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Polar (2019)
What. A. Waste.
The title of this reviwe perfectly sums up the movie. Waste actors. Waste of locations. Waste of scenes.
There are good scenes scattered across this movie. Sadly, the director and editor have been tirelessly at work to ruin everything they touch.
Most of my sympathy goes to Mikkelsen and Hudgens. Theyre on point in this movie, and the few(waay to few considering the ending, without spoiling) scenes they share are great. Well, great is a strong word but consider the incredibly lazy writing, the fact that they manged to find a core of truth there says alot about their acting chops.
All in all it seems this lazy, poorly written, directed and edited movie tries to be two thing at once. Like a wierd mashup of John Wick and Crank, or some other, over the top, live action graphic novel.
Its more frustrating than it is bad, which makes it even worse.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Why, Tim Miller?? WHY?!
Excluding the one with Christian Bale, this is "the third best terminator" or the "the least worse of the worst ones"
This movie not only renders the first to totally pointless, it also unknowingly mocks eveeything James Cameron and Arnold created. The famous punchlines are being hammered down your throat in an embarrassing way, the iconic scenes are copied and made into ridiculous, painful, cliches, and good actors(hamilton, mackenzie) are left hanging like hanged corpses in the wind. Nothing new is added, only lazily stolen or outright copied. Sarah Connor has been written as a snarky, sarcastic, sometimes out of place character. Shes not the badass we remember, loved, and in my case, looked up to.
Also the film is really poorly written. From plot to conversations, this movie is simply a lazy cash grab and has officially, and thoroughly, killed The Terminator Franchise. In every conceivable way.
This movie is an insult to Terminator 1 and 2.
Its infuriating to say the least, especially if Terminator 2 was an important part of your childhood. The fact that the director of Deadpool managed to make this god awful, lazily stolen film is beyond me.
DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE.
WHY TIM MILLER???!!!
Terminator Genisys (2015)
Utter trash
This film makes me so, so angry. Its the worst terminator film by a mile, absolutely dumps on the original in such tremendous ways. Dont watch it. The trailers spoiled every twist anyway.
Justice League (2017)
TERRIBLE
Just as a movie, on its own, its really bad. Then, when you take the source material into consideration, its unforgiving. What a waste of great charscters and good/decent actors. Its a mess, dont waste your time.
Godzilla (2014)
Not bad, disappointing.
The film is just constant reveals of how MASSIVE these animals are.
two hours of different ways to show/hint at how big godzilla or the other weird insecty things are.
over and over, in different ways.
then a full reveal of HOW big they are. then they fight for like, i dont know, ten-fifteen minutes? then its over.
oh and theres some people in there.
a waste of good actors. cool animations though i guess.
couldve been good with a different script and a different director.
The Riverman (2004)
Bit of a waste...
Subpar directing and writing limit good actors, interesting stories and complex characters.
Thats whats happened here.
No much more to say about it.
Picture; Red Dragon, based on real events, but worse.
Baywatch (2017)
Well...
Its sometimes funny and always stupid, but Alexandra Daddario is in it so i got through it.