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Wild Wild West (1999)
Poorly acted & poorly written
I understand that this wasn't exactly supposed to be presented as an Academy Award winning film, but it is so poorly written it makes no sense. How can you have a film set in the post Civil War era with modern 21st Century slang? It is just inexcusable and ruins the movie. The writer should have taken the time to pay attention to this type of detail.
Will Smith is not believable in his character at all due to the poor dialog and his weak insincere believability in his character. Smith does not compel you with his under-dramatic acting. His poor acting and basic boredom he brings the viewer ruins any chance of the film being remotely interesting. Its bad enough that the dialog is weak and the writer is clueless about the time-line, but when your lead actor shows no passion or drive in his role, how can the film possibly mean anything at all? I recommend skipping this one.
Da Ali G Show (2000)
Absolutely Horrible
I have seen badly written comedies before but this one takes the cake. Usually you will have a low rent low budget deal but this is just painful to watch. The guy is simply not funny and just a very very poor version of Tom Greene. I understand uniqueness and humor but when something is simply not funny nor entertaining what purpose does it have? I think the plug needs to be pulled this show. I have better entertainment from watching paint drying or listening to lecture on voodoo economics. The thing is this show isn't even useful for insomniacs because it will make want to throw your TV out the window. I think this may be one of the single worst television to ever hit the airwaves. I don't what these guys were thinking or where they came up with this ridiculous Ali G character but they need to scrap it forever!
Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)
Worst Movie Ever
This is the dumbest most useless movie ever! Its almost like the script came from toilet paper some guy used in a stall. It was so unfunny it was uncomfortable to watch. It is the complete anti-thesis of entertainment. I have seen better productions in college and on cable access. Just absolutely awful all the way. There is nothing redeemable from this movie. This quite simply has to be the most moronic film to ever hit the planet.
The dialog was useless and did not ever look realistic. Its as if the actors are reading in monotone off of a cue card. The acting was deplorable. It should be viewed at acting school as what not to do. I think all together it is a pure waste of film, waste of space and waste of time in video store or cable station in the universe!