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Black Road (2016)
tacky and very poorly done
The other reviewers with starry reviews probably got a dog in the fight, cause even a lobotomized zombie on crack will stay away from this stench of a movie. Acting is so bad that it made me cringe.
Wanna be director just need to go to film school - i don't even say "go back to film school" cause he obviously he never attended one or missed a lot of courses. I've seen wedding videos less cheesy than than.
I can't even say that CG are bad, they're just middle of the road, looking like some template from After Effects found on the net - it's just they're badly composited/integrated. I've seen amateurs on youTube doing way better than that with DV footage processed on a laptop.
But the worst, definitely is the acting part, or its lack of, once you passed the point where this "Sci-Fi" thing looks really that it got shot in rural Oregon last summer, missing all nice landscapes and scenery though. Adding a blue light to a barn doesn't make it look techy, film boys. You got a lot to learn in front of you. First and foremost would be how not to bore to death your unfortunate audience.
Beyond the Call to Duty (2016)
Atrocious
A slag of the popular wisdom states that in life, anybody can choose whatever they want to be. If some people chose to be actor, cameraman, director and script writers while they should CLEARLY have not, this is the place where they all meet.
I've seen movies that are so bad that they're good, but this one can't even reach that low standard. Everything and everybody is atrocious. Bad acting, bad camera, bad direction, you name it - they managed to fail on every single step.
Even the actors don't look like actors: it ranges from fridge repairman, to truck drivers, a retired science teacher on chemo,etc I've seen fan movies done with shoestring budgets, fly miles higher above this sleazy compendium of "you're doing it wrong" broken arm team. My nephew with his mates playing paintball in the yard are more convincing than that.
They should have shot than on a mobile phone, the picture look like it's out of a camescope from the 80s. If you're a student struggling with your studies or homework, please watch this. It will show you how vain sometimes entertainment could be. And give you an inspiration to work on your assignment, cause you don't want to end up like those people.
Imperium (2016)
An embarrassment for everybody
This one's gonna leave a brown stain on Radcliff's resume. It's so bad, it's embarrassing to watch at times. Earlier, ericnottelling says that "was this written by a 3rd grader" - It's actually even worst. A 3rd grader could debunk this movie. The plot is so ludicrous, that it makes Harry Potter feel like a believable piece of reported documentary. Like Eric said, everybody loves that young scrawny punk for no reason - have a chamomile tea (lmfao) with the nazi leader, and suddenly the dude is going to tell you his secret master world domination cunning plan and includes you in the A-team because you got a liking in classical music. Radcliff really struggles with his role, and I can't totally blame him, the script is a disaster. In opposition of movies like American History X, that put Radcliff in the junior league compared to Ed Norton, the Bieber one. Although, I can understand at some extend Justin Bieb having fans,but I could not fathom if somebody comes with something positive about this pathetic flick... Don't waste your time or money with this - even free, this is still a waste of electricity and time you never could get back. Cringe level 10. Hogwarts Wizard ain't no KKK Imperial Wizard.
The only thing that is not disappointing with this movie is the constant way it's falling apart. From a seemingly promising beginning, it goes there on a downward slope to an ending that is the one of a Scooby Doo cartoon.