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The House That Screamed (2000)
Really, really stupid
This has got to be one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen, right up with Troll 2. Still, it's fun to watch with some friends. Some notable elements of stupidity include:
-utterly pointless nudity (what was the point of the shower scene or the woman in red underwear?)
-the goofy flashbacks Marty has. Notice how his wife burnt down the house (which had no walls inside evidently) with a burnt out cigarette, and that his son died in the fire without any burns or even getting dirty
-the Grim Reaper playing with the doorbell
-the "ghostly circle" not extending to cover a the actor's arm
-drowning the plastic doll to kill the ghost inside
-Marty's "famous" novels: Feeders 1-3. The same guys who did this made Feeders 1&2, and they were really awful.
-the ridiculously low-budget makeup. The blind guy looked like he had fruit roll-ups over his eyes, and the blood hitting the window looked suspiciously like a tomato being thrown too late after the gunshot
I could go on & on on how stupid this movie is. Only see this to make fun of it.