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Gimme Shelter (2013)
don't watch it.
disappointing b/c i had originally thought this was an actual movie & not some sort of religious film w/ the typical set of 1-dimensional troubled minority stock characters & annoying Christian undertone.
first off, let's talk acting. vanessa's performance was annoying. sure, she transformed into apple & looked nothing like she's ever had in any other movies (both appearance & mannerism wise), but the way the she talked was just irritating beyond belief. in her defense, the way her character was written was overly dramatic (either mumbling things like 'i don't need your help', 'where was god when -insert traumatic event here-', 'i don't know', etc., or screaming a monologue w/ tons of irrelevant ((to the conversation she is having)) details since the writers didn't feel like taking the time to give us background info about apple in a more...subtle, less rushed way).
let's just say apple does a lot of screaming and hitting things... and it's... annoying. she's just so annoying. her fake accent that comes and goes is annoying. the way she literally RUNS away from her problems is annoying. it's very hard to find sympathy for this character. i know that people react differently to different things, but all the overreaction she was doing throughout the film seemed really forced. to be honest her difficult character wouldn't have been so hard to watch if it didn't seem so put on.
and oh god it was all so cliché. she would never accept help w/o running away and screaming and her white-savior (deadbeat) father was always like :O whenever she would act up. what the hell is that. who wrote this? this is one of the best examples of people calling a less than average film good b/c of the ~message~.
the cinematography was very nice, but i just wish the overall film would have been better.
Behaving Badly (2014)
stupid as hell
i don't care about the genre, it was made for idiots i bet. this movie sucked so bad. i hated it.
i lost braincells while watching it.
the movie felt smug. like it knew it was smart or something. guess what? no it wasn't. it was just all the way dumb.
don't watch this.
at all.
i enjoy unintentionally crappy movies, like 'birdemic'. i also enjoy satire, like 'not another teen movie'. this movie was an intentionally crappy movie that thought it was satire and it was really not amusing.
i can't believe i am the first reviewer to rate this piece of crap one star.
if you like fart jokes, wiping your butt before you poop, and enjoy watching Spike TV 24/7, congrats, this is the movie for you.
this movie sucked no it was not smart no it was not satire no it just sucked OK? MISS ME with that BS, please, and thank U!
1/10
Taken 3 (2014)
SO boring ....
OK this really P'd me Off. for one thing, mr speedy mcqueen didn't even wear a seatbelt during the action sequences. another thing, he needs to quit it while he's ahead
why does he speed and destroy things ? u know what, u know what he should do? grow UP, swallow his PRIDE, and call the POLICE and let them handle things
he is ALWAYS getting into trouble. he is not a superhero obviously or else his wife would not have been kidnapped in the Very Beginning of the MOVIE!!
Anyways, i rate this Turd a 1/10. wish i could give it 0 stars, it's that smelly!
do NOT (i repeat) do NOT bring ur family to see this movie, because ALSo, it has CUSS words....
Gummo (1997)
Pretentious Garbage
Toss this piece of crap in the dumpster and urinate on the remains, then light the turd on fire. Disgusting waste of a DVD.
Gummo is a stupid name and that BUNNY boy.... yeah, he needs to take his lame hat off. Dumb loser with a stupid accordion. Can't even take him seriously in that ridiculous get up.
Oh, and another thing... this piece of crap was boring!!!!
Should I even be surprised? What more could I expect from an art film.
Oh.. Another thing! Why was bunny boy (who I assume was under the LEGAL age of 18.....) making out with that blonde chick? What kind of powder have you been sniffing Harmony?
I would NEVER in my LIFE recommend this PIECE!!!! of TRASH!!!!
Unbroken (2014)
Cheesy Garbage
Let's start off from the dreadful beginning. A boy drinks ALCOHOL!!!! (That is horrible) also he steals things ...
But...
That is not the Main issue....
Actually , the main issue here is simply that the movie had very UNREALISTIC moments , such as....
"Let me be useless " was said by the main character as he was a little boy .... Ha ha , was he some kind of EMO teenager or something? What kid says that?
Because of that, i am giving this movie a:
1/10