Mischiefboi Reviews

Something in the Woods (2015)

Mixture

[5/10 · 17 July 2023]

Between Lifetime channel and Hallmark. A big clue would have been the God Zone ministry at the beginning. Like most people, I don't watch the beginning credits.

The outside of the house and yard kept changing. Which really drop me nuts. How many times can a bush grow in a 12 hour period. The house outside was small with a small porch. The house outside was big with an enclosed porch and shrubbery. Oh look, a fence that appeared between 2 scenes.

The wife drove me nuts. I didn't like her character at all.

He got up way too late in the morning to be working in lumber.

What was the drunk for?

See No Evil: Alaska Serial Killer (2023) Season 11, Episode 3

Alaska Serial Killer

[7/10 · 23 June 2023]

This episode frustrated me.

I'm sitting there yelling at the screen, but nobody listens to me. As usual, when I am yelling at a show or movie.

I keep telling them to grab the taxi. Take a look at the camera footage from the taxi. The taxi driver drove straight at him after the first murders. The taxi driver would at least of seen his face.

It may have helped to prevent the shooting and subsequential death of the other young people.

I just wanted to grab their ties and beat them around the head for not doing that.

I've been a long time viewer of the series. Really frustrates me, this one..

American Horror Story: Inside (2021) Season 10, Episode 8

Inside

[3/10 · 7 April 2023]

~I call horse puck on this episode. If aliens are advanced enough to impregnate a male. They know how to use anesthesia and remove the fetus with surgery. That way the person doesn't die or experience pain.

~You don't let it claw it's way out. This is not "Alien". This made the episode full of bull puck. The writers should be sued for such trash.

~ Instead of just sued, maybe shot in the foot instead. This is really lousy writing.

~ The series has gone down hill a lot over the years.

~ It went from "WOW" to "What were they thinking?" The powers that be should have done a better job with this.

Suicide Forest Village (2021)

There is no village

[5/10 · 31 October 2021]

There's only a box.

With fingers, which makes no sense at all.

Take the box to the forest, dump it out, burn it. No more box of gross .

If mom lost 2 fingers AFTER she died & granny lost one. Why didn't they take M out of the forest? Why did her sister have to? Mom & granny were already dead & there.

There was a village a hundred of years ago. But not when this took place.

Could have been a lot better with more explanations.

Major Crimes: Conspiracy Theory: Part 4 (2017) Season 6, Episode 9

Had no reason

[1/10 · 19 September 2021]

To kill off Sharon while that stupid woman wouldn't stop yelling at her. The should have kept Sharon Rader until the last episode. They already killed off Taylor. One of the worse episodes out there.

True Blood (2008–2014)

Rather watch Midnight, Texas

[6/10 · 12 August 2021]

The first season was strong.

The Second was good.

After that I stopped watching. Started watching it again recently. Thank goodness for fast forward.

It was really bad this second viewing. Took stars away.

Not gonna say more, 'cause everyone has their beliefs.

Loved Lafayette all the way through. His character was solid. Sadden me when the actor who played him died.

Would rather be watching Midnight, Texas.

Downton Abbey (2010–2015)

a classic

[8/10 · 20 July 2021]

One star off for Killing 3 of the wrong people.

They could have kept it at 1 or 2, but now 3. They should have left Matthew alone.

One point off for have 3 of the wrong people live & not die a horrible death. The teacher & maid both should have had some really bad things happen to them. The teacher should have had her tongue cut out for no manners.

Spiral (I) (2019)

Spiral Down Hill

[3/10 · 16 May 2021]

Nothing was explained . We never find out the answers to many questions. Some of the story line were very weak. Take it back & rewrite it. It could have been good, but it wasn't.

Willy's Wonderland (2021)

Fun to watch

[7/10 · 1 May 2021]

5 Nights at Freddie's creepypasta with a pinch of Chucky.

Deadly Illusions (2021)

Should have read a book

[2/10 · 30 April 2021]

The story line has been done to death. A mishmash of different, better written movies.

Spell (2020)

Not even made in the US

[4/10 · 30 April 2021]

A weak remake of The Skeleton Key.

I would have given it another star if it was made in Kentucky.

New Amsterdam: Blood, Sweat & Tears (2021) Season 3, Episode 5

What Happen

[1/10 · 12 April 2021]

The First Season was the Best.

This has turned into trash.

