mr-rob-c Reviews

Madame Web (2024)

why the hate ?

[6/10 · 25 February 2024]

I don't take the imdb points for years not seriously, and it is good and right befor 5-10 years .... Okay, but now ?

No....why....because it is unfair how some people gives the stars

yes...not the best superhero film, BUT not the worst, how many people write.... i was entertained, and that's what a film have to do, yes.... Pepsi and so on , but what is the problem

many films do this and sometimes you don't get it

the new aquaman for me was bad and madame for me was better BUT, as I always say make your own decision and give it a try and decide very Vreden unfair the ratings, the film don't deserve 3,8

greetz, have fun

Rob.

School Tales the Series (2022)

some good stories

[6/10 · 11 August 2022]

Würde die Stories zwischen 5-7 manche was besser, manche was schlechter

persönlich denke ich, es wäre besser gewesen, wenn die 25-30min lang gewesen wären einzige was ist und auffällt, das die Effekte nicht so doll sind, aber wenn man nur die Idee als solches betrachtet und sich darauf einlässt, dann hat man ein paar solide Stories

viel Spaß, have fun.

The Gray Man (2022)

gute Action

[7/10 · 1 August 2022]

Verstehe die schlechten Bewertungen nicht, ich kann JEDEN Film schlecht machen und ein Fehler oder etwas unlogisches finden

der Film hat sein Zweck erfüllt, er hat mich unterhalten gute Action, nichts neues und nichts was noch nicht da war, aber dennoch gut, hatte auch ein Bond Streifen sein können, ein Querverweis gab es ja

wer einfach n guten Actionfilm sehen will, ist hier gut aufgehoben.

Summer of 84 (2018)

Could be better

[6/10 · 26 July 2022]

Wurde unterhalten, aber leider macht das Ende den Film ein wenig kaputt, daher aus der schon sicheren 7 Bewertung, wurde am Ende nur noch eine 6, fast sogar eine 5.

Als wenn die letzten 20min wer anders geschrieben hat 😃

Alice in Borderland (2020– )

hm.....starts okay, but....

[7/10 · 31 October 2021]

The first 4 episodes were okay, and you want to look how it keeps going, BUTE the final 4 episodes....like another series ?

So i give only 7 stars because of the first 4 episodes, and hope that the second season will be better.

Have potential, which for me was wasted in the second half.

We will see how it goes on.

Hypnotic (2021)

Film is better then the rating !

[6/10 · 30 October 2021]

Okay....nothing new, but not bad and watchable, give it a chance.

Dont understand the very bad rewievs, there are much worser films, that are higher rated on imdb.

The film is predictable, yes....but anyway okay to watch.

Have fun.

Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2 (2021)

Watch ONLY the first !

[5/10 · 29 October 2021]

In the first, the music was terrible, now in the second the movie was the real horror ,-) idea for the second was okay, the execution very bad... very dissapointing because the first one was really a surprise.

The Platform (2019)

dont read, dont look a trailer ! only LOOK the film !

[9/10 · 28 March 2020]

Very good film...to make you think - i hope

thats how i said...i am rather surroundet by 1000 animals, then with 1000 humans...

a good film with deep meaning, "maybe" it helps the human think and change...

so...a film with this message, i only can rate with many stars...

SPOILER

and for all, that say the ending ist dumb....yes...in the first second i think...hm...

but in the next moment...so it is better...little open ending...and YOU can choose...if the man, maybe next day go to roof, or he kill himself, or if the girl will make, and so on...

but with this ending...the film makes you more think, becaus of the abruptly ending....

and for all..hoooo..why he will kill himself ? why he is so dumb ?! dumb ? what will YOU do...when you stay so long in this hell ? he is gone a little bit crazy...he sees people, maybe because he eat theam, maybe because it is all to much from him... thats while the other man also say, the message is the girl, they dont need you....and so on...so dont judge so hard, the film and the meaning - TOP

Ip Man 4: The Finale (2019)

good, but have been great

[6/10 · 11 March 2020]

I loved the ip man saga, and i am sad to say that the finale ist not what i expected. dont want to spoiler, for all ip man fans, its a must watch.

i am sad that the saga now ends, and i am sad how it ends, the weakest of all films.

thx anyway for this great saga donnie ! you played like always great !

