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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
Bad movie, avoid even if you thought first one was decent
I just read the featured review calling this movie a kick mass-terpiece" or something and giving it 10 stars saying it's one of the best movies he/she has seen this year or ever. Click on the posting history and you see that this person has posted in a hundred threads all on the Kickass 2 board, nowhere else.
Reality - for people who aren't paid to talk this movie up, this movie isn't good. If you loved the first one or the comic then I am sure you probably would like this too...that's what the 7.1 rating reflects...9s and 10s from superfans and paid agents. But for the casual movie watcher, this isn't worth your time. The first one was okay as far as violent excess goes, but without Cage this one doesn't have an anchor and just meanders through a retreat of the first movie's plot along with a subplot of Hit Girl learning to be a normal teen. This subplot is a weak parody of Mean Girls that wastes a lot of time that Moretz could have otherwise spent as Hit Girl, and the ensuing potty humor is some of the most ridiculous I've ever seen.
Sometimes critics are wrong, but not this time. Bad, bad movie. You go outside now.
Empire State (2013)
This movie sucks
In this movie there's a really annoying guy who is kind of like Edward Norton's little brother or something. The only reason you won't abort the movie is because you want to see him die and you keep watching to see "Is he going to die? I hope he dies so I can turn this movie off" Also you hope for the Rock to show up but he doesn't. He has 5ish minutes of screen time and the rest of the time my fists are clenched as I try to literally summon the power of Goku and go super saiyan doing a kamehameha that could destroy the world itself because it would be worth it to end this movie. Liam Hemsworth fans, you can still watch this because the whole movie is just looking at him doing nothing. So either watch this or buy a poster and look at it for hour and a half, same thing. Still this movie was better than Iron Man 3. One star.