nvaspider Reviews

Brothers by Blood (2020)

Ummm wut?

[3/10 · 26 January 2021]

Well, we just finished the movie and are still unsure of what the plot is. I would rate it a 4, but had to give it a 3 to lower the existing rating a bit. Ummm, I think if I was in my twenties and high asf, it would be a decent film.

Nostalgia (I) (2018)

It is a movie

[4/10 · 16 May 2018]

Well, it is a movie. They definitely hired actors and filmed a...movie.

Six (2017–2018)

Jesus Christ

[5/10 · 3 March 2017]

*Spoiler --- I guess...even though this show is plagiarism.

Saw the first few episodes and thought to myself, all we're missing now is a cheesy bar scene like in Charlie Sheen's Seal movie...Sure enough, they actually delivered on that a couple of episodes later. Really? Can't say I blame the directors for assuming the target audience are a bunch of morons, just look at all the positive reviews, they are always 10 stars. When Taggart goes "I'm a navy mf seal." Those yokels already have their pants down whacking away.

FFS

The 90's called, they wan't their movie back.

Everybody Dies (2009)

two thumbs up.

[6/10 · 22 June 2009]

A low budget film does not have to make much sense, but if it makes you smile and makes you cry a little, then its done its job, and it deserves a 9 or 10 just like the big releases that come out in theatres. All the actors and actresses in this movie did a wonderful job, even the minor roles did a great job as well. I imagine them all on a big budget film it would be amazing. This josh evans is a good director and should make more films.

If you like my taste, and I know you will, have faith in my ratings and comments.

-spider

*for the record I gave it 6 stars, and still stand by my comment. loved the shootout at the end with the shotgun and helicopter. bad ass