A Horse Called Bear (2015)

nice family and children film

[6/10 · 28 February 2016]

you will think, why he write a positive rewiev and give only 6 stars... because the picture looks cheap, the acting is really bad, and at least....at no time the horse is building a relationship to the buy, which i think is important for the story, because it is the son, so for me it would have been nice, if the horse have for example pushed him with his head to show him he like him....

so this is my review as an adult, and for me, BUT this all not matters, because anyway it is a sweet family and children film, about hope, believing, friendship and god

therefore I recommend it anyway

greetings from cologne, and sorry for my English ,-)

Silent Scream (2005)

watchable, solid B film

[6/10 · 26 January 2016]

hello there,

don't understand the bad critics, where i admit, the music choice is terrible, and yes it is a low budget film, BUT the idea, the end, and every 5 minutes some die....thats what means slasher ,-) don't get me wrong, it is not one of the best horror/slasher movies, but there are so much bader films and acotrs and they get better rating. this here don't deserve so low rating, but look and take your own opinion, i liked it and especially the end.

try it out

greeting from cologne, Germany

Madison County (2011)

Don't do this to you....SKIP IT !

[3/10 · 26 January 2016]

lol....the new definition of bad = madison country.....really really bad film, don't know where to begin and where to end.... acting, filming, characters, story, effects.....everything is bad. so ... the ending too, i don't understand how someone can bring out this piece of crap....

to say some positive....the only good thing in this film is the cover, and that's all !

do your self a favour....skip it

robert

greetings from cologne, Germany

President's Day (2010)

lol.....terrible

[4/10 · 4 October 2015]

the only reason i gave 4 stars is because i have to laugh how bad this film is....soon as the film began...i think...is this a joke ? how can the film have a rating from 6 ? but i look the film because maybe it is worth, like the rating says....but it wasn't....the syncro of the film was bad, so this says all about the film...the story okay...nothing new but okay...the effects...okay ... for a cheap slasher, it was okay, this maybe was the best on the whole film, but the rest ? the picture looks cheap...and the worst of all....the acting and the dialogues....i don't have seen such a bad acting for a long time...and i try really many films out...but this here....do your self a favour...switch it...it is not worth 5 minutes of your time, don't let the rating affect you

greetings from cologne, Germany and sorry for my English

Found (III) (2012)

piece of c.r.a.p

[4/10 · 22 August 2015]

damn....if you want to waste 90 min of your life, then look this film, what a piece of s.h.i.t....unbelievable, maybe the idea is not bad, but thats it, the execution the acting, the picture....really all looks cheap....and it is, i really look this c.r.a.p to the end, because the whole time i was thinking, okay...maybe now comes the aha effect oder whatever....like the whole film, the end is s.h.i.t....

i really cant believe how this film can get a higher rating than 4

don't look this c.r.a.p, you will regret

greeting from cologne

sorry for my English ,-)

Shrooms (2007)

Blair Witch meets High Tension

[6/10 · 17 August 2015]

high tension is one horror film that i like, also blair witch was not bad, so this is a mix of it. what is not fair...the film is not so bad as its rated, it is like some others underrated, and some other really really crap is higher rated then this, so give it a chance, its a nice way of passing the time, it it is written right ,-) ??? in Germany we said so...so try it out, it is worth i think it is not a homemade film, acting is okay... and even if it is predictable ... all in all it is a solid horror film

like always...sorry for my English

greetings from cologne

The Shrine (2010)

lol

[5/10 · 27 July 2015]

i have no words....this is rated like jessabelle, but miles away from that....the story is a nice idea, but nothing new. i like very much the film "the ruins 2008" which is underrated, and think the idea after it is the same, but i like ruins much more.

the only good actor in this film was ashmore

so....idea, maybe stolen....picture/camera looks cheap, bad acting, no thrill....

so...sorry...i don't understand sometimes the ratings here...so here in this case again...like i write....the film is not total crap, but it is not fair how this is similar rated with better films.

greetz from cologne & like always...sorry for the entlish ,-)

Jessabelle (2014)

Underrated

[7/10 · 27 July 2015]

the film is underrated... the main character plays like always very good, the story is good, why the movie is so bad reviewed, it is a mystery to me.

therefore .... does not look at the rating, give it a chance, muchbetter than what the review will bear and thus significantly better than the crap with such a review.

try it out for good acting, for good story/idea and a good end

greetings from cologne & sorry for my English

don't know what to write else...all is said....see my other rewiews, in the future i will posts some film lists, greetz

Happy End. (2005)

solid low budget film

[7/10 · 21 July 2015]

i have to say...i am positive surprised... Germany ist not known for horror film, so i don't know if horror is the right word for this. that people are laughing or total shocked from this film, don't know why...for me not really scary moments. how i write...it is low budget, and often it is crap, so i started this film and was not sure if i will look it to the end, but...i have and it was worth look it. budget ist low, the picture looks cheap and the acting was not really good, BUT the story was good ! thats what makes a film good, when you get entertained, and i was entertained. what i also liked was the guitar solo at the end. try it out, better then the most films with this rating.

