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San Andreas (2015)
such a good ideas turned bad
This film, I have been waiting ages to watch this....Finally I have watched it. awww the disappointment. The films storyline is kinda the same as 2012, family split, fathers to the rescue, other characters become main cast and survive till the end. It looks like they spent a lot on effects and they are extremely realistic. Visually it was stunning but then we have the actors and the terrible plot lines and this let the film down badly. There was stories which ended without finding out what was gonna happen, Dwayne has been in some OK films so we know he can act but goddamn this was terrible, he over acted making me wana grind my teeth. Poor jokes, stupid love scenes. abserlutely daft. Then there was the English child and the English older brother. Now personally beig a Brit and living here for over 30+ years...We do not speak all posh, were they American actors putting on So thern accents? they were terrible and made the older brother look like an idiot every time he talked. In fact soe of the famous actors in this film were terrible....all I can think the director should have been changed. This was one of the corniest films I've ever seen. Like in Arnies earlier days there would always be funny corny lines, well this was just all bad.....am being very generous giving it 4/10 terrible film Oh and enough of the stupid American flags in every film.....very annoying
Zombie Massacre (2013)
A terrible film I don't even think Syfy channel will show
This made me laugh so hard...which is why I have awarded it 3/10 Me personally I love zombie and horror films, this however a total fail. The film is about the usual biological weapon escaped after an accident and everyone's getting infected at a crazy rate. I have absolutely no idea where its supposed to be based, America? The main defense guys (soldiers)are all yanks...I honestly have no clue its confusing. Lets talk accents, it was funny because we had people who who were clearly eastern Euros who could not do the accents lol it was so funny. Also the basic English was wrong, it was like watching teenagers practicing a play the way they were speaking their line and very poor grammar. Weirdly the main star was Christian Boeving who is a real American who is reasonably famous...but he well and truly over over played the American soldier as always with Americans. There was also a British guy in there low listing celeb who appeared I think on Emmerdale, however am not sure you would have to check the credits. Now despite both the Brit and the Yank neither of them mentioned the poor English to the director or writer. Appalling.
The acting was So corny, and that guy Dragon LOL really, it made me laugh, we have a Scot an American, some Easter Euro, the girl was a fake American. It was hilarious.
The Story line was stolen from so many films, now I know many films these days steal ideas and stories from films and books but this was really taking the Michael. The military officer infected himself with the virus and turned in to a zombie like the 1 in Resident Evil, I could easily list 10+ zombie films names and story-line they have stolen but it will take too long.
The Effects at the beginning weren't too bad, it was like they had a budget and they blew it straight away as the effects got worse and worse throughout the film. Again I was laughing when I saw a fat zombie running and looked like they were out of breath, lol.
If you love cheap tacky corny films, with extras as actors, zombies what look like their wearing masks,poor effects and terrible acting with atrocious accents then this is the film for you lol.
However if you want to have a laugh watch this film once, at least they had a go.
Psych:9 (2010)
I've seen much better
"Psych 9" is a horror film about an unstable woman,Working alone at night in a recently closed hospital, who witnesses events that may be connected to a string of murders sloughing the streets at night. To uncover the truth she will have to revisit the past behind the walls of Psych:9.
This starred Sara Foster,I was unsure who this was book the trailer looked cool and I thought Id watch.
Sadly this film leaves many questions. It leaves viewers pretty confused at the end as well, I am not sure if its one of the films where you decide for yourselves what happened, but it was too confusing. Another bad part of the film is the beginning. It starts off OK but takes a good 30 minutes to get going which could get the viewer bored and even turn it off. This is supposed to be a horror but its a psychological film, it has been labelled wrong. overall its getting 4/10