Damsel tells the story of Elodie Bayford, whose debt ridden parents, Lord and Lady Bayford, sell Elodie to a wealthy king and queen in need of a girl to sacrifice to their dragon. Will Elodie survive the ordeal? You already know the answer.
If you were hoping for a cool new action packed take on a fairytale classic, you should prepare yourself that you won't find it here. This is a slow, tedious film lacking self awareness and mared by disingenuous filler dialogue. Thick with cliches, the writing by Dan Mazeau feels as though it were crowd sourced from a group of dyslexic 1st graders. This reviewer has had to sit through some truly terrible films in his time, as I'm sure you have too, and Damsel is definitely up there amongst the worst of them. The plot is hollow, only progressed by a seemingly endless supply of MacGuffins which allow Elodie (Millie Bobby Brown) to do things no other character is capable of.
It would seem as though Mazeau attempted to deploy the heros journey story arc here, yet attempted to take a shortcut. Seasoned movie goers will be familiar with the growth, failure and redemption process associated with the heros journey, essential devices for making ones lead characters relatable and creating depth. Mazeau skips this, immediately equipping Elodie with the ability to effortlessly overcome each and every obstacle she encounters no matter how steep or unbelievable. What we get are one dimensional characters destitute of any development. Absent any stakes or danger, there is no reason for the audience to care. The outcome is clear from the beginning, and it's a straight line to the finish line.
Unfortunately the story gets worse from there. The men of Damsel are weak and impotent, constantly lead around by the women, and crumbling at the slightest hint of danger. Regardless of their weapons and armour, they consistently in a state of panic. Where Elodie manages to run and escape, the men in identical manner, are never so lucky. It is not missed either that all the main male characters betray the women in their lives. Combined, a strong anti-men theme arises, with the suggestion being that men are something for women to shed and overcome.
With a noteable cameo from what appears to be the Burger King, King, casting is on par with that of your local amateur theatre company. Indeed casting, set decoration and cinematography work together in many scenes to create a feeling as though one is live watching a local theatre production. It's a shambles. Those scenes which don't fall to this fate are steeped in CGI, and the bad distracting kind at that. However, perhaps the worst casting decision of them all was in the lead character, played by Millie Bobby Brown, who demonstrates once again her distinct lack of talent. It is difficult to understand at this stage how she continues to be suceed in acquiring roles.
Damsel is a film devoid of both authenticity and value, making it difficult to recommend anyone watch it. The film brings nothing to the screen nor the lives of its audience. It's only voice appears to be detached from reality, simultaneously ranting about hating all men and presenting women as better than. Far left ideologues will be pleased by the emphasis on DEI casting over common sense storytelling, but it will leave everyone else struggling to understand why...
If you were hoping for a cool new action packed take on a fairytale classic, you should prepare yourself that you won't find it here. This is a slow, tedious film lacking self awareness and mared by disingenuous filler dialogue. Thick with cliches, the writing by Dan Mazeau feels as though it were crowd sourced from a group of dyslexic 1st graders. This reviewer has had to sit through some truly terrible films in his time, as I'm sure you have too, and Damsel is definitely up there amongst the worst of them. The plot is hollow, only progressed by a seemingly endless supply of MacGuffins which allow Elodie (Millie Bobby Brown) to do things no other character is capable of.
It would seem as though Mazeau attempted to deploy the heros journey story arc here, yet attempted to take a shortcut. Seasoned movie goers will be familiar with the growth, failure and redemption process associated with the heros journey, essential devices for making ones lead characters relatable and creating depth. Mazeau skips this, immediately equipping Elodie with the ability to effortlessly overcome each and every obstacle she encounters no matter how steep or unbelievable. What we get are one dimensional characters destitute of any development. Absent any stakes or danger, there is no reason for the audience to care. The outcome is clear from the beginning, and it's a straight line to the finish line.
Unfortunately the story gets worse from there. The men of Damsel are weak and impotent, constantly lead around by the women, and crumbling at the slightest hint of danger. Regardless of their weapons and armour, they consistently in a state of panic. Where Elodie manages to run and escape, the men in identical manner, are never so lucky. It is not missed either that all the main male characters betray the women in their lives. Combined, a strong anti-men theme arises, with the suggestion being that men are something for women to shed and overcome.
With a noteable cameo from what appears to be the Burger King, King, casting is on par with that of your local amateur theatre company. Indeed casting, set decoration and cinematography work together in many scenes to create a feeling as though one is live watching a local theatre production. It's a shambles. Those scenes which don't fall to this fate are steeped in CGI, and the bad distracting kind at that. However, perhaps the worst casting decision of them all was in the lead character, played by Millie Bobby Brown, who demonstrates once again her distinct lack of talent. It is difficult to understand at this stage how she continues to be suceed in acquiring roles.
Damsel is a film devoid of both authenticity and value, making it difficult to recommend anyone watch it. The film brings nothing to the screen nor the lives of its audience. It's only voice appears to be detached from reality, simultaneously ranting about hating all men and presenting women as better than. Far left ideologues will be pleased by the emphasis on DEI casting over common sense storytelling, but it will leave everyone else struggling to understand why...
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