smccallum42 Reviews

The Whale (2022)

My 600 pound life...

[2/10 · 15 March 2023]

This movie was just awful. They took an unoriginal and uninspiring episode of My 600 Pound Life and stretched it out for 2 hours. I half expected Dr. Now to walk in saying "This is your last chance." If Charlie wanted to make sure Ellie was going to be okay, why didn't he just go to the hospital and get well? He was being selfish by giving up and letting himself die. Him being in Ellie's life would have done so much more than money. Speaking of Ellie, could they make a more unlikeable character? She had no redeeming qualities whatsoever and will just waste the money on drugs and ruining her life further. In summary, the Whale blows!!!

In with the Old: In the Heart of Greenville (2022) Season 2, Episode 3

No taste

[1/10 · 15 January 2023]

The main person, Kym, who I'm sure is a very nice lady, unfortunately has, in my opinion, absolutely no taste in remodelling houses. She took a wonderful old house and turned it into a nightmare. She said she loves the "scars" old houses have, and then proceeds to erase all of the character that made the house what it was. Better to have let the town do what they wanted and tear down the old house and build two new houses in its place, than keep the monstrosity Kym and company left in their wake. I sincerely hope that whoever buys the property afterwards will turn it back into the beautiful home it used to be, but alas, the damage is already done...

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Why???

[2/10 · 30 May 2022]

Why does Disney have to ruin all of the legacy Star Wars characters whilst simultaneously shove "the message" down our collective throats? Reva is probably the worst part of the show, followed closely by the insufferable Leia. I've seen fan fiction on YouTube that is far and away better than this slop.

Eternals (2021)

Boring...

[4/10 · 27 February 2022]

I just watched this sluggish cinematic débâcle on Disney+. I'm just glad I didn't waste any money on it at a theatre. I'd rather watch paint dry than this movie again.

Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021)

Poor imitation

[1/10 · 18 October 2021]

The writers obviously copied several SNL actor's movies from the past. Their attempt to make even a passable movie failed miserably. I am only writing this sentence to get to the 150 character minimum.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021)

Season 8 ruined the whole show

[3/10 · 19 August 2021]

I used to think this show was great but Season 8 ruined the show in its entirety. I guess that's why I have no other recourse but to watch reruns of older shows, the new (woke) ones suck and are too political.

Bliss (I) (2021)

Makes no sense

[2/10 · 28 February 2021]

This movie is confusing and makes no sense. Maybe it would have been better if I was drunk...or high.

My 600-lb Life: Gina's Story (2020) Season 8, Episode 5

Everything in about Gina is typical New Jersey

[1/10 · 30 January 2021]

New Jersey, ugh. Gina's a baby. Beth deserves better.

Mulan (2020)

Milan, you stink!

[1/10 · 12 December 2020]

This was a horrible movie. It's sad when a cartoon has more depth than real people in a live action movie. Disney, you have brought dishonour on yourself and all that were involved.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Dangerous Debt (2020) Season 7, Episode 7

Sucked

[2/10 · 10 June 2020]

If I wanted to see two sisters arguing, I would go back home...Disney just makes everything worse.

Out of Africa (1985)

Streep has marbles in her mouth

[3/10 · 18 April 2020]

The scenery, beautiful. The music, haunting. The owl, adorable. Redford, amazing as always. Streep...WTH!?! I've heard a better accent in Breakfast At Tiffany's than what Meryl assaults my ears with. Oscar nomination rescinded! I mean, just the worst...

Aladdin (2019)

Embarrassing

[4/10 · 10 January 2020]

They were competing against a cartoon, and for all the money that they spent on this movie, lost so tragically. It's so so bad.

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

Horrible

[2/10 · 4 January 2020]

These incoherent, ridiculous pieces of crap, the last three Star Wars movies (7,8,9), make you appreciate the prequels (1,2,3). At least the prequels had a decent story and character development.

Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party (2016)

Enlightening

[10/10 · 6 November 2019]

You can't argue with facts. I guess you can, but you would be an idiot.

The Goode Family (2009)

So ridiculous, it's amazing.

[9/10 · 19 August 2019]

Mike Judge is a genius. No wonder the show wasn't renewed. It shows how stupid people are with their leftist ideology.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Boring and predictable

[3/10 · 30 May 2019]

What a horrible way to end. A waste of 11 years. So sad.

The Upside (2017)

Just stop.

[1/10 · 8 January 2019]

Stop making horribly crappy remakes of other movies. Have an original idea once in a while.

Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle (2018)

Horrible

[1/10 · 31 December 2018]

Just horrible. I'm embarrassed for everyone involved. Andy Serkis ruins any character he ever played. He should not be allowed near any movie ever again.