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Open Water 3: Cage Dive (2017)
mentally challenged open water
Every scene makes me wants to die. they do nothing to stop themselves from being killed by sharks. shark week was better and thats trash.
The Nanny (2018)
Wait what?
Just finished watching the nanny and omg at 1st as soon as i saw xander from buffy i was like "ok" but then as the Goosebumps cinematography and the post 3d effects started showing up i because suspicious that this might not be a good movie. There are alot of plot holes and weird plot devices that somtimes seem uneccecary at times. Such as the "fairy" says lots of child fairys end up in orphanages wich made me confused because did the mother choose to live in poverty and have 2 orphaned children on purpose? Because they didnt reference her having a husband previously just that she was single and looking. She goes from wanting a nanny for 3 days tops to having one move in not because te kids like her but because the "fairy" pressures her. Another time was when she invites the guy from the bar to her house where he asks to pee and instead he goes to knock on the daughters door without the "fairy" scening him or knowing wich child is unsure about the "fairy" just lucky guess. I can meantion more but there are so many moments of "wait what" that ur head will swim with the sheer amounts of time it will happen. This movie is listed as sci-fi horror and ive heard it referenced as horror fantasy but i havent laughed so much scince i watched the movie the room. Fun to watch with friend but this is carreer ending for all involved indeed.
Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)
I didnt watch this I endured it.
This movie was painful to watch. I have been marathoning the tremors movies this week and im so confused how it got this bad. This actually hurt to watch. It almost feels like everyone is reading from a teleprompter because they speak so stifled and odd and almost every sentance is packed with movie quotes from better movies.
Oh and on a side note just after the scene where he puts on "burts" gear pause when it shows his nose to see his enormous blackheads all over his nose. Make me laugh so hard.
Dont watch this movie or watch and get ready for the cringe of a lifetime.