HotNoob Reviews

Reborn Rich (2022)

Extremely Relateable

[10/10 · 30 December 2022]

Yes, i said it, this tv series is extremely relatable. If you've ever worked with rich people while being stuck in the dog position of life; this is spot on. You do what you gotta do. Having been in a position similar but not nearly as grusome or crime ridden, i found myself relating to the main character.

Simultanously, while having some experience with, being apart of a filthy rich family, but being apart of the poor side of the family, i can also relate, again not as dramatic.

Morality is constantly tested throughout the series, as you follow a poor man who becomes rich; just as if you were tobecome rich, so would you face these similar moral decisions.

Some times, it is just better to choose to be poor or content.

A story as old as time, with many twists.

You do need to have an attention span of longer than 7 seconds; if that is something that you struggle with, or if you have never worked a day in your life, if you have never struggled in life, than i can't recommend that you will enjoy this show.

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

I've been converted... :S

[10/10 · 30 December 2018]

Absolutely mind blowing.

Everything that went through my mind while experiencing this. Questioning my own existence, the paranoia, the concepts.

I know i have a huge ego, but i have to say this. I think i might no longer be atheist/agnostic.

Just comparing this to my own life, combined with everything i know about various religions.

What if this existence is actually hell.

Blunt Talk (2015–2016)

Hilarious

[5/10 · 24 August 2015]

Absolutely hilarious; at some parts it is like i'm watching American dad in real life. ie, the cocaine ;)

yeah.. i think that pretty much sums it up. a live action of directer bullock running around with his own TV show.

maybe a little bit too much drugs; sort of feel like its one big messed up trip :P

as a side note, it's nice to see some familiar faces :) data just randomly in there.

are we sure this isn't just captain picard day dreaming / in a holo suite? :P where's jordy? well at least there's no wesley crusher :)

Marco Polo (2014–2016)

Horrid

[3/10 · 13 December 2014]

The main character is a huge pussy, so much so that you really just want him to die, or kill himself. He has no likable qualities what so ever, and to make everything worse, he is a completely ignorant mangina.

There is nothing special about the character, other than his name, and extreme pussy attitude. Yet were supposed to believe that in 1200s, the ruler of Mongolia entrusted the fates of thousands of people's lives onto this loser?

There is just so much that is wrong with this "TV" show, don't even get me started about how half of the show is a bunch of naked chicks walking around.

It's also almost as if it's a rip off of game of thrones, except surrounding some loser so absolutely stupid that he should of been dead well before the start of the show - are we really supposed to believe that he survived crossing a desert? LOL.

Sword Art Online (2012– )

BAD. End of Story

[2/10 · 11 November 2014]

What made Sword Art Online Amazing, and absolutely AWESOME! Is now gone.

Sword Art Online II, is complete junk. All of the thrills are gone, romance completely non existent, and the characters are now all COMPLETELY FLAT! Not an ounce of character development, unless you consider overcoming a stupid phobia as being "development."

The realism and anything that made you able to connect to the series has completely disappeared.

Like, COME ON! Kirito just randomly starts living in a VR? After having such a HORRIFIC EXPERIENCE? And then, later on, that HORRIFIC EXPERIENCE was more a Joy Ride? Never mind the hundreds of people that died.

Oh, and did I mention that kirito just lost everything that made him remotely special? No special skills, and loss of all rational thought.

All realism died instantly, and the experiences from SOA 1 turned to ash.

SOA II, just turned into .hack/sign... and complete piece of steaming cow dung.

Divergent (2014)

Decent, But Hollywood killed another movie.

[8/10 · 21 March 2014]

First of all, the movie is completely different that of hunger games... Plus, HUNGER GAMES SUCKS.

Next, The overall story is OK; been done many times before and those times usually sucked as well... BUT! The action and extreme insanity kept me to my seat, along side of the Mystery... which kept getting answered and replaced with a new one all through out the movie.

BUT! Then mid way through the movie, when the Hollywood portion usually enters to ruin a well setup plot and movie... INSTANT SLUT MOMENT! w00t! Ohh, mr. u saved me! Let's now SKIP all of the relationship build up and skip right on to the SEX! OH WAIT! that would be too clesheey... I KNOW! i'm just going to sleep with you instead! And then ruin the movie by forcing in my lovey dubby fake relationship into the scenes through out the movie.

