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Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Awful...
This was a terrible movie. Though it had some really good special effects (as well as some mediocre ones), the plot was predictable and the acting was awful (or at least badly directed). The blue lipstick on the henchman was sooooooo bad, I almost can't believe they did it - it made the villain more funny and pathetic than frightening. Kinda like Dr. Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror, except super gay and funny WITHOUT intending to be. The scene where whichever Wayans dies is intended to be dramatic, but is really more amusing because of the atrocious acting. Though I am not a huge D&D fan, I have played and enjoyed it, and still found the movie to be ridiculous. Sad to see Jeremy Irons in this movie - he's much better than this. To be honest, I'd rather watch the 80s cartoon - not only is there more sentimental value, but it's somewhat more realistic...
Gangland (2001)
WORST MOVIE EVER?
Wow, this was so bad, it was actually kinda funny. Horrible dialog, silly story, bad acting (or directing - I have seen several of the actors in this movie give much better performances), bad fight choreography, bad sound, bad sets & costuming. Plenty of gratuitous nudity, which is probably why the other reviewer liked it so well. So, if you're into that sort of thing, or are just feel like laughing at it, catch this one on cable.