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Area 51 (2015)
3 words, Stupidest Movie Ever
I don't know what I just watched, I don't know how they even managed to categorize this movie, SMH. It is nothing of a horror, No thrill Anywhere, and Sci-Fi Only because it had to do with aliens/more just talk about aliens, but other then that, Nothing! Total waste of my time, Thank goodness I didn't pay a thing to watch it but I would like my hour and a half of my life back. There is No explanation to Anything that "happens" in it's entire story-line. I honestly don't know How they managed to spend Five Hundred Thousand Dollars on this, other then paying a Sh*t ton to the one guy who plays himself, and for no reason as he sucked and wasn't in it long. How can anyone even justify spending that kind of money on the most Boring film Ever! Go feed poor people with that movie, not make crap. And whoever thinks my review "sucks", you obviously don't know a good or bad movie when you see one.
Stonehearst Asylum (2014)
Okay Movie but confused with it's rating description?!?
I found it to be an okay movie, fairly good plot line, it was new and unique in my opinion. The acting was well done and it had a good cast, But I was mainly confused about it's description of what kind of movie it is. I expected a Thriller, but when 45 minutes rolled by and there had been no "Thrill" or any kind of Thrill like situation happen, I paused to re-read it's descriptions. The plot line explains something that gives you a TOTAL different outlook on what the movie is about. Also I think this was rated wrongly, it seemed to be more of a Romantic Drama then any kind of Thriller. I guess it could be called suspense if your a little "slow", say sorry. But hence my 5 rating, wrongly explained, wrongly rated, but still fair enough in story line, acting etc. to get a 5 from me.
Monsters (2010)
Booooooorrrrrrrring
Only really one good part during their FULL LENGTH TREK by Walking, Truck (nothing happens other then some boring chat), Flat deck boat (again, nothing happens), Then Truck again (NOTHING HAPPENS), Then a BOAT AGAIN! (You do get to see a SMALL portion of the creature in the water and some flashing and THAT'S IT!), Then some more Walking til they camp (luckily you get a bit of information on the Creatures in this part, but not much at all, more just mating ritual information, Basically it's an opposite mating ritual to frogs!), then all of a sudden vehicles show up out of no where (just in the nick of time of course) to run from creatures that come outta no where too (This is where the "good" part happens, Some small destruction, some dead people, small views of a creature. Then they ruin it by sapping it up over dead people after they wake in the morning), just to start WALKING AGAIN! (Why they couldn't use the vehicle they had that was COMPLETELY Untouched!) and AGAIN, nothing happens. They Finally make it to the US Border Wall to find the area has been evacuated and the area destroyed, But AGAIN, No Creatures, No Dead People, NOTHING! When they finally find a Gas Station that just happens to have power in the middle of uck-*uck and make a phone call to ask for rescue, then a bunch of sappy crap again, and in the final scenes you Finally get to REALLY see these Creatures, And all that happens is they flash and mate then walk away from each other. There is a small VERY GRAINY part in the beginning with a creature, but you BARELY get much out of it. Granted it say's Thriller, but I sure didn't get any Thrills from watching it, Sci-Fi... well ya, but only cause they are supposed to be extraterrestrials, but they look more like gigantic land Octopus' and Squids to me, and lastly Drama, I think that's really the only one that sums this movie up, Drama/Romance in my opinion. Definitely not what I was looking for and expected better and much more, EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED that I wasted and hour and a half of my life on this (Then again I was stupid enough to waste my time on writing a review on this piece of crap!).