Oh yeah, and i forgot to mention how the movie completely sucked after that "Sex" scene... as, Hollywood kicked in a ruined the movie.

but yeah, Hollywood knows the tards of today, targeting those of lesser intelligence... whom wouldn't know a good plot if it killed them. So, you probably shouldn't trust my review.

Nexus: The Jupiter Incident (2004 Video Game)

The game that should of been at the top!

[10/10 · 20 February 2014]

Back in 2004, like a lot of games back then, this one was and still is an AMAZING video game. Not only did have a completely unique style of game play, which i have never ran into anything close to it. But the PLOT!

The plot of the game is just ABSOLUTELY Mind Blowing! There are twists, turns, and by the end of it! The story just makes you want to take a dump in your pants, because it was just THAT GOOD!

First time around through this game, i just sat there in awe as the game ended. It was mind blowing! It had been as if i had just read a book by Isaac Asimov. It'll just leave you in complete amazement as to why you had never encountered such a good game upto this point into your life. That was 10 YEARS AGO! And you STILL won't find a game out there that has a story as mind blowing as this.

Like many 04/05 video games, it should have been a hit, but never did as everyone was busy playing halo.

Advent Rising (2005 Video Game)

Amazing!

[10/10 · 20 February 2014]

Amazing game with an amazing gameplay, and an EVEN BETTER PLOT! From start to end, it'll have you on the edge of your seat, completely engrossed in the plot, all the way until the end... where you find yourself screaming... NOOOOOOOooooo0o0o0o0!!!!! I WANT MOARRRRRR!! :(

This video game is like The serenity of movies; took for ever for it to get recognized, and hopefully will get a sequel!

This game came out just after halo 2 did, but it's graphics and gameplay, even control systems rival the video games of 2014.

I had the honor of playing the game when it first came out, and the experience was absolutely mind blowing! It's the game that turned me from a casual gamer, into a hardcore gamer! Constantly looking for something to be REMOTELY as good.

Please! We must know how the story ends! Can we get a sequel? :S

Level Up (2012–2013)

cheesy and poorly written

[6/10 · 1 February 2012]

so far, the episodes of have been very cheesy and poorly written, hence it's a kid's show.

there is some originality, but when phrases like, "resistance is futile" start showing up in non-Star Trek TV series, it just ruins it. admittedly that's from the pilot episode, which is a movie *i think*. the other episodes seem to be much more entertaining.

thankfully the acting is not as bad as expected, but it is still pretty horrible. despite the cheesy moments, it is still somewhat enjoy able. although i'm not a fan of the #1 main character... his fake hacking is just GAH!

so far Jessie Usher's character is my favourite xD gotta love the ponies :)

it's definitely not going to be one of my, "oh my gawd, i can't wait for the next episodes...," but i'll definitely add it onto my list of TV shows to follow.

Star Trek (2009)

Young Spock Had The Wrong Actor

[5/10 · 23 April 2010]

It was completely awful when i first saw it, because at the time of the movie release, I had been watching a lot of the Heroes TV show. So seeing how Sylar from Heroes was playing Spock, it completely threw me away! Especially as there were lots of moments where you could see the "Sylar acting style" in the young version of Spock.

So, first of all, i was really thrown back by who played the younger version of Spock. Secondly, there were way too many random pointless scenes that just ruined the movie even more. For example, the girl feeling sorry and just starts making-out with Spock! We didn't need to see a girl attempt to have pity sexy with the younger version of Spock, even if it was foreshadowing the removal of his position. Finally, the Romulans... OMFG!!! They looked Like freaking BIKER GANGS! So, WTF! They totally ruined the entire Romulan race in that movie... by making them look like stupid biker gangs.

However, i'll give points for the special effects, because i think that is the first time in any star trek movie, that they've made a space ship actually look somewhat as big as in the inside as the outside, especially in the water treatment plant scene *where they are running through it*

Starhunter (2000–2004)

Great TV Show

[10/10 · 26 August 2009]

this is an amazing television series that i watched as a little kid. It does have a similar plot to the fire-fly series, but like most television shows similar to this, it's amazingly entertaining.

one of the main problems is that the show only has 2 seasons; if a 3rd season were to be released and produced just as well as the others, I'd most definitely buy it.

This is a must see TV series, that is full of action, drama, and special effects for the science fiction nerds. it is full of exciting moments, and not to mention the suspense.

What makes this series special is the unique characters involved in the plot, ranging from a reckless captain to a artificial shipmate.