet to have a small talk with aliens on why they made human and then try to kill them even though she knows well earlier on, the alien literally kill everyone it sees with no reason let alone her attempt to talk to them. I guess she is a dumb scientist. 13) What is the point of Dr Shaw's boyfriend attacks the crews after burned to death by Vickers and end up dead again after the pilot burn him during the attack? 14) What is the green sticky liquid that the android human touched in the cave? What is the black liquid? Why did the first alien drink the black liquid if he knows it going to eat him from the inside. Never explained in the movie. 15) The giant squid rape the alien and a gray monster comes out from his tummy... It wasn't even shaped like a squid. 16) What with the funny way to activate the space ship. Blow the flute? Wow so groundbreaking! 17) Last but not least, what were the aliens running from judging from the hologram.
I mean... This movie is a pile of mess