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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Please god make it stop!
The writers of this show are morons, they've turned Obi-Wan into a pathetic, depressed... waste of space with no Jedi powers! His whole job was to protect Luke, but the writers can't have a white male as the chosen one, so the story becomes all about 10yo Leia (who looks more like a 6yo). How can grown men not catch a little girl who runs slower than my nan?! It's laughable watching them desperately trying to catch her but not to catch her. EVERY Star Wars show from Disney? White men dumb or bad...or both! Women and the diverse? Kick ass, strong and wise. This stuff is getting old really fast. I'm not watching any more Disney Star Wars, it's clear that Disney hate me and Star Wars.
Resident Alien: Girls' Night (2022)
Gone Woke, I'm gone!
Hollywood are mentally ill! NO ONE! Likes this progressive crap! The series started off ok, now its just white men bad, women oppressed, muslims great etc etc.
Free Guy (2021)
They can't help themselves can they!
Why the hell can't Hollywood keep their identity politics out of "EVERY" damn film? As soon as I heard "White Privilege" my heart sank... followed later by Gender Roles, Patriarchy & Toxic Males. It's such a shame it could have been such a fun film, but no... they have to inject their insane ideology.
The Rookie: Sabotage (2021)
The people you are pandering to DON'T WATCH COP SHOWS!
The people who push this Social Justice rubbish hate and want to defund the police! the demographic who actually liked this show? rightly think social justice is a mental illness! Say goodbye to this show, there wont be a season 4.
The Mandalorian (2019)
Disney can make Star Wars
Just goes to show if you keep your Woke Intersectional politics out and focus on the universe and the story you can make awesome entertainment. This is an amazing show. Such a shame they let Ruin Johnson and Jar Jar Abrams destroy the movie franchise!
Stay (2005)
I hate pretentious arty films... this isn't one of them.
It's a mind f#ck from start to finish and it's brilliant. A must see.
The Trip to Greece (2020)
Coogan the most over rated "comedian" on the planet!
The first one was ok, very dry but ok, the second was boring as hell with the only high point being Coogan's potential death at the hands of Islamists right at the end. But this? how is this crap getting funded? I'm guessing it's cheap to make... Really cheap!. Time for Coogan to retire and move away... far, far.. FAR away.
Avenue 5: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder? (2020)
Glutton for punishment
Still watching because of Hugh Laurie and Lenora Crichlow, desperately hoping it will get better... but it's not and it is still painfully unfunny. Cringe is not funny wft.
The Twilight Zone: The Comedian (2019)
Wow this is badly written!
This is really bad, it seems that the Far-Left progressives employed to write this have absoluly NO tallent at all! The writing room must be full of crayons and beanbags.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
It's the Michael Burnham show.... that no one wanted EVER!
I tried to watch this show, but it's like the most spoilt little girl on the planet got daddy to make her, her very own TV show. In this TV show she's the star, she's the best at everything, she knows everything, everyone worships her and as in life, she is the centre of the friggin universe! and boy is she unlikable. It could have been a good show, but only if in the first five minutes, Michael Burnham had a tragic accident in the toilet and was flushed into space (we can dream).
IO (2019)
If your time is precious don't watch this film.
You sleep eight hours, you work eight hours, you eat and you comute, so if you're really lucky at the end the day you have four or five hours freetime, which is why this type of movie pisses me off. It was so bad that I don't feel like I wasted two hours of my life, I feel like I was beaten up robbed of two hours.
Everything Beautiful Is Far Away (2017)
This is what happens when Hippies do Sci Fi !
Prepare yourself for two hours of hemp wearing hippies starring, pausing and staring some more. Repairing a "wooden" robot on route to a mystical crystal lake and that's it, that the whole story. If it wasn't for the pausing and staring the film would have been done and dusted in ten minutes flat. Quite like the music though.
Dunkirk (2017)
How the hell is this rated 8.3 ?!
What a dull film, two hours watching a bunch of extras stood around on a beach. The usual British bashing, poorly portrayed as either cowards or mindless and paranoid. There is no story, no likable or relatable characters. There's little action, tension or depth, no one seems in any great rush (boats just sit around, drinking tea waiting to get sunk. The disjointed time frames are not clever but annoying. It's so cheap too hardly any boats, five planes and crappy explosions, beautiful blue sky and a lack of effects. No one hardly says a word, it seems so amateur. The last 10 minutes is OK. The actual story could have been so much better, with a good script and director. I think of great war films "Saving Private Ryan", "Hacksaw Ridge ", "Fury" and regret that this is a missed opportunity.
