theslyshop Reviews

Resident Evil (2022)

Let's make it and the characters Annoying! YEAH!

[1/10 · 21 July 2022]

Who greenlit this show, the script, and the characters? They need to be told to NEVER try to make a show again. Unless the objective was to alienate all existing Resident Evil fans who were hoping to be saved from some bad attempts at saving the fenchise. But nope, once again they give this. Who can sit through the wannabe toughness and the FML brattines?

The Terminal List (2022– )

Pay Attention Hollywood...This is how it's done!

[10/10 · 16 July 2022]

Finally, a movie that perfects character investment with pure adrenaline and emotional buy in. Sure it's fictional writting but at least the effort to be tacticaly accurate was made and Pratt sells it fantastically. Clancy couldn't have done it better. Sticking to the story and plot without diverting to some agenda or subliminal agenda moment is hard to come by in holly-weird, but thankfully, sometimes, a diamond in the rough shines through.

---- I knew we weren't seeing the normal fluff when I heard the following lines:

Girl - "Are you a cop?" Guy - "No" Girl - "If you're a cop you have to tell me" Guy - "I don't think that's true"

The Batman (2022)

It was great until it wasn't

[1/10 · 30 April 2022]

The first hour was interesting and the soundtrack made it captivating....then they just dragged out the darkness ....and it jumped the shark with the line, "All anyone cares about in this place are these wht privileged a-hls". Who demanded that unnecessary dribble be in the movie? Perhaps some privileged Hollywood loon. You will barely be able to finish this low light marathon and you assuredly will never revisit it again.

Music Box: Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage (2021) Season 1, Episode 1

Fiction selling a narrative.

[1/10 · 21 April 2022]

I was there for all of it. I am not a wht male. Take my word for it, this is selling a lot of one sided ideological agendas. The thousands of people me and my girlfriend were around during this event were nothing but nice, accommodating, helpful and tolerant of each other because we were all suffering together. Of course they're gravitating to what few negatives occured amongst the crowd but the only common enemy here was the venue organizers and vendors. EVERYONE was collectively on board with that frustration. By the end of it they simply had had enough of it. This video of reporter interviews and ?Moby? Makes no sense and reeks of bias.

This Joka (2022– )

Awkward

[1/10 · 29 March 2022]

Well this is irony of ironies. If this is real then it just adds fuel to his already hypocritical life and ridiculous speaches. But I'm sure there's time to re-edit before release to ensure he can spin the narrative in his favor on the "what is funny" message being delivered here. Watch out Chris, the propaganda has begun.

Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024)

Star Trek is dead

[1/10 · 20 March 2022]

This in no way, shape or form is Star Trek. They simply stole some backstory, history and general aesthetics and crapped all over it.

Me, my family, my extended family have been life long Trek fans. But this beast needs to be put down and buried. The amount of obvious personal agendas and force messaging here is nauseating and absolutely unbearable. It's a sad time to be a fan of anything and an even worse time to be proud of almost any show you grew up on. Everything Hollywood touches from our youth, they destroy.

Stay Away.....Stay Far Away from this, and any Star Trek adaptation. Your sanity, self worth and brain cells will thank you.

Saving Paradise (2021)

Great old storyline. Bad acting and bad directing.

[3/10 · 13 September 2021]

I'll make this short and to the point. The story has been done before. But like most similar stories it's supposed to be a "feel good" movie, and it was. But, many scenes were sloppy, overly staged and forced. The younger actors were not convincing and didn't act well. The older actors, except for the corporate boss, were actually pretty good. The music, my god the music....... It was horrible, repetitive and did not add anything to the story except distraction. It's basically a hallmark movie premiering on a Wednesday at 2:00 pm.

Project Power (2020)

Remember kids!

[2/10 · 28 August 2020]

Yes, It's just a movie but remember kids. Sell drugs, hate school and becoming a rapper are all heroic good guy attainable goals because it's all you've got. That's the message here. Great job Netflix.