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Feeders (1996)
Feeders: A Rare Cinematic Treasure
Lo and behold fair film viewers, just when you thought low-budget films couldn't get any more low budget, a little gem named "Feeders" happens along just in time. To be perfectly fair, the budget could not have been any more than $100 maximum, and the alien puppet visuals are so absurd they make for a laugh-out-loud riot fest of epic cinematic proportions. This is one of those movies you see at a local renting chain and feel the urge to rent it to see if it really is as bad as that reviewer told you it was. Believe me, this film really is terrible in every sense of the word. I hope for the love of God that the entire cast and crew was stoned each day while making it, otherwise it would've been a tedious experience for the hapless actors working on this celluloid waste (wait--VHS tape waste). There are a couple of rubber aliens who go mincing around the park area in the film, and they kill many things in the way, and they also attack two bozos on a road trip to the west. That is, I regret to inform, the extent of the plot for the cinematic travesty that is "Feeders". But please, if you insist on seeing this film, do so in the privacy of your own home where no one can see you watching this and blackmail you for it.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Unforgettable
I just saw this film about a week ago, and I have to say, I was very moved. It is truly excellent. It is spoken in Aramaic throughout, a nice touch, and the casting was beautiful. The sets, the costumes, all very nice. Mel Gibson has directed another great film. The violence is heavy, and I wouldn't recommend anyone under the age of 13 seeing this. Well, you really just have to know your kids. All in all, a very good movie. I don't think it is in time for the awards, but it might be around. It is an excellent movie. The film starts with him in the garden, but has numerous flashbacks to other past events. It is a very good epic. Sometimes very hard to watch. The whipping scene may be unsettling to some viewers.
10/10