christosyr Reviews

April Fool's Day (2008 Video)

The worst film

[1/10 · 1 February 2024]

Bad acting. Bad plot. Bad directing. Why am I watch this film? First the actors were so bad. I thought will be a good film when read the plot but end up get so bored.

Even the Mercedes car the plates shown the place they rent it to make the film.

How much this film cost $10.000 maybe less.

Don't watch it just waste of your time. Why they make such films? They think they going won an award or they just have money to spend to crap films.

3.7 is a very good score for such film. This film should scored bellow zero.

Don't watch it don't waste your time.

I still can't believe waste my time watching it.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

The best film!

[10/10 · 25 March 2023]

I really like this film. But something isn't right with marauders map and peter pettigrew. Ron's brothers if they had the marauders map why they didn't saw that peter pettigrew was with Ron? Something JK Rawlings made mistake. She should think about it that. Other than that this film is one of my favourite. But after the 4th film I think loose it's magic. The last film is also one of my favourites. But 5 and 6 not so good my opinion. Hope they make a sequel like Harry Potters son and his adventures.

Also another thing why Dumbledore and Snape knows serious wasn't there kill Harry Potter was Peter Pettigrew the one who petrayed them.

Halloween Ends (2022)

Halloween never ends!

[10/10 · 16 October 2022]

Nice movie but I think there will more Halloween movies after this one and now the killer will be Corey!

Michael's Myers legacy will continued.

This film is not as I expected but was good one.

This type of films never ends. Corey will continue and be the new shade.

Michael Myers will be always there and returns!

I can see the titles of new movie coming up! Halloween the new blood!

Halloween new beginning!

This film is the end but new beginning!

You can't much of Michael Myers but somehow showing you that there will be more movies with a new killer.

Hope there will be more movies of Halloween!

Aquarium of the Dead (2021)

The worst film ever!

[1/10 · 22 June 2022]

Wow what a crap film I just watch. Even some of the scenes looks like bad directed. The attack on the boat once show him without blood and injures and suddenly he has injured and later disappeared again on his mouth. Bad acting as well. How Vivica A. Fox she wanted play in this crap movie and I can't understand with my self watch it. Amazon Prime, Netflix all crap movies they have. I will unsubscribe to all of them. Is waste of money and time find a good film to watch.

Smyrna (2021)

Brilliant!

[10/10 · 3 January 2022]

Only one thing I say! This film should be nominated for Oscar foreign language and win it! Greece has brilliant actors! Love this film! Loved it! Recommend to see it!

Noah's Shark (2021)

Rubbish!

[1/10 · 20 December 2021]

If there was minus rating I will give bellow zero. The most rubbish film the first few minutes! Bad acting bad dialogues everything is bad about this film and I don't even want waist more of my time watch further! What rubbish films they making! Waist of money and time and pay bad actors if are actors! Don't waist even a minute watch this.

Friday the 13th (2009)

Just another sex scenes horror film!

[5/10 · 20 April 2021]

Why always in those horror films have to show sex? Is not a porn is just a bloody horror film! Is not the 80s anymore they should make it be a better horror film. Always is so obvious those having sex in horror films they die!

The Last Shark (1981)

Good film!

[10/10 · 18 April 2021]

Is one of good films about Sharks after the Jaws! When I saw it in the 80s was really good at that time. I know there is the technology nowadays but believe me they don't make good films are all cheap productions and bad acting but this one is one of my favourites! Those Sharknado films why on Earth make them who watching them? Last shark is worth watching it! I watch it many times and each time I like it more!

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Good film!

[8/10 · 13 February 2021]

A good film but is about time to make a remake with the technology they should make a new film. As much as we like this film the new one would be better!

Once Upon a Time: White Out (2014) Season 4, Episode 2

Where is Olaf?

[8/10 · 9 February 2021]

What next an Olaf monster comes up? Does Disney allowed this? All Disney's villain comes up to the series now? Also the phrase let it go is heard in many of the dialogues.

Once Upon a Time: Witch Hunt (2014) Season 3, Episode 13

What's going on!

[5/10 · 7 February 2021]

This series start getting annoyed! Regina suppose to be a powerful witch and mr gold the same he is also very powerful. They defeat so many before and they can't defeat some kids? I think this series is going to be a disappointed even start good!

Once Upon a Time: The Queen Is Dead (2013) Season 2, Episode 15

Should write it better!

[5/10 · 6 February 2021]

This episode doesn't make sense and is about the dagger. Why they went took it when they know they will find them and get it. What stupid they are writing this episode like this? Why they didn't leave it where was?

AJ and the Queen (2020)

Brilliant!

[10/10 · 2 February 2021]

I really loved it send many messages! Funny and moving! But only is that Tia Carrere oh my God how ugly she become and used to like her!

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Fair!

[5/10 · 1 February 2021]

Some scenes was unnecessary. If wasn't those scenes like the ones in the toilets. Why always must have sex scenes in some films or references to sex? You can watch it far from those scene! There is also others scene like the one the snake goes into her cloths to that fat lady. Why you can't make a serious film than put those stupid scenes?

The Skulls (2000)

Good!

[8/10 · 25 January 2021]

Not good as the first one! I didn't like the first scene what voice he had like an eight year old girl! Suppose to be elite society at least put a real man make it more realistic. The rest of the film is goes the same script as the first one. Only thing just that irritating guys voice dressed in red cape!

The Recall (2017)

Waste of time!

[1/10 · 20 January 2021]

The worst film I ever watched! The script not writer well even a seven year old would write better. Not worth watch it. Don't waste your time!

Wounds (2019)

Boring!

[1/10 · 18 January 2021]

The actress from 50 shades she is a lousy actress as that film series was the worst only was about sex. Anyway this film they trying make horror film but they fail! I was keep watching and bored so much no plot no story nothing! Nothing more to say a boring film! They trying copy Stephen King but they can't! Don't waste your time!

The Hangover Part III (2013)

Stupidest film ever!

[1/10 · 8 January 2021]

Why they bother make this kind of films? European comedies are way way better than this stupidity! I watch the first one don't want watch the other two's you can imagine what would be!

The Hangover Part II (2011)

This should be banned!

[1/10 · 7 January 2021]

The most worst film! Why Americans do stupid films?

The Hangover (2009)

Another Stupid comedy!

[1/10 · 7 January 2021]

Bradley Cooper was good in Alias but since he thinks too high of himself! Hope he get his feet on the ground before he falls as many others like him fall! Why I make the mistake watch it?

The Prom (2020)

Brilliant!

[10/10 · 4 January 2021]

I think this should be at the Oscars for best musical!

Bee Movie (2007)

Fun!

[5/10 · 19 December 2020]

Overall is a fun movie but male bees doesn't the ones get honey as they shown! At least should done it a bit more realistic!

Bumblebee (I) (2018)

Good!

[7/10 · 30 November 2020]

Only I can say John Cena what a bad actor he is! Why all UFC wants to be actors? Some are good but he is the worst!

Spooky House (2001)

Excellent film!

[10/10 · 9 November 2020]

This is one of those films you said is only for children but this film have a lot message to give to people. A must watch!

Blade: Trinity (2004)

As expected!

[7/10 · 1 August 2020]

One thing I don't understand with Blade films all this vampires they beaten by Blade they know they will be beaten why they don't just leave? Is a good films but is so obvious they will be beaten. Is good see some action but make it more realistic or make them little bigger than Blade.