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matthew-antonello
Reviews
The Witcher: Blood Origin (2022)
i went i knowing it was the witcher in name only and it was worse than expected.
I went in knowing it wasnt a prequel but a totally different lore.
It was written directed and produced by teenagers.
It is literally B grade garbage.
Constant out of place profanity, classless, uninteresting characters, clumsy and boring writing.
Michele yeo was good but the rest of the acting was trash teir and thier accents were all different and seemed random which took away from the tribal nature of the original lore.
Everyone is meant to be elvish but almost none of the characters seem elvish at all. Again Michele yeo's character was better than others but they were just humans with pointy ears.
Extremely bad, gave it two episodes and was so bored i couldn't hack any more.
High Life (2018)
Totally needles baby nudity
I know its different when the nudity is a baby but the first bit of this movie has a closeup of a baby's bits and Paterson touching them.
Again i know its different when its a baby but it served absolutely zero story or cinematographic value for the movie and the way it was done i found really creepy.
Eden (2014)
Imagine if teenage high school jocks made lord of the flies
The script writer must have actually been a teenager it was that bad. Nothing made sense, there was no survival elements to the story just Macho idiotic drama.
Lots of hot shirtless people tho so.
Lady and the Tramp (2019)
Long, boring and transparently PC...
The movie was long and boring and the cgi dated to the point where claymation would have been just as good.
The transparent attempt to jam as many black people as possible into the cast is actually kind-of insulting....
It's not really diversity when it's so badly forced.
The Tax Collector (2020)
So very, very bad. you have seen this movie before 100 times...
Ridiculous matrix style slow mo not appropriate to the movie.
Dissapointing cookie cutter plotline that you have seen 100 times.
most of the time was spent making the main actor look cool for being a cartel badarse and the bits that actually mattered were rushed.
I kinda feel like a grandma saying this but it frankly kinda glorifies the evils of the cartels who actually send people to hell .... a movie about them deserves more respect paid to how bad they really are but instead now kids are gonna think its cool....
the only good part of this movie is i hate shia lebouf and enjoy seeing him die
Joker (2019)
not just good but important.
Nothing to do with the DC universe or even the joker. this movie is an insight into the mind of those so far down the social hierarchy that flipping the board is more rational than continuing to play.
This is why mass shooters happen and watching it makes you understand something most struggle to under normal circumstances.
when people say art has actual power its pieces like this that they are talking about
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
This is just a Star Trek re-do of Days of our lives......
This show is non stop interpersonal relationships made sickening by the over dramatization.
Acting is great, story is fine, aesthetically its amazing but its actually just a soap opera with lasers not Star Trek