collinsburns57 Reviews

Human Zoo (2020)

The nut itself told you that you'll go nuts!,

[2/10 · 24 June 2020]

"Nuh", you'd say, "easy as cake" you'd say, "l'll come out nutless-brained while the rest go nuts" you'd say.. Heh heh, be the nut-monster's guest then, nuthead!, the nut-monster itself is smiling, it loves nutty types like you to take on a nut time to go psychologically nuts anyway. Study of idiots falling for a dangerous deliberate scam.

Outback (2019)

Wake up call.

[7/10 · 7 June 2020]

When it comes down to travel into unforgiving regions, then find yourself stuck in that reality far away enough you can't reach civilization & you haven't fully prepared yourself for such a reality then you're an idiot. This flick shows you what reality is for idiots. Learn from this flick before embarking into a different reality. k?

True History of the Kelly Gang (2019)

Misleading film title.

[5/10 · 21 January 2020]

Have the makers of this film have any clout? Are their skull cavities being covertly invaded by memory cell-eating worms? We see far too many flaws & fictional boolshyt one after another & so on in this rout. l take it the only thing that make sense of their "true story" is that this flick is obviously about another Kelly gang in another parallel universe, where names & faces do things differently.

The Outer Wild (2018)

Dry dream-chasing

[3/10 · 29 September 2018]

Ordinary tale that end up forgettable, all the way to some of the most uninspiring or dullest finale seen in flickdom.

Time Trap (2017)

It made my boring time brighter.

[9/10 · 28 August 2018]

I came home from a rather boring long slooow time with bossy relatives, switched on the laptop, found no worthy movie to watch. So l thought l'd give this B-grade flick a go, got my feet up with a beer in hand & l amazingly watched it all the way through. I was taken aback and, for a low-budget film, I liked it. It was original and l've never seen a better B-grader than this one in ages. It gets 9 stars in the B-grade category. And, because it's memorable, l watched this movie twice some months apart already. It's going into my own classic movies "library" now.

The Domestics (2018)

Classic wham bam gang-buster woman!.

[7/10 · 2 July 2018]

Making a modern B-grade effort like this one makes it on a par up there with classics that (hopefully) warrants a sequel or sequels. With a kick-ass woman, she could be the next "Mad Max" of the female kind.

Benji (I) (2018)

Two smart dogs.

[6/10 · 13 June 2018]

This film delivers make-believe reality where emotions count instead of slapstick stuff with goofy bad guys. I particularly felt Benji when he was in the street on a rainy day looking in gloom early on in the film, and the mysticism at first, about his new equally intelligent girlfriend-to-be tramp hound of which who also surprises me along the course of the movie.

Terrifier (2016)

The ultimate king of deadly clowns.

[7/10 · 29 March 2018]

Scariest, ugliest and creepiest looking clown l've ever seen. Makes Stephen king's "It" clown or even every other horror clowns look like pussies altogether. Victims having the misfortune to get caught up with this nutcase, he'll give some of them prolonged torture-agony physically with any kind of everyday instruments until their own life-force lights are all out, others he kills near-instantly. This is not, l mean NOT for the faint of heart.

Gremlin (2017)

Never touch that antique box.

[6/10 · 26 March 2018]

If you're brave enough without being a chewed-up banana in a monkey's mouth, well, you're better off being brave as a chewed-up banana in a monkey's mouth. Either way, you're still a chewed-up banana in a monkey's mouth anyway.

Scorched Earth (2018)

Neutrally ok.

[5/10 · 7 February 2018]

Watchable, giving the plots partly similar to both Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven" and "Pale Rider" with a bit of Mad Maxish's enemy wasteland cars. Though none of the editing scene to scene were irritating throughout. The actors are average but not imposing enough with the exception of Gina's acting, she is certainly suited for more kick-ass heroine roles in movieland.

The Open House (2018)

Endis crapititis.

[1/10 · 20 January 2018]

Nice flick for the most part, but at its conclusion it leads to a rather bland and mundane feeling of nothingness or irrelevance, that this movie will be completely gone and forgotten from our heads immediately thereafter.