The Handmaid's Tale (2017–2025)

Hate the main character

[3/10 · 10 February 2021]

The character June/offred is a thoroughly disgusting character with a bad attitude. I just wanted her killed off and focus on a new handmaid.

I did like Aunt Lydia and Rita.

D~

The Tower (2012)

The Tower

[9/10 · 25 December 2020]

We've watched this every December since it was released.

It's between 7 to 9 rating. Not perfect 10 because some of the wrong people were killed and the ones who should have been, weren't

Goliath Awaits (1981)

Blast From The Past

[7/10 · 6 December 2020]

I remember watching this as a child on tv. The thought of being stuck under water with mean men gave me nightmares. I didn't understand why people wanted to stay, at the time.

The New Mutants (2020)

The 2 Best Parts

[6/10 · 2 December 2020]

The two best parts were the Bear and Adam Beach. There was too little of Adam Beach.

Mystery!: Cadfael (1994–1998)

Surprisingly

[10/10 · 18 November 2020]

I have enjoyed this program for many years now. Whenever I need a bit of a break, I put Cadfael in.

Abigail Haunting (2020)

Should have read reviews

[2/10 · 8 September 2020]

It made no sense what so ever, for Abigail to haunt Katie. Katie did nothing to her. If Abigail did kill herself, she shouldn't be haunting Marge either. Just burn down the place and go. It had a very bad ending.

The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

Was a stupid movie

[4/10 · 31 August 2020]

She should have went after her husband and the other woman. Killing herself and the children, just left her husband free to have a happy life.

I'd rather see a movie about a Native American legend.

Eli (I) (2019)

Started out strong

[4/10 · 16 August 2020]

Good middle, going somewhere with the haunting.

Then the End, It was weak. The ending ruin the whole movie. Had to take stars off for that. There needed to be a bit more haunting and story line.

4 stars are very generous.

Eyes (2015)

Eyes is wrong name for this movie

[4/10 · 9 July 2020]

The first 2 minutes drove me nuts trying to figure out who was dead and who wasn't. You know movies like these always have them. I got everything figured out and set back to watch what I hoped to be an interesting movie.

Oh, Boy. I was wrong. My hopes were dashed.

Cast: Hysterical Teen Crazy mom: Enabling Dad: Little Brother, plus "extras"

HT missed her bus. Her best friend, N, waited for her. N got on second bus to school, no HT. We all know what happen to that bus. Geek Boy didn't get on the bus, changed the fate of N. Like GB is the center of the universe. HT holds her head and screams while in class. Sees best friend.

CM doesn't care about the bus crash or anything in this movie. Just the English letters that keep appearing by the door. It also appears on neighbors door plates, but she doesn't care about that. Has hissy fit every time she thinks there is a letter out there waiting to be discovered. CM yells and is a harpy through out the movie.

Appearances of long hair boogedy- boo for no reason other then it's a Japanese movie.

HT has 5 minutes straight crying, screaming session with LB. Turn the volumn down, you won't miss a thing. She got on my freaking nerves thru the entire movie.

ED Leaves. CM Jumps. ED comes back. The end. The very ending made no sense at all. HT just stood there looking stupid. Whatever. 4 stars because I felt sorry for the movie

Stickman (2017 TV Movie)

All Kinds Of Stupid

[4/10 · 20 June 2020]

The worst actress award goes to the one that played Emma. She worked for pocket change, she was so bad

Diary of a Night Watchman (2014)

I'd forgotten how disappointing this is

[5/10 · 17 June 2020]

Saw this when it first came out as a weekly series. I was excited, because it sounded so good. The writers and director fell flat. There was so much potential to such a great story. 12 episodes in, there is still no Night Watchman. The 2 lead males couldn't carry the series off by themselves. The 2 lead females were superfluous. Ho Do, or whatever, should have been a footnote. Too much romantic fluff for this type of program. Not enough action , explanation, "watchman" scenes. Perhaps this is how I forgot how slow it . Keep the fast forward button at the ready. D~

Locke & Key (2020–2022)

Not an adult series

[6/10 · 10 June 2020]

Made for children and young adults. If you are an adult without children, I don't think you will enjoy it much.

The Family Stone (2005)

Not Funny

[3/10 · 13 May 2020]

This is no way funny. A cruel drama, maybe. Diane Keaton & Rachal McAdams characters are the BIGGEST, Nasiest, B88ches to the son's/brother's girlfriend. Not worth watching once , let alone twice. So much for the spirit of Christmas.