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The Walking Dead: Dead City (2023)
Lame
Basically recycled topic of the original TV show. What really place it into lame category is that you hired a guy who can barely speak croatian to act as Croatian. As a Croatian myself I find it very degrading to see such a poor investment into this TV show. Let me elaborate. The guy who you hired is born in Slovenia (sure parents were Croats) but he cam barely speak Croatian and it sounds weird. Second thing. The guy is using word "buraz" which would be equivalent of "bro", but specific only to Zagreb and nearby area, yet place Dalmatian song by Miso Kovac - "Proplakati ce zora" in the background. XD it's almost like NY ghetto is listening to Alabama hillbilly songs :-D but ok. It could be worse. They could have hired Albanians to "pretend to speak Croatian". Or like in that trash movie Erased when Aaron Eckhart is mumbling incoherently pretending to speak Croatian. That was really embarrassing.
Anyway, my score is 5/10, definitely not more.
Sisu (2022)
What a joke movie
This is probably movie made for kids in Finland, age from 5-13. Everything above would be insane. The story basically distort history. Finland was an ally of Nazi Germany, while in this movie they portrait Finish soldier as antifascist. A hero. Absolutely absurd. Then, it comes best part. The 60+ old guy is with knife takes 5 armed soldiers like they were kids. Next scene, he is running through the mind field. Or even better, throwing a mine on a Nazi soldier. Dodging anti aircraft bullets, I mean you name it. With mining plate which is basically a light metal, he uses it as a shield . Captain America style.
If this is not enough. He is an excellent diver who can hold his breath underwater for few minutes. The amount of ridiculousness is abundant.
Any serious person would not give more than 3, yet I see bots giving score when 10.
We obviously live in a clown world.
Erased (2012)
What a hell???
Movie is cheap like Chinese fortune cookie xD
The whole plot is a joke.
Also as a Croatian native speaker at 31min of that movie (subtitles - speaking in Croatia). My first reaction: what a hell? What kind of language was that? Seems to me that they could not hire a single student to teach Aaron Eckhart two freaking words, so they decided to mumble nonsense that does not even remotely sound like Croatian. Heck in some movies they hire Serbs to do a Croatian language. Sure it's similar, and most of us who are native speakers are laughing to hear their dialect, but this incoherent mumbling presented as Croatian. Really lame.
Geostorm (2017)
And I thought Disney was bad
So the entire story is simply green Taliban wet dream. Humans are responsible for storms (even though there is no scientific proof for that except elite like John Kerry and Bill Gates advocates, who btw both have huge Villas next to sea front).
So it begins with people destroying planet, while brilliant US scientists with the UN bureaucrats (like they ever did something good in history of mankind) saved the entire planet. Almost like we didn't see that coming. Then you have group of actors who seriously should reconsider their career. The acting is so poor. Script is so cheap, almost lime it was done by a highschool green fanatic.
In any case, it was waste of my money and my time. Those who voted for this film above 2 are either jokes or they seriously need to watch good movies like: The usual suspects, the Shawshank redemption, The Godfather, 12 angry men, etc.
This movie is a trash!
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
I want my 2 hours back
Congrats to nitwit Taika who managed to destroy Marvel's Thor.
I though that his Last Thor was bad. Well, I was wrong. I wonder what is the matter with people these days, especially to those who makes crappy movie like? What were they thinking? What is their agenda? To deter everyone from watching movies ever again? It seems that they are doing this deliberately, as I don't know what other possible reason can be
Movie is completely dull and empty.
Total waste of 2 hours. My advice. Rather go outside and enjoy 2 hours of fresh air instead of cinema paying for insanely bad movie.
God, I hope they won't ruin Deadpool 3 once it happens.
Confessions of a Time Traveler - The Man from 3036 (2020)
Someone was reading Klaus Schwab's book
Someone was reading Klaus Schwab's book and WEF propaganda. All what he claims is written in the book of that gremlin Schwab. Not only that but same things were promoted by those unhinged folk from WEF and that psychopath Harari.
Crimes of the Future (2022)
Bots are pumping up the score
Jesus Christ. I watched first 45mins and I want them back. The degeneracy of today's society has reached new levels. And some folk still wonder why everything is going to hell...
Vikings: Valhalla (2022)
Wokeflix
So lemme sum up this. Black Viking and also a jarl? I. 10-th and 11th century, really? Vikings with man bun?
I am waiting to see second season with some LGBT vikings and Starbucks soy latte in the background. No wonder why Netflix is loosing subscribers -> money.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Mediocre movie
I was hoping to watch a good movie and was seriously disappointed. Acting was bad, they killed one of main actors and that is Lawrence Fishburn in favor of some other. On top of that you got John Wick playing Neo. The hell?!? I mean, the movie seems to be forced instead of being created with passion. Obviously Keanu was not in the mood to make it better and he should at least change appearance instead of that beard and that "greasy hobo hair look".
In short I was very disappointed.
