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The Menu (2022)
An unforgettable luncheon with sadly often predictable moments
I'm not a reviewer of many words so I will kddp myself short. I don't mean predictable in the sense that I saw something coming a long time before it actually happened but that when these moments happened I knew exactly what was being said and what was going to happen. I can most definitely reccomend this movie to people that want to watch an incredibly unique try at a suspenseful horror movie. Now I don't know what to say for the next 200 characters that this website requires me to write. I watched the movie at an screening in a rather medium sized cinema room at 8:30pm on a Tuesday and I do have to wake up early tomorrow and go to my mondain workplace. Atleast I watched a good movie.
Nabarvené ptáche (2019)
An attempt was made
Remember when people said saw 3-7 was nothing but torture porn without any story ? This is about the same but it tries to be much more but just fails to be a decent movie. I have really hoped this could be like come and see which is my favorite but in the end it was just shock scene after shock scene without any content. The movie tries to take itself and what it shows way too serious and just become laughable. At around the 2 hours mark they included the Wilhelm scream showing that this movie just has an extreme identity crisis to what it wants to be.
It's a shame. I really wanted this movie to be so much more.
Capybara Walking (1887)
Okay, I pull up
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi (Sonny Digital)
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Switchin' lanes and I'm seein' lights, you know I watch the curb
Smokin' weed, you know I'm gettin' high, you know it calm my nerves
Trappin' hard, pumpin' non-stop, the bag I had to earn
You can try, but you might fail again, you know you never learn
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'
And I took a couple shots and now I'm dizzy
It got me burning up, burning up
Insides burning up, burning up (Yeah)
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Uh, poppin' meds (Uh), out in the meadows (Yeah)
She like a little red (Uh), in her stilettos (Yeah)
Anytime you live (Uh), out in the ghetto (Yeah)
You try to duck the feds (Uh), they need to let go
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'
And I took a couple shots, it got me dizzy
It got me burning up, burning up
Insides burning up, burning up (Yeah)
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up)
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up)
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party
Okay, I pull up (Okay, I pull up), hop out at the after party.
Catweazle (2021)
Mediocre german comedy
I haven't seen the original show this movie is based on but as expected with a german comedy this isn't funny. Characters are as predictable from the beginning on. Even as a fan of Otto Waalkes earlier works everything is as boring as youd expect and a. This is an prime example of how unfunny german comedies are.
Food Fight (2008)
Good documentary, but it feels too much like an advert
Don't get me wrong, I like this documentary about the American food system. But most of the time it feels like an ad for the chez panisse restaurant. I would have given it an 8 if that wouldn't have been so often mentioned.
Tokyo Grand Guignol (2015)
4 decently made short stories
This movie is 4 short stories made by 4 different French directors, filmed in Tokyo all in Japanese.
The first story "endless love" is about a man that lives a groundhog day. He always lives the same Wednesday. He then finds out that when he kills someone, the time goes back 1 day. He uses this new knowledge to go back in time to see his deceased wife again
The second story "trahison" is about a woman who wakes up in her apartment to her phone ringing. When she anders the phone she can only hear backwards screams. She then looks into the mirror to see a demonic version of herself.
The third story "shadow hunter" is about a woman who's hunting shadow demons. Not much to say about this one but it's for sure my least favorite from all the 4 stories.
The 4th movie "good boy" surprisingly starts with an animation about the story of the dog hachiko, the dog waiting daily for his owner at the train station when his owner was at work. One day the owner died and the dog still waited for the rest of his live for his owner to come back. Back in the real world there is a man waiting for his girlfriend at the statue of hachiko. Angry about her not meeting up with him, he tries to write something with a knife into the statue. His knife falls down and then the statue becomes alive and attacks him, he slightly gets hurt on his hand. Angry that his girlfriend didn't meet him he planned on having intercourse with "every woman in Tokyo". He didn't know that he will try to repeat the story of hachiko himself in a very bloody way.
Overall the 4th Story is the best. It's got a slight twilight zone feel too it. The low budget loom of every movie might not make this movie loved by many. But people that like Japanese independent movies sure can have alot of fun watching these just like I did.
Hiroshima (1953)
Perfection in all that it tries to betray.
This movie is excellent from start to finish. Its played so authentic, the characters feels so alive. At only 312 reviews at the current time of writing this review its also the most underrated movie ever. There are low budget, unimaginitive and just plain lazy knockoff trash movies that are more popular than this movie and its very sad to think that trash like that gets more attention.
Coach Carter (2005)
Absolutely mediocre generic movie
So many movies exist with the same story. I could exactly tell how the story happens when I was 10 minutes in
Home Alone (1990)
Absolute timeless classic
In my mind the best Christmas movie you can watch we watch it every year around the christmas time and it still holds up so well