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The Black Phone (2021)
SO glad I did not listen to negative reviews!
I nearly did not see this film after reading through the reviews here, but thankfully I saw it after a friend talked about how good it was. I felt nearly every emotion while watching, and it captured all of these different moods extremely well. The suspenseful parts had my heart racing, the horror didn't rely on jumpscares (the few that there were were done very well), the slight comedic reliefs weren't cringey, the anger watching the abusive father, the emotional parts with the sister, the desperation of the situations; I see so many films failing at trying to incorporate different elements but this pulled it all off. I honestly cannot think of any fault with this and am left wondering if we watched the same thing after seeing some of these reviews. Horror is subjective, the things that get to you might not affect others the same way. Go experience it for yourself!
Bad Trip (2021)
Degenerate Humor
My girlfriend suggested we watch this after watching Bad Grandpa together recently and finding it hilarious. I suffered through almost the entire thing before she actually said "this is a waste of time" and turned it off. Take YouTube trash humor such as pulling a fake gun on strangers and mix it with the most endless vulgarity you can possibly imagine (I'm the furthest from a prude so that's saying something) and you have this movie.
Never Open the Door (2014)
Everything wrong with modern horror
I have never written a review before but felt the need to after watching this. How this movie has so many up-votes is absolutely beyond me. My mind is blank trying to think of worse acting and dialogue than this. Please, for your own sake, watch something else. After four out of seven characters are dead, three are still debating whether to stay in the house all night or not and go back to dinner. LOL. The only reason to watch this is if you enjoy cheap horror flicks for the laugh and entertainment, because that is all you will get with this one. There are many good films made with little to no budget, but that should not be an excuse for creating garbage. I am just trying to fill up ten lines to post this thing now. Maybe the actors asked everyone they see to up-vote this movie they are in and that's the reason it's big, that is the only explanation.