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The Harder They Fall (2021)
Weird oversight for such well made film
There's a scene where everyone is shooting single action revolver's in a train and the casings are falling on the ground. I understand doing that for aesthetics but it was confusing. Also there's a shot where Wiley doesn't have the gold teeth in. Cheesy (I mean maximum levels of cheese and I love cheese) ricochet bullets in the bank robbing scene. These are weird oversights in a well made film. The acting is great. The story is well written. Obviously lots of vengeance to be had and people to get killed. Not a bad movie though.
Winterskin (2018)
Absolutely terrible
I want to like this movie I really do, but man, where do I begin? There are more plot holes in this movie than can possibly allowed. It's never really explained what time period they're in. Is it 1914 or 2006? The actors accents change frequently and are never very good. The film is gory and grotesque but as the plot unfolds (slow burn) it's just not good. Don't get me wrong they nailed the gore factor which is really one of the only compliments I can conjure up. I feel bad for the people trying to jumpstart their acting careers starring in this dumpster fire.
Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)
Masterpiece
If you like b rare horror films or horror comedies this is essentially the holy grail of both genres. The film doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. Very dumb. Very gory. Very good.
Primal Rage (2018)
If Predator 2 was a Bigfoot movie
The special effects are amazing. The kill scenes are incredible. The plot is basically predator 2 with Bigfoot. What more could you want?
Exists (2014)
Better than expected
I don't know what I expected from this film but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Pretty well written and the special effects are great for the most part.
Sasquatch Mountain (2006)
Soooo 2006
See above. About the most 2006 you could make a film.
Bigfoot the Movie (2015)
Bigfoot suit not bad
I really liked this movie. It heavily features a lifted 60s Ford pickup which steals the show. Is anything added to the film or storyline in doing this? Not really but I'm okay with the truck getting more screen time than the Bigfoot. The power hungry mayor was hilarious. His try hard approach to acting is commendable. Actually acting across the board was average in my estimation. The Bigfoot costume/suit wasn't half bad. For a b rate it's not bad. I am interested to see what Jared Show does in the future.
Wild Men (2017)
A truly wonderful film
First of all there is so much wrong with this show. That is to say that it's not the most politically correct film ever made. Having said that I laughed until my ribs hurt. If you've watched Finding Bigfoot or any of the other monster hunting reality shows and appreciated the unintentional innate humor within them then this movie is for you. It's brash, campy and over the top but I loved it. You can tell the actors enjoyed making this movie. It's a great b-rate. If that's your thing this is your movie. It's a truly wonderful film.
The VelociPastor (2018)
More than expected
One of the greatest movies ever. The camera angles and production choices alone are worth the price of admission. Just watch it. If you're on the fence just watch it. I laughed until it hurt. Great movie. More than I expected.