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Sausage Party (2016)
This Movie is a Bucket of Crud, with more crud sprinkled on it
Jeez Louise this movie stunk like rotten eggs. and I wish I had eaten some rotten eggs, to potentially end my life so I wouldn't have to sit through this garbage. It stars Seth Rogen, I loved him on Fear Factor actually, but here he just talks like he is a ghetto gangster guy. And he's a damn sausage. The heck is up with that? Basic story is, a couple of snacks get angry when they realized we eat them, and want some revenge. It's actually pretty boring, I didn't like the scene where Frank sexually assaulted the California Raisins, it's like a ten minute scene. Seth Rogen yells while the mildly racist raisins were horrified and one died. This movie is totally screwed up, there's a part where the Bun Lady slices off a human man's member and puts it in the bun for a gag. I didn't appreciate all the racism in the movie, I disliked how it made the foods racist. it was pretty racist.
But I liked the one scene where the characters watch The Simpson's parody of Toy Story with food products from over 10 years ago, and send the idea to Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to write it into their next movie, as Rogen ran out of reefer and needed a fresh idea. I also loved Judd Apatow's cameo as Bill the Banana, who habitually yanks his chain to posters of Mr. T. Also meatloaf had a funny role, as MEATLOAF ha ha so funny. his name is food and they got him for a classic cameo. but this movie is turd on a bird.
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Not as Good as the first, but it's still a Nice Age in the new Ice Age
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
The buds are back in town! Woo Ho, the gangs all here, Romano, Latifah, Leary, Leguizamo, even that annoying little rat guy. So the story is, our bros are out stuck taking a collision course in school. The ice bros all neglect class when Sid finds a turtle eating it's own feces, and bets the others he won't lick it. Ray Romano goes to class and learns all about the dangers of fossil fuels and greenhouse gases. Al Gore has a surprise role as Professor Snail Gore, which is Al Gore green screened into the movie wearing a snail themed shirt. he and Leary the cat thing get into a HUGE scuffle and Leary ends up ending Gore's life. In order to do right in the universe, the gang gets in a time machine and each wear a costume made out of Gore's skin, to appear as him for presidential duties in the 90's. Then its pretty great how it ties together when Romano the mammoth spreads his knowledge and eventually reveals his identity as Actor Ray Romano doing voice over for an animated movie. "I got a pretty fat paycheck actually, It's no Pixar but, what're you gonna do, right?" It was a truly splendid affair. every cast member was great. Sid did a funny thing when he almost smothers the infant trying to get a free Nutter-butter candy. and the rat guy, he p's me off. get the dang nut you dope. quit wasting my damn time. all in all great, would love an "exterminated" cut where they remove the rat scenes, make me sick.
The Fogelnest Files (2012)
Fogelnest Fails at Funny
The Fogelnest Files should be renamed the FOGelnest Files, cause it's as boring and hazy as fog. I listened to this show, and wowy zowy, it makes my brain burn firey scorn. If a train were to hit Fogelnest, I would send my condolences, but I would be insanely relieved to never see a new episode of the Fogelnest Files in my queue. I gave this 2 stars instead of 1, just to lull Fogelnest into a false sense of security if he were to read the review, because I actually think it's 1 star or possibly zero star quality. I am also paranoid and believe that 2 star ratings work to lower the overall rating more successfully. If I were a gambling man, I'd bet that Fogelnest writes his name on his underwear, and the undies stink, real bad! His "humor" is shattered by his nebbish almost hilariously fragile persona, and it weakens the entire podcast. Comedian guests on the show typically end up worse off after the show, it truly shatters their career and my personal respect for them. Fogelnest is like if you took Woody Allen, a clown with broken legs and a piece of trash and put it in a Fly machine like Jeff Goldblum.