Designated Survivor (2016)
Big government and Presidential worship.
Seems to me the good guys are the so-called terrorists? It's a good show, but so left wing it fell off my screen :)
Pro-gun control SJW agenda Pro-Islam Pro-mass migration Pro Globalism Anti Popularism (ie. what most people want) Anti-Nationalism
This show couldn't be more propaganda if it tried.
Would have been cool if they'd made it from the other side, but like that would ever get made by the MSM.
Patriots Day (2016)
Apple pie, with extra cheese !
How the hell did this get a seven point five stars? God this film was cringe worthy. Wahlberg plays an annoying (Very annoying), childish, gobby cop, who mysteriously is looked up to by his superiors. The film was trying to convey the shock and emotion of it all and failed miserably, it just came across as cheesy and self-serving. Don't watch this rubbish, instead just imagine a scene, the aftermath of a devastating terrorist bomb attack. Now add a massive Stars and Stripes flag fluttering and filling most of the shot. Then in the foreground, a Boston cop in full uniform, sobbing, one hand on his heart and the other saluting ... then picture this for 2 hours, because that basically sums up this entire film.
Under the Skin (2013)
Arty Bollox
108 minutes of film ,10 minutes of content! but hey Scarlett Johansson gets naked. Its seems they spent 99% of the budget on getting Scarlett Johansson and couldn't afford a script, a director, producer or any other actors. The locations were depressing and you had to guess the story as film didn't convey anything to the viewer. At one point I was expecting leotard wearing mimes to dance onto the set. There are about two or three nice landscape shots , lots of silent staring and many lessons on why you should never visit Scotland , but that's about it. The only people who would recommend this film would be the pretentious types that visit art galleries to stare at stacks of bricks and those that really REALLY like Scarlett Johansson.
Trolljegeren (2010)
A pile of trolls feces
Oh my god this is more than awful. I think every member of the crew and their families have left reviews on this site, that can be the only explanation for why this rubbish has been so highly rated ! I liked Cloverfield and all the Paranormal activities, so its not the way it was filmed. The dialogue sounds like they are making it up as they go(badly),either that or it doesn't translate well.The voice actors used for dubbing into English are pretty damn bad also and I'm guessing they couldn't get work anywhere else, anywhere! So in short , lame story , bad camera work , amateur acting and rubbish effects. I'd recommend sticking pins in your eyes or watching paint dry instead.
Falling Skies (2011)
Sentimental garbage :(
How can you mess up a story about an Alien invasion ? surly it would be heart pounding, action packed and an adrenalin laden adventure? A mad scramble for survival against overwhelming odds. Intelligent, cunning aliens hell bent on eradicating all humans ? with superior technology and firepower. NOPE !
what do we have then?
1.Rubbish,unarmed,undressed and badly thought out aliens. 2.Make it all about the "children" and throw in enough slushy sentimental huggy crap,that would make a horse choke. 3.Add a huge dose of God into the mix ?!"didn't stop the invasion though did he ? ... maybe the aliens prayed harder?." 4.Add liberal bleeding heart moralising to get in the way of fighting the aliens. 5. A story that is really boring as well. 6. No really likable characters.
WELL DONE! you ruined it.
The Book of Eli (2010)
Religious/Global Warming indoctrination video (OBEY)
It started off with such promise, the fight scenes were excellent .... But then the horrible truth dawned on us that the book was the Bible , bearing in mind that the war which destroyed the world was a religious one ! After this point the Movie began to get more and more far fetched and funny "30 years to get to the Midwest ?" then when we realised he was blind ! we couldn't help but laugh :) this how ever explained some things like backing into the shadows to even the fight (not sure how he knew there were shadows there though.) Killing a Cat with a bow and arrow while lying down and erm BLIND ! Shot in the stomach with a 9mm hand gun,then back pack on and off down the road we go?! The end creased us up too, after dictating the entire bible, they reprinted and bound it and placed it in between the Quran and the Torah ! I think the irony was lost on them.