denis666 Reviews

Meet the Parents (2000)

Funny Movie by funny actors.

[8/10 · 16 March 2005]

Meet the Parents is a good movie.Directed by Jay Roach.And the actors for the movie are perfectly picked.Everybody fits in his own character.It is a story about the love but this love is a tough job.The main character is Greg Focker.He is a nurse in the literally meaning of the word.His girlfriend is Pam who is a teacher of little children.They are both in love.The problem is that Greg has to live in Pam's family's house.And her family is not that good.Actually her mother is very nice woman who just want to help for the happiness of her daughter.The problem is Jack.Her father.He is a man of his word.He loves his daughter and he can kill if somebody hurt her.The meeting begins good but the first mistake that Greg makes is that he says,he doesn't like cats and then a fluffy little cat goes in the hands of Jack.There are many jokes and fun.Even some intensive moments.The movie is one great big fun.Robert De Niro himself is the strict father and Ben Stiller is Greg.I give this movie 8 cause it is really a classic in the comedy genre.Enjoy.

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Another prove that Anthony Hopkins is the best British actor of all time.

[8/10 · 9 February 2005]

Silence of the Lambs is a movie about the madness and the psychic.This is its greatness.I have watched Red Dragon and Hanibal before Silence of the Lambs and i knew that it won't be better than Red Dragon but it will be much better than Hanibal and i was right.This is the oldest movie of the trilogy but it is a sequel of Red Dragon which was released in 2002.Now about Silence of the Lambs.The plot is about an FBI agent who must reveal the secret of Buffalo Bill-crazy psychopath who is doing weird things with his victims.Her name is Clarice Starling.She finds that Dr.Hanibal Lecter can help her with this case.Hanibal is played by Anthony Hopkins and he is the best thing in this movie.Really his greatest performance.The proviso is that he will tell Clarice about Bufallo Bill and his secrets,only if she tells him about her personal live.Her tragedy is that her father has died when she was young.This is about the plot.Very original idea for recreation of the life of an FBI agent fighting against pure and simple Madness.

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

The Scariest Halloween and the Best Michael Myers Ever.

[6/10 · 22 January 2005]

Yes.This was the first Halloween i watched.It was very creepy to see Michael for first time.I didn't know who is he until H20.Well i watched 5,6,7 and Resurrection and i can't find the others.Now about H20.The most important is that Laurie Strode is back.Thi is the only Halloween movie that does't take place in Haddonfield.Now the movie begins with a nurse killed by Michael and two more kids who are her neighbors are also killed.Well the movie is scary but if we talk about Body Count-it is awful.Only 6 death scenes and 3 of them are off screen.Well the 3 we sees are great but this is a Halloween.It is a slasher and we expect at least 12-13.We saw more than 15 in The Curse and now it should be more but now.This is the only bad thing about H20.A lot of good characters.As i said,a lot of scares and GREAT job by Chris Durand.He is the reason this movie to be that good.He is scary and his movements are terrific.Josh Hartnett is playing Laurie's son-John.His girlfriend Molly is played by Michelle Williams.The story is that Laurie changed her name to Kary Tate and she is teaching students.She is fall in love with one man.Will Brenan played by Adam Arkin and more characters like LL Cool J who plays the guard of the school Ronny.Lauris is scared that Michael can return for the 20th anniversary.John want to go to Usemety with his friends but she doesn't let him and much more action.I recommend this movie to all real horror fans.Great movie.I give it 6/10.

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

The Best Comic Book Adaptation Ever.

[9/10 · 21 January 2005]

Spiderman 2 is one of the greatest movie ever.Comic book movies aren't so good.Well not all but some of them wasn't really that good.Just effects.Nobody tries to do something more that an immortal character who has very strange abilities and effects.Spiderman was the first one that did this.It showed Peter Parker as a person.We don't imagine Spiderman like a character who can't be killed anymore.And now the sequel surprised me in positive way.A wonderful movie.Just great.It even entered my all time Top 20.Now Peter works as i pizza deliver for the first 10 minutes of the movie.He had to be Spiderman till delivering a pizza in the other part of the town.He saved a lot of people but of course he didn't deliver the pizza in time and he was fired.It was sad when we understood that he had a birthday.Now he live with his aunt and they have a financial problems.His problems continues.Marry Jane marries other guy.Reason is that Peter was wait for her theater show.He had to save people again and when he arrived they didn't let him.The villain is Doc.OK.My all time favorite Spiederman bad guy.He is played by Alfred Molina.This is the plot and the movie is more than great.It is a drama and action together.Spiderman 2-Toby MacGuire,Kirsten Dunst,Alfred Molina,James Franco.I gave it 9.

Man on the Moon (1999)

Jim Carrey is the best in one really great and hard film!!!!!

