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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Seen One, Seen them All
Really, there is nothing new here. New dino you say? Well , there was a new one in the third. New one in the forth. Wasn't there a new one in the second one too?
I'm lost. They're so repetitive now. Evil poachers? Military? Evil corp? Annoying children that don't add to the film. It's the same ole story with a different setting. And tired of seeing the T-rex save everyone at the last minute to get his money shot roar in. Anyone caught in the flow of lava and dust as the main stars were in, they would have died in the first 20 minutes of the movie. But they survive. And survive again. and survive again and again and again when they should be dead.
This is Mindless entertainment and not the educated well written first movie in the series that if expanded upon like in this case, should have continued with the brilliance and integrity of the first.
But as in this movie... money talks, so let's just shoot a fast quick popcorn flik to play on the nostalgia of the original movie.
I got bored half way through. Was able to predict every other scene after that, and the last 20 minutes was just god awful to sit through knowing you've seen it all before and then some.
The Great Wall (2016)
The Lousy Wall
Anyone who is saying that this movie is anything but awful, then they have absolutely no taste in movies, or grand expectations, or any feasible amount of credibility to tell you what a good movie is. The CGI is laughable. The story is laughable, the acting is laughable, the over all premise and execution of this movie is completely laughable. After reading so many TEN star ratings an ranting about how wonderful this film is, one wonders if they are getting paid or were involved or just plain high as a kite, or simply wouldn't know good cinema if it bit them in the bum. But then again, i've heard people rave about how great sharknado is. So maybe after claiming something like sharknado is cinematic mastery, then one can understand why anyone would watch this and think it is anything but a waste of time AND MONEY to view such crap on the silver screen. Don't believe my review. Simply watch this Hollywood drivel for yourself and come to terms with not listening to just one reviewer that gave this thing a 1 star rating. Only regret is not being able to give it a minus rating. It's bad folks. Just horrible.