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Legends of the Fall (1994)
Beautiful sceneries - ludicrous storyline
If not for the beautiful sceneries, I would have given 1. Although the movie itself starts quite promising, it declines quite soon and becomes tedious and silly. And when Hopkins started putting on his funny face, I did burst into laughter, much to the annoyance of my closest neighbours in the movie theater, but I really couldn't help myself :) This movie takes itself way too serious and the storyline becomes more and more ludicrous towards the ending. At least for me, it was a huge disappointment. There are far better epic movies out there than this one. Nice sceneries and a poor storyline is not necessarily a recipe for a good movie, alas.
Fascination (2004)
Bad - Worse - Worst
Hmm, I've seen some bad movies, but this one comes very close to the top. Normally I don't do much reviews, but seeing so many 10/10 score's (surely bribed/hired peeps) I feel I must put in some counterweight and protect other people from an awful movie experience. Some movies are just bad but without pretense, but this one is full of it. The only sad thing is that Jacqueline Bisset had a momentary lapse of reason when she signed on for this one. Please avoid this movie at all cost. Go rent 'The blue Lagoon' or something if you want to see beautiful loosely clothed people in a tropic setting, and better turn to 'Sherlock Holmes' for a good murder story :)