[10/10 · 20 January 2005]

Wll Jim is maybe my favorite actor.He is a comedian and a dramatic actor.This is very difficult but he is doing it.He plays in the best comedies but he also play in the best dramas.Man on the Moon is the perfect example of what Carrey really is.It is movie for Andy Kaufman's life.Movie about a lonely man who just can't be understand.He is a little bit crazy but he just want to be a showman.He wanna have his own TV show but at the same time he want to be a dancer and singer.He want to become the most famous celebrity of all time.A man notices him in one bar and discovers his talent.Danny De Vito as George and offers him to play in Taxi which is a big beginning for Andy but he does't think that Taxi is his place.He is also Tony Clifton but he tells the others that Clifton is his friend.Bob is the guy who helps Andy with the scripts and stuff like that.The movie contains some very strong scenes and some very sad events in the life on the poor innocent Andy.Man on the Moon-Jim Carrey,Danny De Vito,Courtney Love in the simply best movie of 1999.I gave 8 and every real movies hunter must take this one.It really shows what happens with the people who can't be understand by anyone.

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

The Perfect Horror that the New century Borned!!!!

[7/10 · 16 January 2005]

Jeepers Creepers is a movie that you may like but you may not like.Well 2000 was great year for horror movies but most of them was sequels.We needed a new beginning of a new never done before horror movie.Well,i think Jeepers Creepers is the one that we were screaming for.I don't wanna hear people who says that the horror genre is dead anymore.Here is what will you see in Jeepers Creepers.Brother and Sister are making there way back at home through a highway.Suddenly a big and strange truck horns them and they are very scared.After traveling 2-3miles more they sees the truck parked and a strange man with a costume is looking at them.But the other thing they sees is more important.They sees a bloody dead body and the man throws it through a big pipe.They are very scared and they wanna forget about everything they saw but the man with truck starts chasing them.Well you all now that it isn't a man,it is a creature but the first thoughts are that it is the typical new slasher icon but no.Well i recommend this movie to all of you horror lovers.Scary one by Victor Salva.No doubt about it.

Senseless (1998)

Not that good but if you have good mood-maybe

[5/10 · 12 January 2005]

Well i read in the TV programmer that on one Chanel i can watch a movie with Matthew Lillard.I saw Marlone Wayns and David Spade and i said to myself-"This movie will be hilarious.OK what are my impressions after watching Senseless.Black comedy with good cast which saves the whole film.First of all-Marlon Wayns.The big star from Scary Movie[2 years later].I thought that he becomes great black comedian actor in Scary Movie but he is also good enough in Senseless.Nobody can compare with Shorty but Darryl is also good character that suits Marlon.Second of all-David Spade.He appears in the big "Just Shoot Me" as Denis and he is great there.Now he is the rich guy who must take his economic test and beat Darryl.He is mean in this one but also great movie for him.Matthew Lillard.His best movie is defiantly Scream and he is also my favorite actor.He does't make much appearances in Senseless but in the scene he is,he is good.Not so hilarious as Scream,Scooby Doo and most of his other films but again the guy that the people notices.At all a good comedy in which Darryl gets super powers of his senses.If you want to watch something with Marlon and Matthew in your free time,choose this.It won't let you down.

Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

Jason's big debut in one great F13 movie!!!

[6/10 · 5 January 2005]

The movie is called Friday the 13th Part 2 and it is the big sequel of one of the best horror movies ever made.In the first movie the killer wasn't Jason as everybody thought till the end of the movie.The killer was his mother-MRS.Voorhees.He does great as the psycho mom of the strange boy who drowned 11years old.He appears at the end of the movie and this leads us to a sequel.Interesting fact is that Sean Cunningham never thought about a movie with Jason.But Part 2 proves that he was wrong.The movie is great and i personally think that it is a little bit better than the first which is a great record for a horror movie.The greatness about this movie is the fact that it has the same formula like the first one.Dark movie with a killer who kills kids but this time Jason appears for first time but he does't wear a hockey mask,he wears a sack on his head.This is not a problem and besides we sees his whole body at the end of the movie.He is just a shadow for us until he chases the main character.Gore,suspense,funny characters.Great horror film for everyone.

Friday the 13th (1980)

It all Begin.Ki-Ki-Ka-Ka

[7/10 · 3 January 2005]

I am one of the biggest fans of F13 series.I watched all of them.Some people says that Friday is a rip off of Halloween and it is stupid at all.These people must know that this movie has nothing to do with Halloween.This is just the perfect beginning of the series that i want to continue forever.Some people says that Fridays don't have plot.I don't think so.Well,yes some of them are dumb but the first one rocks.It is about teens who are getting killed by a killer.There is a legend about a boy who drowned 11years old and 2 years later 2 counselors are killed.Now in the present the killer is back and the teens are in big danger.I know that it wasn't necessary to write the plot because everyone who read this knows everything and besides the movie is 25years old but it is still a classic.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

The funniest movie i have ever seen-Jim Carrey

[7/10 · 31 December 2004]

Jim Carrey is my favorite comedy actor and i love almost all of his movies.This is Ace Ventura.WOW.Very funny movie.VERY VERY FUNNY.You will ask why do i like this movie so much.And also you will ask why do i think that this movie is that funny.First i will tell you the story of Ace Ventura.Jim Carrey is the eccentric detective Ace Ventura.The opening scene is very funny.Ace has to make a delivery to one man.This delivery is in box and Ace crashes this box almost everywhere.He reaches the place and the man comes out takes the box and his dog comes to see Ace.Ace catches the dog and hides it in his shirt and lets a false dog.He starts running and gets in the car and escapes from the tricked angry man.And about the story.A dolphin was stolen and the pet detective is called to solve this case.Watch the movie and you will laugh all the time.Really one of the funniest movies ever been made.

