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Rape of the Soul (2006)
A complete joke
I just noticed that each of the reviewers of this film (mostly 10/10 stars, one 9/10 stars) have joined IMDb at 2007, and have not rated any other films than this one. The only reviewer who has rated other films than this is the guy who gave it 1/10 stars... From the user comments you can hear that the director's "company also spent thousands of dollars buying out most of the seats to the weekend prime time shows so the movie appeared to make money." I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote all of these reviews himself.
The film itself is interesting look into the paranoia and craziness of Michael A. Calace, nothing more. It's way too long to be interesting just for this case and visually it's very boring. It starts to repeat itself till the end after about 20 minutes, when it gets into the completely bonkers analysis of Christian paintings where Calace finds phallic symbols and demons and what ever from every single detail with not a single plausible evidence for anything that he says. Some of the stuff the experts say might be plausible, but I didn't really care that far.
Afro Samurai: Resurrection (2009)
Stupid and plot less blacksploitation anime for young teens
Samuel L. Jackson's adventures as a boring guy with a big afro, hip-hop music by RZA and a funny stereotypical-black-guy-sidekick and other completely shallow characters in a completely plot less and stupid anime movie, that is probably the worst of the kind that I have had the misfortune to sit through.
Now probably this would have been at least a bit better if I had seen the show and I don't intend to, thanks to this. I know that the series is supposed to be a lot better than this. Now this had nothing interesting, expect for the great and smooth animation and some nice fighting scenes.
Propably good for 14-year-olds.
Versus (2000)
Boring
¨Many people seem to think that this is a good film if you don't expect a good plot or anything else but brainless action. I didn't, it still sucked.
First of all even in an action film, you need even somewhat interesting characters. The only slightly interesting guy here was the weird dude in the green shirt and that's only because he was silly. Pretty much nothing is told about the characters, so who cares about any of them. That's the worst thing about this movie, it doesn't get interesting at any point.
There was way too little violence, considering that some of the main keywords for this in IMDb are "extreme violence" and "extreme gore". The blood looked like cranberry juice in most of the shots and it doesn't help that this was meant to be campy.
Well at least the action was pretty good, but that's not enough to keep your attention for the whole 2 hours. 90 minutes would already have been a bit too much, but 2 hours c'mon! Action was very anime stylish and has the same problems too; there is too much filler. Shooting zombies in a one scene gets boring after five minutes when there's nothing else to it, so just move on please. Don't bother with this, it's a really boring movie. And I didn't even mind about the ridiculous non-existent plot.