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How Did This Get Made? (2010)
How do these clones succeed?
I don't know why shows like this are popular. They are all indistinguishable from each other. Random nerds who either never amounted to anything or have found marginal success in the movie and tv industry sit around and roast movies most people don't really care about.
MST3k and Rifftrax are the originals and still the best. It works because they're making jokes "on the fly". It also helps that they're all actually funny and talented. This one in particular is so much worse because there's a gap toothed virgin, a diversity hire, and a "pick me not like other girls".
As of this writing it appears that market is beginning to dry and wear out. Maybe they can join James Rolfe in the scrawny nerd bread line.
Prey (2022)
Angry shut ins: "DURR lady no fight DURR"
I had a feeling once the good reviews from users started coming in they'd fill their diaper and spam 1 star reviews.
I thought it was a 6 or a 7 out of 10. It felt longer than 99 minutes but the last 30-45 minutes are fast and pretty exciting. It was both different and familiar for the franchise.
Not everyone is going to like the same thing but a 1 star tantrum isn't worth anything.
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
People Really Don't Know How Opinions Work
The top review is "Don't follow the sheep on here". If a majority of the people dislike something but you like it, guess what, that's ok! It's made worse by the fact the person claims they're not a Seth McFarlane fan and then immediately gushing about his hilarious history.
I didn't like this movie. I'm not a fan of Seth McFarlane but I thought I'd give a try. It's just not for me.
So, as usual, neckbeards take themselves too seriously and feel the need to push their opinion as a fact.
The Shape of Water (2017)
Angry neckbeards write 1 star reviews once again
There's indisputably a type that always degrades these kinds of movies. You can also tell which ones actually watched it. How? They're usually the reviews in the 3-6 star range. The rest are very angry nerds who take movies way too seriously.
Honest Trailers (2012)
Another MST3k/RiffTrax clone but without the talent
Honest Trailers, How did this get made, cinema sins, all talentless retreads of the aforementioned MST and RiffTrax. The other missing element is charisma. None of these people possess any. Being snarky isn't a talent. Neither is deconstructing big budget movies under the guise of "parody". Neckbeards need an outlet and this gives it to them unfortunately.