greetings from cologne and like always....sorry for my English ,-)

The 13th Unit (2014)

puh....how bad

[3/10 · 11 July 2015]

i don't understand how anyone can rate this higher then 4 ? do you get money for that ,-) it is brutal...brutal how bad it is... from the beginning to the end...i cant wait until its finally come to an end and i finished this torture... like in the most bad, cheap films, the actors, the picture, the music...everything is bad.

you know what the best thing of this film is ? the cover of the film, which has nothing to do with it ,-)

and the best scene in the film...the two guys are downstairs and looking for the box...after 3 meters...one of them ask how far it is ? AFTER this distance ? ,-) and then the professional opinion ... not so far .... then after 3-4 meters, the same stupid question and the girl with power of their thoughts without looking on any card, or to know where they are, she says 9 meters

rofl .... how bad is this, please

switch it...it is better for you

greetings from cologne and like always...sorry for my English

American Poltergeist (2015)

omg

[2/10 · 4 July 2015]

haha...omg...how can ANYBODY make a film like this ? everything is really bad, i cant look any longer...

i have some rules, why i make always the same mystake...i have to hear on my own rules...

1. everything under 80minutes is "normally" (not always) not worth to watch 2. if the picture looks cheap 3. if the syncronisation is not good

so...in this case...all this points and lot of more, the film is not poor...it is more than that, as you see...i have no words to describe this bullsh...

so...if it is the last film in the world...doesn't matter, Don't LOOK, you will regret

regards from Germany cologne, sorry for my English ,-)

Fear Clinic (2014)

Robert....Robert

[5/10 · 24 June 2015]

robert englund became famous with freddy...and this is what he can, the rest...maybe he is not a bad actor, but choose bad roles...

the film is nothing special, you can skip it, if you have nothing to do and only this film to watch...okay...do it, but except nothing ! very fast you know what will happen, and who the bad guy is, the effects are nothing special, the camera, the picture and the acting ...sorry i have to say...but it is bad.... sorry freddy...stay where you were good at...another bad "horror" film which you don't have to watch, skip it....it is better ,-)

greetings from cologne and sorry for the English ,-)

Left for Dead (II) (2007)

incredible bad

[3/10 · 14 February 2015]

what the .....when the film started i want to turn it out...the picture looked were cheap, and so the torture goes on, i cant describe how bad this film is....the story okay...nothing new, but that not the matter, the actors are not so good, the effects are bad, dialogs are bad....to make it faster..."everything" is bad, don't understand how the film get a rating of 5. the problem is....maybe this film was good before 30-40 years...but now...this is very bad, like Texas chainsaw....if you look that today...it is really bad, so i vote the films at the time i see them. i don't want to write a penny dreadful,

so .... do your self a favor and skip this one !

sorry for the English, greetings from cologne, Germany

Breathing Room (I) (2008)

There is a Exit....don't turn it on ,-)

[3/10 · 11 February 2015]

cheap, cheaper, no exit... sorry, but total waste of time, just at the beginning i was thinking to turn it off, but because of some good reviews and the prices the film get i think, give it a chance....FAIL actors are bad, effects are bad, everything in this film is bad. a good idea which in this case are not new, don't make a good film. a poor image is always not a good sign for a film BUT it don't have always to be that way, sometimes a great idea and good actors and a good producer can make a great film with not much putting in it, but this is not such case....terrible film.

switch it, better for you

greetings from cologne, Germany

House of 9 (2005)

it is hard.....

[5/10 · 9 February 2015]

the only reason i gave 5/10 is ... because the end saves a little bit the situation....the rest...how to describe, low budget = never mind when you have a good story and good actors. the idea of the film is not new, but i doesn't care, there was the possibility to make more out of this film, but this was really bad. bad actors, bad camera, bad effects, you see...as i say everything bad but not the end and the idea...

if you have nothing else to watch at home then this film, then it is okay to look it, otherwise skip.

greetings from cologne

Rush (I) (2013)

Great !

[9/10 · 28 January 2015]

like always....hans zimmer created great music, racing scenes were amazing, the characters played very good, story is great (because it is written throug the life, a true story), daniel plays great also chris, which plays perfect the crazy sunnyboy/rebel. everything get togeteher and had everything in the package....ation, love, thrill, feelings.... the movie is not just for who like fast cars a "must see", it is for everyone who want to see a nice film about friends and rivals as well.

I can only recommend the movie and think that you will have fun with it like i have...try it out

greetings from cologne/Germany

ps: sorry for the maybe funny English, its not intentional ,-)