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House of the Witch (2017)
This movie was absolute trash!
My friends and I wasted an hour and 30 minutes watching this trash of a movie. It was dumb from the beginning, all the way to the end. The actors were terrible, and the effects couldn't even fool a child. If I could give it a 0 I would. You're better off watching CareBears, it's wayyyyy scarier than this.
Liv and Maddie (2013)
Disney.....YOU'RE DONE!!!
I like the character Maddie she the only character I like so.....I'll give it a 2. But for the rest of this train wreck.....COME ON Disney!!! You're really beating a dead horse here. You made Zack and Cody then you made a Zack and Cody sequel show called suite life on deck and right after you made liv and Maddie you made I didn't do it...WITH TWIN BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!!! Honestly do you think just because we loved zack and Cody that were now freakishly obsessed with twins?! I feel so bad for dove Cameron she is a pretty young lady with talent but like every other failed Disney channel star she fell into the Disney trap and is stuck there until a hero ( aka us) rate this show a 1/10 and cancel this show once and for all!!!
Like you either bring ur old and REAL old shows back or just cancel the channel because it's starting to SUCK!!!!!!!!!
Earth to Echo (2014)
Save your money and watch ET
Literally guys if u ask me, Earth to Echo is the 21st century ET. I mean it's as if the creator of this movie just had to update one of the centuries best movies of all time and turn it into a typical cliché 21st century high tech movie about a robot. I don't even know who let this sorry copy cat plot slide into the Cinemax box office. If you want your child to experience a real heart touching movie about a abandoned alien left on earth don't take them to see this. Take your 10 bucks and buy a used copy of ET. Or if u already own the movie ET, than get your lazy butt up and go in your attic and plug in your VCR and sit your child down to watch the classical alien tail America loves. If I wanted to watch a family oriented movie about a lost alien abandoned on earth, I would watch ET, not spend 10 dollars at the movies just for me to get disappointed.
Good Luck Charlie (2010)
Good luck watching with a laugh track...
Honestly this show isn't half bad sometimes, I laugh and I awe but this show has one flaw that drives me crazy... That dumb ass laugh track!! Do you know how many times they play the laughing track?! All Charlie of pj do is say one word and the laughing track goes off!! I'm like kids don't laugh this much... Honestly it hard now to fall asleep with the TV on now, especially on Disney channel. Good luck Charlie isn't the only show with a non stop laughing track Jessie has one, ant farm has one, and finally dog with a blog has one. If the producers of any of these shows read this, stop it with the damn laugh track everything they say is not that funny!!!
Shake It Up (2010)
Shake it up you mean shake it down
What in the hell is this?! The first episode was a slap in my face, I just knew this wasn't going to continue well. First off we have a stupid red head who probably knows nothing but Dance an that's the worst part....she CAN'T dance!! Then we have this know it all smartas* who can't dance either and thinks she's best at everything, which she's clearly not. Then we have lame as* Tinka who looks like my uncle gold tooth every episode. This show is by far the worst Disney could think of! Who ever thought this show was a good idea, probably never had a childhood experience with Disney and their entertaining shows in the past. The only time I smiled and enjoyed the show was when the credits were on the screen going to good luck Charlie. I feel bad for Selena Golmez she had to sit there and record there shi*y theme song.
Jessie (2011)
Jessie better than others
Yes I have pro and cons of the show Jessie but that will be the last topic, right now I wanna talk about people talking about other shows. Who ever said dog with a blog was entertaining and funny must be a person with no sense of entertainment. I mean they said dog with a blog was better than Jessie, are you kidding me? They were right about shake it up going off but dog with a blog? Do you have sh** up in your mind? Well enough of that trash, the pros about Jessie is its a really good show it will entertain kids and teens for hours and every episode. But the cons are there are four kids who each have their own personalities. That's not the issue, the issue is how 3 out of the 4 act. Zuri, Emma, and Luke all are the worst. Zuri is that one sassy as* kid, Emma is that fashion guru who thinks her fashion sense is fabulous *boring*, and Luke is that typical dumb boy who makes no sense! So avoid dog with a blog and watch Jessie!
Dog with a Blog (2012)
Disney channel I have an idea...
After seeing this failed TV show I've had a smart idea on what Disney should do with their channel. Disney should only play movies only like Finding Nemo and Meet the Robinson's and Wreck-it-Ralph. I say they should stop with these crappy shows,I mean dog with a blog is a FAIL, Ant Farm is going down the #%$@ hole real fast, and Hannah Montana was an EPIC FAIL! Don't get me started with the cartoons! Gravity Falls should be on discovery channel, Fish Hooks is on the hook of failure, and P and Ferb really don't know what they're doing that day! So overall for dog with a blog it's a no don't let you kids sit in front of the TV and watch that #%$@!! Honestly if you have a dog at your house, do you what your kid to start talking to your dog thinking it'll talk back?! then all you friends will think your kid is crazy, and you probably don't want that do you?! Thought so! Avoid the show!