Johnny English (2003)

Rowan Atkinson Returns

[5/10 · 29 December 2004]

Atkinson is here again.He didn't make much movies for 2 years.Now he returns to bring some laugh in the viewer.Now he is playing Jhonny English a British detective.Agent One dies in a mission and the other agents can't help in the mission.So they choose English to catch a criminal who is planning a big hit.Something with the queen.A sexy agent meets English at a party when a important tool is going to be stolen.The mystery begins with very fun scenes with Jhonny English.This movie is good because it reminds to some of MR.Bean's best episodes.Good comedy by one of my favorite comedy actors.Also the jokes and laughs are very original.The movie is also a little bit action.If you looking for a comedy and for Rowan Atkinson then this is defiantly for you.

Men in Black II (2002)

Aliens,Bugs and Will Smith-great stuff

[6/10 · 28 December 2004]

I watched both of the movies and i hope that they are going to do another one.What i love in this movie is the humor.Really funny movie.I think it is better than the first one.Now about the movie.The earth is in danger because a alien with skin of human is looking for the light of Zartha.The Light of Zarta is a item that has the power to destroy the world.Will Smith has a new partner but he is very dumb and he does't feel like a different human.Agent Jay neutralize him and now he does't have a partner.The need of Agent Kay becomes bigger because he is the only one who knows about the light of Zartha.This is a part of the plot.The movie is also funnier than the first one.There is a talking dog a talking stupid worms and more adventures in this great sci-fi comedy movie.

It (1990)

The scariest movie i have ever seen

[7/10 · 27 December 2004]

I saw it first when i was 7 year old and i coud't sleep several nights and almost every single night i dreamed this movie.From there till now i hate clowns.This movie was one of the first Horror movies that i watched.At this age i coud't imagine that clown can kill kids.Now for the movie.IT is a movie based on the book of Stephen King.The story follows a grown up people who remembers about their "adventures" with a clown named Pennywise".He kill kids.The movie begins with a little girl driving her bike and gets back home.She sees a normal clown and she smiles but you know what happened.Then i group of kids understands about IT.But after they kill It in one cellar they all split.After years IT kills one of them and they have to team up against the monster again.Really scary movie.Every horror fan must watch this movie.

Hellraiser: Inferno (2000 Video)

One of the best in the series

[7/10 · 24 December 2004]

When i heard about Hellraiser i thought that this is nothing special.At this days i watched only slasher horror movies.One day i went a video store and rent Hellraiser:Inferno.I didn't expect to see something interesting but i needed to watch a movie.After the end of the movie i told to myself-stupid movie.Then i watched all the other Hellraisers and all of them was a real adventure for me.Gore suspense,demons,CENOBITES.The series are a legend.I said to me what's better.Hellraiser:Inferno or Hellraiser:Hellseeker.They was at the bottom of my list from best to worst.I decided to watch both of them to decide what is better.I started with Inferno.It was like a new movie to me.I liked everything.I understood that this movie is not only a horror flick but a movie for the drama of a man who meets his own hell.First of all the cenobites are even better than the cenobites from the past films.Second-the hell that Josh meets is great.Everything he is afraid of is like a movie he has to watch.Hellseeker is worse but i understood this very late.I like Inferno even more than 3 and 4.My favorite is Hellbound and the original but on third place i put Inferno.Different from the others but perfect movie.If you imagine for one minute that this is not a Hellraiser movie you'll love it.It has gore well not so much like the first and the second but still great.I recommends this movie to all horror movies fans.This series are the best horror movies without killers.It shows the place that everybody is wondering how does it look like-THE HELL.DEMONS RULES.

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

Better than the first

[7/10 · 24 December 2004]

i like both movies but this one is better.First of all don't need to have Vin Diesel to make a good movie.I like the appearance of Tyrese who plays Roman Pearce-an old friend of Brian.I won't tell you the whole plot bu i'll tell you that there are more action more cars more speeds and great appearance by Eva Mendes.But if you going to watch the second start with the first.Most of the people like the first because Vin Diesel is playing the good bad guy and when Vin Diesel plays in a movie everybody loves this movie.I am a big fan of Vin Diesel but the fact that he don't play in the second one dosn't mean that the movie is stupid.So don't look at the cast.And what about Eva Mendes.She is great in this one.Michelle Rodriquez was good too but i am talking about the second movie.If you like the speed watch this movie.