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Reviews
The Chris Gethard Show (2015)
Nooooooooooooooooo
This is one of theeeee worst shows ever. It is a waste of a time slot on truTV. I gave it a chance. I watched a few epsiodes, and then started to immediately change the channel when it is on. I can not believe it was renewed for a second season. FFS truTV.... there are MUCH better RERUNS to air.
Some of the characters are maybe funny on their own, I do like Shannon. They luckily have a good guest on here and there, and that guest is usually the only redeeming quality or glimmer of hope for a watchable epslisode. Chris is horrible... not funny, and has an air of anxious awkwardness and desperation that makes him hard to watch.
Lake Noir (2013)
wow
I like indie flicks.
This is, without a doubt, the most awful movie I have ever experienced.
HOLY HELL. I am compelled to mail the actors, writers, and production crew and plead for the hour back of my life.
WOW.
The girls are pretty,and show boobs....mostly sub par boobs....but boobs nonetheless.
The acting was atrocious. Calling it acting is an insult to actors. YES i know it is low budget.
NO, that does not excuse it.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. Public advisory.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Watchable.. Not impressive.
I, naively, had higher expectations for this film. It had very solid reviews, one I specifically remember stating from the cast: "the horror film to end all horror films". Absolutely false. This film can be summed up as Hunger Games meets a zombie movie meets any cliché teen horror film ever made. It maintains a humor aspect, which I not only despise in this genre, but also regard as a tell tale sign that what I'm watching is not a legitimate horror film. Though this film was sub-par compared to what I was hoping for, I will however say that it is (though completely comprised of a million ideas already previously used) worth a watch. It may be a compilation of other screenplays, but as a whole, it is "different" than the normal teen horror film trash that today's market is, sadly, flooded with. Just remember though, that in the end... It falls into the same category (fake-horror-cliché- throwaway-trash).