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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
terrible and an obvious franchise jockey
This new. Installment to the Evil Dead franchise brings absolutely nothing new to the table. They could have had the. Story take place ANYwhere and it would have been the same. A handful of residents in an apartment building, none of which stand out. A kid happens upon the. Necronomicon, demon posseses the mother, she goes ham on them etc etc. Honestly i dare anyone to watch this who is also a fan of E. D 1, 2 and army of darkness. And say oh this is so new and refreshing. There literally is not an ounce of anything new to this. The only target audience i can see this working with is for a quick 1 off time killer, wherein the viewer just wants to see some gore and a handful of jumpscares. Lets be real, they took an already established known series title, dished out a really weak script and cast, slapped it together n boom. How this has a 7 on imdb is mind numbing. The entire thing is pointless. From the characters to the story.
Wednesday (2022)
Perfect for this day and age
If you are an Addams Family fan, don't watch this expecting that same family you know and love. This is simply put another in an endless line of established known titles used for an easy. Segway.. i cant even begin to. Emphasize how unfamiliar these Addams? Are from their original counterparts. Typical, rehashed modern day stale toast, served up just how they like it. Truly anyone who thinks this.is fantastic or anything above 5 stars must also think. Space Jam 2 was a cinematic coup. I really went into this with an open mind, praying the feeling i already had from the cast and previews was premature, but oh no. My spidey senses were right on the money. True This Addams Family doesnt have to be like any of the others, but at least carry on some sort of reminiscent feeling that made so many watch this in the first place. Watcher Beware. This is try hard central. Or look we dressed up as Addams for Halloween, arent we cool?
Halloween Kills (2021)
should be called "killing halloween"
I'll say this, watching Myers kill the evil of the bad acting that goes down in this movie was about the only good thing in it.
Using classic characters in these REALLY badly written modern day fiascos in an attempt to lure in viewers is the scariest element of all.
Seriously, this movie is terrible, like really that bad.
If you are holding onto the hope AGAIN, that maybe this movie will have even the slightest feel of what the good ole franchise was. Forget it
It is a paycheck and a really bad script.
The Art of Self-Defense (2019)
the art of weak writing
People die, animals die. ya I get it. but in this day n age. cruelty or the implication of it to animals in movies is a WEAK cop out to attempt evoking an emotional response. all it did for me was make me roll my eyes and think. oh THIS kind of angle AGAIN. was it crucially needed? nah just cheap filler. that's all I took from this flick.
Night of Something Strange (2016)
Flushing this one may clog the toilet
The existing reviews seemed so good I decided to give this a try albeit the lame movie premise(zombies with VD?).Big Mistake! Kept waiting for it to get better,no such luck.I have no idea which movie the few previous "positive" comments were about but it could not have been about this one. It wasn't even funny in a corny way.Somewhere between the worst B movie ever and a school film project. With ratings of 10/10 and critiques like"one of the best and funniest horror movies I've ever seen" I don't know which is worse the movie or the blatant fake reviews. Harsh critique I know but I feel I had to get some kind of compensation for 1.5h of time lost. The movie is about zombies spreading through V.D,let this review be your prophylactic and save your senses.