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ksmithmtu
IMDb member since December 2003
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Top of the Food Chain (1999)
One of the worst movies I've seen in quite some time
24 October 2004 - 6 out of 16 users found this review helpful.
Maybe it's because I am not Canadian, drunk, under age 7, or under the influence of some mind altering drug, but this movie was just terrible. I'll give credit where credit is due and this did make me laugh a few times, but after finishing it; all I can say is terrible. My head hurts right now cause this made no sense, the plot was just pathetic, it was directed in a painfully bad manor, and the actors gave some of the worst performances that I've ever seen (I assume under the terrible direction of John Paizs). As each minute went on, I had more and more questions and my head started to ache. The only decent part of this movie was the ending, and that was simply because I'd never need to watch any part of this ever again.
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