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Must have childhood to see
Now this is my most favorite Disney movie this past year! some people say they don't get it and they don't know who the characters are and on and on... Well I'll start by saying I you didn't have a childhood of games and arcade playing than you won't know half of what's going on. My family has been playing games since the Atari was out and when this movie came out we all knew all the characters from bowser in Mario Bros. to the bar tender from Tapper. If you don't know your game history, then this is not your movie...... If you do know your game history and your child wants to see the movie or get the movie explain who everyone is so your kid isn't sitting there talking and asking questions during the whole film. For parents who don't like their kids playing video games this movies is probably not your choice either so just out of confusion, know your game history.
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)
Wtf?!
Wtf is this?! Honestly the show is one thing but now there's a freaking movie that doesn't even match the freaking base of all the my little pony episodes! First off let me start with the fact that when I was 6 or 7 my little pony was my favorite toy of the year, then as I got older they pretty much slowed down with the toys and started thinking of episodes for the toy then as the age now they have episodes of my little pony which is shown on the hub and season one on Netflix. Now time to talk about this lame azz movie they're making. First off these are colorful ponies with different talents and different personalities, and I watched the preview and I sat there and had a moment of shame... Wtf were they thinking?! Are they honestly trying to confuse these kids?! THEY ARE PONIES!!!! Not freaking humans especially not COLOR coded humans!!! I have a soon to be 2 year old god sister who most likely end up watching this failed childhood show!!! And I don't want her growing up watching trash shows. I grew up to Mr.Rodgers and Teletubbies. She has to grow up to Yo gabba gabba and this crap!
Norbit (2007)
My favorite movie :)
This is my absolute favorite movie! Anyone who doesn't like this movie basically doesn't know comedy! I Laugh from the beginning to the end! I think this is Eddie Murphy's best ever! I was at least 8 or 9 when I first saw this movie and I absolutely loved it! The movie might be a little old now but it still has enough comedy to make me laugh for a lifetime! I like the part where Rasputia was looking for Norbit and she went into the Italian Restaurant and she said "where's Norbit?" And the Italian said "I don't know!" And then Rasputia said "we'll then who's been eating the turkey a$$?!" This movie might be rated PG-13 but I was 7 when I saw this and I understood everything and I laugh the whole time I never got bored and I never got tired as a matter of fact I watched it 3 times in a row and it was really late when we finished the movie the first time so you can tell the movie is amazing and this is being reviewed by a teen saying this!
The Land Before Time (1988)
The Land Where Dino's Are High!
Honestly some of you might think that this is the cutest series you ever seen but back when I was little at my school they only allowed us to watch rated G and PG movies and they owned the whole series of this. IT BORED ME TO DEATH!!! I literally I wished there was no land before time how many times we had to watch this load of crap everyday after school! The dinosaurs are really annoying and I literally wanted to die once that first CD was put into that VCR this boy at my school shouted out "KILL ME NOW!!" Out loud i front of the teachers when he found out that we were watching this piece of crap! We use to call this movie back then "the land where dinosaurs were high!"
The Problem Solverz (2011)
Cartoon Network screwed up!
Someone please tell me why in the sweet name of all people did Cartoon Network choose this show? I mean I would rather get the teletubbies on Cartoon Network than have a television show that looks like it was made by drunken unicorns, by the way this show is colored! First off I would like to talk about these characters who all look like something off do Barney and friends. First of there's Horas who is a big eyed freak who is suppose to be the leader who has a really big ego to his job, then there's the robot looking person named Roba who is annoying as all that is mighty and when he talks i feel like ripping my face to the white meat. And last but not least we come to the beauty and the beast reject named Alfe who is suppose to be the funny part of the episode but its really corny. The way this show is colored it causes seizures and most likely that will occur to someone if they watch this which is probably one reason why this show isn't on anymore, another reason is the fact this show sucks period and has no specific plot! (If you watch this.....you better have insurance!)
Jon & Kate Plus 8 (2007)
It was probably all Kate's idea
Honestly I'm about to give a opinion and a theory that I observed over the past week. I've been watching TLC all day today and that they so happened to have a Kate plus 8 marathon going on today and at the end of it they played the sextuplets turn 10 episode. After all these years of watching this show, I finally realized that Jon had nothing to do with these kids on TV. Kate probably forced Jon into signing the contract to film their life when they first started the show. Kate knew the outcome of filming her and her children, she knew 8 kids + National television = money. So there must of been a 4 or 5 year contract with TLC to keep them on their channel and to film them and like I said this must of been Kate's idea of earning some cash. So she quit her job because she knew she wouldn't need it after all the money she expects to get. I noticed how Jon is miserable in all these episodes of the show because he must of wanted better for his kids and wanted them to feel normal due to the fact that they kind of aren't Normal in general due to the fact their are 8 of them a set of twins and a sextuplet bunch. Finally Jon snapped and had enough and decided to divorce kate because she is killing these kids mentally and wants better for them so around the time Jon and Kate got divorced, was around the same time the show ended. So basically without Jon the contract was trash and they had to pull the show. So the moral of all this is Jon saw deep within Kate's mind and saved his children from the exposure that Kate was putting on them for some money. (Bravo!!! Bravo!!!)