Hawkeye (2021)
Dear God...
It is official. Disney wants to ruin Marvel. This is perhaps for kids age of 10, maybe 11. I don't know what Renner was thinking by accepting this role.
No Time to Die (2021)
Woke disappointment
In short, yet another political woke agenda. Q is gay, new Bond is black woman... Present Bond as a white male who accuses her partner for being dishonest.
I would ask if they can go any Lower, but it is Hollywood, so probably they can.
Hunter Killer (2018)
What did I just watch...?!?
I can only say. God almighty... What was I watching? What were the actors thinking before taking those roles? And 6.6 score, are you kidding, right? Tell me that you are...
The Forever Purge (2021)
Forever suck
Too political and dull. TL;DR immigration good, white folk rednecks with swastika on their face, bad. Owning a gun = Texas rednecks, hard working immigrants = leftist/liberal america. Mexico and Canada with their open borders helping poor liberal Americans after blood thirsty right wing Texas animals rampage..., while only conservative rednecks still stay with chaos in every corner of the country....
Perhaps director should reverse roles and make while movie somewhere in Portland, Minneapolis, Chicago or LA. It would be more realistic and most likely gain more stars for this movie...
Infinite (2021)
What an f did I just watch?
I bet highschool kids would make better scripts for this movie. Stupid, absolute disgrace. Did Wahlberg get bankrupt like Cage so he needs to accept every movie some clown offers him or?
Jesus Christ, don't watch this, it is pathetic.
The Circle (2017)
Movie is seriously pathetic
So you have a movie which in TL;DR shows how social media is bad for privacy, and they are trying to "educate" you, but at the same time from actors, to screen writers, director etc, they use tons of them in the real life. It's basically like virtue signaling to everyone else. Tons of "known" actors, and yet whole movie is a flop. Poor acting, poor execution... In short, insanely boring.
Monster Hunter (2020)
Someone is pumping up numbers without justified cause...
This is WW84 level bad movie. The worst thing is that some jokers are pumping up votes and most of them are giving 8,9 or 10/10 without reason. Sure, it is made per video game, and has very strong actor (Milla Jovovich) but the whole thing is super ridiculous. I wonder if those guys who vote as "super" movie gets payed..., as I cannot think of any reason why someone would give this movie a pass score...
Death to 2020 (2020)
Movie is really bad...
Probably the best ending of 2020 with this kind of movie. Biased, lame and promoting only one side of (directors) look.
Waste of time and money
Batwoman (2019)
I don't know where to start....
Absolute cringe. What were they thinking while creating this...? No, seriously
Beforeigners (2019)
Very poor SF...
I have watched all 6 episodes due to high score, and honestly it is a waste of time. Whole plot is bit ridiculous, and makes little sense.
So if there is a season 2, I'll definitely skip it...
Total Recall (2012)
Great remake
In my opinion, this is one of the best remakes made. The story is different but whole thing is for me great.
Tenet (2020)
It seems that this 2020 is full of poor movies...
To be honest I cannot comprehend why people are "pumping up" those scores... The movie is seriously boring and dull. I usually enjoy SF movies but this... Movie had literally no point. I watched approx 45 mins and I gave up. Poor script, forced action and absolutely no point. Poor actors (except one prominent name such as Michael Caine) and that is it...
Waste of my time and money...
The Putin Interviews (2017)
Fair interview, as much as someone will disagree
I know that many people will say that it is biased but knowing that I am not Russian or American and we'll not biased, looking from 3rd side, most of things are true. Now we all know that Stone is looking at Russians as friendly which is kind of annoying to many Americans, but facts stay that he made Russia a superpower yet again. He increased moral of Russians. He did not completely destroyed corruption, but than again which country did? Annexation of Krimea can be interpreted in many different ways, depending who is looking, but facts are that Krimea was given to Ukraine by Ukrainian guy running USSR, also Ukraine had enormous debt which they did not pay, but in fact turned backs on Russians. Third thing is that mayority of people on Krimea are a Russian descendents... etc...
In my personal opinion, documentary film is fair and well developed.
Soros (2019)
I guess that film is also sponsored by him
Ultra biased movie. So equivalent to that is 1/10. I wonder when will bio documentary movies start to be honest...?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
First movies was good but this one is boring
It is clear that it is politically motivated which is a shame, therefore score is equivalent to that... I enjoyed Sascha while ago, where he never took any part and he mocked everyone equally, but this is a clearly movie targeting right wing voters and party with hidden agenda and releasing it one week before elections. Enough said... Sascha obviously lost his touch and/or he joined the leftist "train" just to keep his career rolling (like many of other hollywood actors).
Really shame to see that.
The Untold History of the United States (2012)
Insanely accurate documentary movie
As an ex Yugoslav, I can say that it is insanely accurate presentation of the history. Now we can agree or disagree depending if you love or hate Oliver Stone or his movies, but this is as accurate as you can get, and most of parts of his documentary is based on videos from the old archives...