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Anna (2013)
Crawl Inside Your Head
I notice many people have noted that there are similarities between this and Inception. That is true on a fairly insignificant level. Some details and even themes are the same or very similar. Overall though this film is more of a puzzle, it's also far more original than Inception. Every idea in Inception has been done in some way or another in the past, and in multiple ways even. There's nothing really new there at all. Here, we do look at things in a far different way. Most people who have seen this film still don't even fully understand it. Anyway, I thought this film was quite great!
The Last Duel (2021)
Welcome To Hell
Nice Soap Opera Ridley! Lol, what the? The fact that people like this film and this website is only more evidence that many people prefer stupidity and fascism in modern times over truth, artistic quality and a free society. Some adults are so stupid these days, so lost in fear that they actually prefer to be babysat. To me it's pathetic. This film is a total joke. It doesn't even try to be realistic or thought provoking in it's portrayal of three different accounts of the same event. People over and over keep saying in their reviews that the woman is raped or sexually assaulted twice on screen. Perhaps you clowns weren't paying attention to the film at all. The one perspective is that she wasn't raped. Duh! She's only raped once on screen, in which we mostly only see her face. Wake the hell people and realize that hell has come to our planet, now! The other view of the scene is I guess Ben, Matt, Ridley and Nicole Holofcener's view of consensual extramarital sex in medieval times. She gave the "standard protest" or something to that effect says Jacques Le Gris but "It was consensual". The whole film is a ridiculous mess. The fact that anyone thought this was good makes me both laugh, and want to throw up. The fact that anyone thought that it was great makes me fall over laughing. Man, this was almost pure garbage from beginning to end! 2 out of 10 stars. Nice costumes and sets. I'm not sure we've seen a movie this bad since Ed Wood was directing.
Dune (2021)
WOW, Truly Great Storytelling & Technical Brilliance!
After this film, the entire original Star Wars trilogy looks like nothing but a terrible children's series that stole most of it's story from Herbert's Classic Sci-Fi novel, Dune. Truly, the guy's family should sue George and Disney and any of the other punks involved in the all out thievery. The Herbert family deserves a ton of that Star Wars money for sure, perhaps even most of it! This is very much like Star Wars, only much better and too complex for kids. Some older kids and teens may really get into it, but this film feels very adult. It's very mature in it's delivery, amazingly immersive and the layered complexity of the story is awe inspiring and jaw-droppingly all at the same time. Even The Lord Of The Rings films feel like nothing but silly and overly long children's films by comparison. All I can say is that I cannot wait for the second half, because this first half is nothing short of a masterpiece. Cut the check for part 2 right now!!! Really I kept saying to myself while watching this, wow, this is what Star Wars always wished it was, not that the Star Wars people care of course, they stole Herbert's paychecks over and over again!
I'm calling this a 9 and a half out of 10, though I'm not so sure it could have been any better than it is. I just prefer to be mean. As Jesus once told his drunk followers, nothing is perfect but God alone or something to that effect. I'm God, now wash and kiss my feet. I feel the same. This is my review, so I'm the God here. No 10 out of 10's! As far as I'm concerned anyone who gives out a 10 out of 10 full rating to anything is a fool. How did this review start so serious, and then end with a bunch of silliness? Life is crazy baby! Iggy Pop said that.